Facebook Statuses About Blondes

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.

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Facebook Statuses About Blondes
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is thinking about drowning a fish, who wants to help?:p
i can pay atten... hey is that a squirrel?
Oh my gosh!What is this thing it is ringing I'm gonna be it too ring ring its ringing ring ring
"I can't! The doors are locked!"-Blonde
Friend: *sigh*
I feel so random, oink,moo,cock a doodle, SHIT I forgot what a rooster says. Oh I know now cock a doodle shit.
Answer: The brunette. The blond had to stop to ask for directions!
How a Blondie confuses you..they tells you they found it!
Boy:"so i heard you were trying to hook up with my bro?" Girl:"WTF" Boy:what does WTF mean?" Girl: "What the fuck" Boy:"oh alright why you saying WTF?
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Facebook Statuses About Blondes
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question:how do you drowned blonde?? Answer: u glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool lol :)
A blonde was working at The Old Banana Factory, but they got fired because they threw out all the bent ones.
Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it?!
my cheerios are haunting me! They spell OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
a Farmer rides in to town on Friday stays in town for 3 days rides back home on Friday how did they do it
Someone just asked me if I have blond moments often. I said HECK NO! I HAVE BLOND MONTHS!
Blondie: Ur stupid! I'll go at night
has the attention span of a ...OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH there's a squirrel!!

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