Bored Facebook Statuses

When you are feeling bored and irritable, posting something on Facebook could kick start a change of mood. Why not try bored facebook statuses? The trick is to get a response from friends and family, so just saying you are bored is not enough in most cases. Effective bored facebook statuses must engage the reader, and our facebook statuses about being bored are designed to get a reaction.

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If you're not just a bit crazy.. you're boring! Live life.. be Crazy.. why the hell not, you're only gonna end up crazy when you get old anyway!
may i have your attention please...OK i got an announcement...are you paying attention...OK are you ready...I'M BORED!!
is so bored shes considering covering their arse in talcum powder and watching their farts in the mirror....yes really!!!!
Is as bored as a blind man watching a silent movie god i need something to do
is so bored they is going through status shuffle to find a status of how bored they u gotta admit that is seriously seriously entertain me help!
believes that everything happens for a don't have regrets... coz without the bad things, you wouldn't be the strong person you are today x
is looking for some kind of trouble to get into. I'm BORED!
is sure that your not aware that you can't say... IRISH WRISTWATCH! Did you try it? I told you
is bored of being bored , as being bored is getting boring !!
get on an air plane and start screaming Hijack and when everyone panics just say what? I thought I seen my friend Jack!
Is VERY B to the O to the R to the E to the D! :P (If for some reason you cannot see what that spells, it spells BORED!) :D
It's Friday and night and I'm stuck sitting at home BORED out of my mind :(
My day has been about as exciting as watching a battery charge !!
Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It feels good while your doing it, but in the end your just screwing yourself.
your name is squishy! you shall be mine! you shall be my squishy! NO! BAD SQUISHY BAD!!!
Why is it, when I am busy doing something, people either text me, call me, or message me, but when I am bored, nothing.
bored bored bored bored bored bored waaaaaiiiiit, nope, still bored :
i' m so bored i' m going to get in my car and park on the side of the road and point my hairdryer at cars and see how many people slow down !!! LOL


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