Facebook Statuses About Blondes

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.

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I was so surprised this morning. I went to get some cheerios and all I found were some non-colorful fruit loops! How interesting.
A blonde text me saying:"Wat does BBL mean?"I replied."Be Back Later."Minute later I receive another text."You best be,I wanna know what this means!"
Being a blonde is fun, When you are happy, you laugh. When you are hurt, you laugh. And of course when you have no idea whats going on you LAUGH! Hee hee hee!!!
Having waaaaay too many blond moments for someone whose blond came from a box
robber comes in and steals blond,Burnett, and red heads T.V. blond chases after them and says " wait you forgot the remote!!"
A blonde asked a red head "What IDC mean?" "I don't care" "Well i do!!"
Tripped over a cordless phone
..yeah, i know im clumsy..but this one time it really wasnt my fault! the automatic door didnt open and i just kept walking..yeah it hurt but im okk now! o.O.o.
Thinks the world will NOT end in 2012. How? you ask simple, the return date on the packet of trail mix says "sell by 2014"
Caution! blond thinking... could be dangerous or even fatal!
*CAUTION: I'M thinking... it may be a while
none because none of them exist
A blond gets trapped in the grocery store and when the cops open the door to ask their if shes alright they said "I ALMOST STARVED TO DEATH!"
shh do not disturb me I am staring at this carton of orange juice cause it says concentrate...
A Blonde walks into the dry cleaners to drop of a shirt.The owner says..Come again.The blonde turns around and says..No its toothpaste this time you nosy bitch!
What? I'm not a blond! I have brown hair! see? I just.. wait.. what was i gonna say? .. umm..Oh yeah.. wait i forget! oh what we were talking about!
The Blondi hears the ice cream truck and says: ME!
Doesn't know why blonds get offended by blond jokes, because if they understand the blond joke, it obviously doesn't apply to them.


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