Facebook Statuses About Blondes

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.

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i can't believe how many times the sidewalk tripped me today, i didn't do anything to it so why is it being so mean
You know you're having a blonde moment when you're sitting in your driver's seat with the car started and the radio on and you're digging through your purse to find your car keys.
Blond walks into a store I need curtains Man-what size? Blond-they are for my computer" Man- you don't need curtains for a computer blond-but it has windows
Well all you gotta do is take the pin out and throw it back.
i may not have have blonde hair but i do blonde stuff like...tripping on flat surfaces and running into parked cars and falling up stairs
Some one tells you a joke, everyone laughs(including you), ten minutes later you laugh because you just got it!
Brunette and a blond driving down a neighborhood the brunette: Hey look outside and tell me if my blinker is working Blond: OK! *looks outside* "yes no yes"
Fuck you fucking mum I'm gonna fucking fuck you fucking 2morrow fucking night on ur fucking fucked up balcony 2 our fucked up dog
A .. Because on the box it said From 2-4 years
Brunette: It's too hot though!
It takes skills to act like a blond and be a brunette! :D
is having staring contests with their twin that looks exactly like their.. but the weird thing is no one wins.. we blink at the exact same time! :P
I'm not blond i didn't trip over a flat surface my imaginary friend simply kicked my feet
A blond & a brunette jumped off the empire state building; they had a race to the bottom. Who won? -the brunette: the blond had to stop to ask for directions!
there's a blonde and a brunette walkin together the brunette says "look there's a dead bird" -the blonde looks up- "where?!"
The dumb blond cause the other 2 don't exist ;) x
all who think I'm a dumb blonde raise your hand. who's dumb now? the person raising their hand in front of a computer:)

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