Facebook Statuses About Blondes

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.

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A blond gets pulled over. the cop asks her to give him her licence. she says, "u need to keep track. yesterday u take away my licence and 2day u wanna see it!"
Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after they finished their jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
a guy was driving a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.she did and said, 'Yes, No,Yes,No,Yes
is going to visit the purple kitty cats in their closet today. OH NO! the orange doggies are chasing the purple kitty cats! HURRY YELLOW UNICORN HELP THEM!
A robber stole a blonds television. The blond chased after the robber and shouted "Wait! You forgot the remote!"
Do you have ears?? OMG ! So do I ! Lets Be Friends!
a smart blond and Santa clause falls out of the sky witch 1 would hit the ground first...
I was talking on my cellphone and running through the house screaming, "MOM! I can't find my phone!"
Blondie: When I'm older, I'll go to the Sun!
shh... don't message me... I'm staring at this orange juice carton... well, it says concentrate!
a blonde goes they're stalking me!!omg get away from me stupid dinosaur! and u go who? and they says the stupid facebook u idiot!! ok y? they kno my name!!
hates it when you start typing, then you look up and nothing is there because you forgot to click in the box and you have to type it all over again they they :)
Q: how do you confuse a blond? A: tell their to alphabetize m&ms Q: how does a blond confuse you? A: they tells you they did it
anyone can trip over a bumpy surface but it takes serious skill to fall over a flat surface wait that means i must be the most skilled person who has ever lived
I hate the soup with letters in it... i just spells out ghjksdghskdfkcakd!!! How annoying!! :D
i didn't mean to well i stepped on a frosted flake and and iii killed it I'm a cereal Keller I'm so sorry little frosted flake :(
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, WAIT! what am I even laughing at? Oh well, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What is brown, black, blue and laying in a ditch? A brunette who has told one too many blonde jokes...


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