Facebook Statuses About Blondes

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.

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Facebook Statuses About Blondes
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A blonde text me saying:"Wat does BBL mean?"I replied."Be Back Later."Minute later I receive another text."You best be,I wanna know what this means!"
Caution! blond thinking... could be dangerous or even fatal!
robber comes in and steals blond,Burnett, and red heads T.V. blond chases after them and says " wait you forgot the remote!!"
A blonde asked a red head "What IDC mean?" "I don't care" "Well i do!!"
I was so surprised this morning. I went to get some cheerios and all I found were some non-colorful fruit loops! How interesting.
Being a blonde is fun, When you are happy, you laugh. When you are hurt, you laugh. And of course when you have no idea whats going on you LAUGH! Hee hee hee!!!
..yeah, i know im clumsy..but this one time it really wasnt my fault! the automatic door didnt open and i just kept walking..yeah it hurt but im okk now! o.O.o.
What? I'm not a blond! I have brown hair! see? I just.. wait.. what was i gonna say? .. umm..Oh yeah.. wait i forget! oh what we were talking about!
*CAUTION: I'M thinking... it may be a while
A blond gets trapped in the grocery store and when the cops open the door to ask their if shes alright they said "I ALMOST STARVED TO DEATH!"
Facebook Statuses About Blondes
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Friend: I don't know.
is the rarest of the rare. I'm a blonde and I'm smart.
CRAP! You stepped on my imaginary friend! You will pay. You will pay. Now. Apologize to Mr. Doesntexsistowitz.
When people say blonds are dumb and make fun, they are really only jealous. When we do something dumb, we have our hair as an excuse. They don't. :P
I'm the kind of person who, when you tell me a joke, I'll burst out laughing in a few hours because I finally understood it!
friend: i think you have dandruff Blondie: No!! its just snowing on my shoulder!
Mommy says I'm special But i can never find out who this Edd person is!
You know your blond when you get mad at your computer when you spend 10 minutes pushing the shift key because you think it's the enter button. :)


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