Facebook Statuses About Blondes

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.

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Girl goes back to their dorm and says to their Blond friend, I slept with a Brazilian man last night. The Blond replies: OMG you SLUT! how many is a Brazilian???
friend: i think you have dandruff Blondie: No!! its just snowing on my shoulder!
CRAP! You stepped on my imaginary friend! You will pay. You will pay. Now. Apologize to Mr. Doesntexsistowitz.
When people say blonds are dumb and make fun, they are really only jealous. When we do something dumb, we have our hair as an excuse. They don't. :P
if you really want to confuse a blond put their in a circular room tell their to pee in a corner then count all the circular
is the rarest of the rare. I'm a blonde and I'm smart.
you know your a blond when u get hit by a parked car...oh wait i did that!
how meny dumb blonde jokes are thear?? none. THEAR ALL TRUE!!LOL
You know your blond when you get mad at your computer when you spend 10 minutes pushing the shift key because you think it's the enter button. :)
Riddle: A blond and a brunette fell off a building. Who lands first?
wondering why did the blond print T.G.I.F on their shoes... to remind their that toes go in first
Yes i do have blond moments but that's what makes me(:. But at least u can say I'm beautiful, awesome, sweet, u can just say I'm the awesomeist person ya know(:
I'm the kind of person who, when you tell me a joke, I'll burst out laughing in a few hours because I finally understood it!
There's blond sitting at a stop sign for 2 hours. Police: Ma'am are you okay? Blond: I'm fine but you should really check this sign. It's not turning green!
Mommy says I'm special But i can never find out who this Edd person is!
My parents always said to me that I'm special but i couldn't figure out who Ed was.
A blond and a brunette were hanging off of a bridge. A boy had to pick which one to save. He said that he picked the blond, so she clapped.
A blond walks by the orange juice if u come back an hour later shes still there because it says "concentrate."


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