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Facebook Statuses About Blondes
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dares you to post your biggest blonde moment below.
one day i looked in the mirror and said i didn't know i had a twin!
ME: dory taught me how to speak whale!! can you believe it!
#1:*notices #2 staring* STALKER! *runs screaming*
You know your blonde when you read the blonde jokes and you say, " Remember when i did that?"
Life just wouldn't be the same if I couldn't pull the blonde card now & again! ;)
blonde:OK I'm gonna count my fingers, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 dam lost count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10 11 12 22 dam 4 17 91 dam! brunette:you have 8 fingers 2 thumbs dumb ass!!
A: they tells you they did it
says, You've got to love my blond moments! Oh! That's right! ALL my moments are blond! ;)
why do boys like blonde girls? Because they can actually say they are smarter than their girlfriend!
Facebook Statuses About Blondes
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If u wanna keep a Blondie Busy, Then grab a piece of paper and write on both sides " Turn the Page"
What? I'm not a blond! I have brown hair! see? I fell up the stairs on purpose.
yeah but blonde's do have more fun
Blonde: "Sure. How much are they?"
dluow ti wenk i ekil emit ruoy gnitsaw tsuj ti dna siht gnidaer eimt teews ruoy koot uoy esuaceb yppah uoy era (now read it backwards)
B.L.O.N.D.E.S -- bitchy, loopy, obviously naughty, dorky, exciting, and sexy.
I'm a blonde and i have no problem with it... Yea i have alot of blonde moments but i don't mind :)
u realise ur blond wen u call some1's house phone they answer and u say "WHERE R U?!"

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