Facebook Statuses About Blondes

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.

Please add only relevant and interesting statuses. If your total rating gets to low you won't be able to post again for some time.

wondering why did the blond print T.G.I.F on their shoes... to remind their that toes go in first
Girl goes back to their dorm and says to their Blond friend, I slept with a Brazilian man last night. The Blond replies: OMG you SLUT! how many is a Brazilian???
you know your a blond when u get hit by a parked car...oh wait i did that!
You know your blond when you get mad at your computer when you spend 10 minutes pushing the shift key because you think it's the enter button. :)
if you really want to confuse a blond put their in a circular room tell their to pee in a corner then count all the circular
A blond and a brunette were hanging off of a bridge. A boy had to pick which one to save. He said that he picked the blond, so she clapped.
how meny dumb blonde jokes are thear?? none. THEAR ALL TRUE!!LOL
is not a blonde or a brunette , they's a malteaser. Brunette on the outside Blonde on the inside
brunette and blackie:crack up laughing
2 blonds driving 2 Disneyland, they c a sign saying "Disneyland left
How do you know a blonde tried to commit suicide???
Yes i do have blond moments but that's what makes me(:. But at least u can say I'm beautiful, awesome, sweet, u can just say I'm the awesomeist person ya know(:
A blond walks by the orange juice if u come back an hour later shes still there because it says "concentrate."
My parents always said to me that I'm special but i couldn't figure out who Ed was.
There's blond sitting at a stop sign for 2 hours. Police: Ma'am are you okay? Blond: I'm fine but you should really check this sign. It's not turning green!
Riddle: A blond and a brunette fell off a building. Who lands first?
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The waterproof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight and Submarine screen door
It's funny how people say blonde's are dumb, 'cause when you think about, not all guys are blonde.


We add new interesting quotes to our site daily, so visit us frequently to find the most popular facebook status updates, sayings about relationships and friendship or some funny facebook statuses. Also please remember to vote for the ones you like, so that more people can see them. Thanks!