Facebook Statuses About Blondes

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.

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there's a Blondie and a brunette, the brunette says 'look there's a dead bird' and the Blondie looks up
Brunette and a blond driving down a neighborhood the brunette: Hey look outside and tell me if my blinker is working Blond: OK! *looks outside* "yes no yes"
there's a blonde and a brunette walkin together the brunette says "look there's a dead bird" -the blonde looks up- "where?!"
i HATE when i go to a public place and push the door that says pull!
is having staring contests with their twin that looks exactly like their.. but the weird thing is no one wins.. we blink at the exact same time! :P
blond: what does N.O.Y.B mean ? brunette: none of your business blond: you don't have to be mean i was just asking a question
so...i don't really have blond moments, it's more of a blond life :)
The dumb blond cause the other 2 don't exist ;) x
is not a dumb blond. However I embrace the stereotype, I can get away with soooooooo much more :)
is a blond but still thinks Blond Jokes are hilarious! =]
blond: I think i know who Santa is. red head: this should be good who. blond: everybody would be one if people worked at it and gave help to other.
the blonde responds: 6 please. i could never eat 12.
falls up stairs, runs into parked cars, runs into things and says sorry, trips over nothing, hears something when its really nothing, and falls off the bed XD
a Blondie falls and says hey i did not fall i tackled the ground...i think i won :)
Brunette:I'M GOING TO MARS! Brown:I'LL GO TO VENUS! Blondie: I'LL GO TO THE SUN! Brunette:But you will burn! Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night
all who think I'm a dumb blonde raise your hand. who's dumb now? the person raising their hand in front of a computer:)
Well all you gotta do is take the pin out and throw it back.
four red heads and a blond went swimming at the beach.While swimming someone yelled "SHARK, SWIM FOR IT"the blond did...bye bye Blondy


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