Facebook Statuses About Blondes

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.

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Facebook Statuses About Blondes
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two blonds were walking in the park then then one blond says ooh look a dead bird then the other one looks up and says where?
I don't have blond moments, I have brown-hair moments...which are Way cooler!
Q: How do you confuse a blond? A: Put their in a circle room and tell their to find their a corner. Q: How does a blond confuse you? A: they tells you they did it.
How do you know your friend's a blond? Stick them in a round room and tell them to find a corner.
~A blonde was watching the news.The reporter said that 9 Brazillian men had died.Then the blonde said, "HOW MANY IS A BRAZILLIAN?!" Like this if you get it.~
dares you to post your biggest blonde moment below.
one day i looked in the mirror and said i didn't know i had a twin!
ME: dory taught me how to speak whale!! can you believe it!
#1:*notices #2 staring* STALKER! *runs screaming*
You know your blonde when you read the blonde jokes and you say, " Remember when i did that?"
Facebook Statuses About Blondes
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Life just wouldn't be the same if I couldn't pull the blonde card now & again! ;)
blonde:OK I'm gonna count my fingers, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 dam lost count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10 11 12 22 dam 4 17 91 dam! brunette:you have 8 fingers 2 thumbs dumb ass!!
A: they tells you they did it
says, You've got to love my blond moments! Oh! That's right! ALL my moments are blond! ;)
why do boys like blonde girls? Because they can actually say they are smarter than their girlfriend!
If u wanna keep a Blondie Busy, Then grab a piece of paper and write on both sides " Turn the Page"
What? I'm not a blond! I have brown hair! see? I fell up the stairs on purpose.
yeah but blonde's do have more fun


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