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Facebook Statuses About Blondes
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WARNING: I'm blonde and smart. Be afraid, be VERY afraid muahahahahaha!!
WOAH!! i just looked at the calender and found out my birthday is the same day i was born!!
lost their phone one day and exclaimed,"OH MY GOD I LOST MY PHONE!! Mom, i gotta call u back later!"
a blond got kicked out of a grocery store because they kept complaining that all the bananas were bent
You know you part blond when you're looking at the Blondie joke and say "I remember doing that once"
a blonde calls 911 n says, "my house is on fire!! the lady on other end of line says,'How do we get 2 ur house?" the blonde says,'In the big red truck,DUH!!
A blond walks into PC world wanting curtains for their laptop. The cashier asks their " Why do you want curtains for that." So the blond says "Duh it has windows!
oh meh gee! read it, this pig, ish pig, a pig, good pig, way pig, to pig, keep pig, sum1 pig, busy pig, now read without pig~!! (=
A dumb blond, smart blond and Santa were playing poker. Who won? No one, because the dumb blond forgot the rules, and the other two don't exist.
the blonde goes the skittles i bought,i cant taste the rainbow!
Facebook Statuses About Blondes
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A blond looks at a calendar and reads out muck-day tuck-day wet-day turd-day and cos Fun-day that's what they does and cant read
Why be blond ? u can be like me ... brunette with blond moments :)
i love being blonde because when normal people do something stupid they have nothing to blame it on
is talking on their cell phone thinks bout texting someone then starts freaking out bc they cant find their cell phone
i was told today i am a few fries short of a happy meal, can somebody please tell me what that means?
when i say random and stupid things people say I'm such a blonde and i don't mind because i would rather have blonde hair then have to explain the way i think.
why did the Blond get mad when they saw their Drivers License? ..Cause they could not believe they got an F in sex.;)
if a blond and a brunette fell of a building who would hit the ground first ? the brunette cuz the blond would have to stop and ask for directions.

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