Facebook Statuses About Blondes

They do say that blondes have more fun, so posting some blonde facebook statuses could be a way to boost your social networking profile. It is well known that, to be a success on Facebook, you must grab people’s attention, so why not try blonde facebook statuses? We have quite a lot of blonde facebook statuses here, so it should be easy enough to find the right one.

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Some one tells you a joke, everyone laughs(including you), ten minutes later you laugh because you just got it!
Brunette and a blond driving down a neighborhood the brunette: Hey look outside and tell me if my blinker is working Blond: OK! *looks outside* "yes no yes"
is having staring contests with their twin that looks exactly like their.. but the weird thing is no one wins.. we blink at the exact same time! :P
Well all you gotta do is take the pin out and throw it back.
Fuck you fucking mum I'm gonna fucking fuck you fucking 2morrow fucking night on ur fucking fucked up balcony 2 our fucked up dog
is not a dumb blond. However I embrace the stereotype, I can get away with soooooooo much more :)
A blond & a brunette jumped off the empire state building; they had a race to the bottom. Who won? -the brunette: the blond had to stop to ask for directions!
all who think I'm a dumb blonde raise your hand. who's dumb now? the person raising their hand in front of a computer:)
A .. Because on the box it said From 2-4 years
Brunette: It's too hot though!
It takes skills to act like a blond and be a brunette! :D
there's a blonde and a brunette walkin together the brunette says "look there's a dead bird" -the blonde looks up- "where?!"
I'm not blond i didn't trip over a flat surface my imaginary friend simply kicked my feet
Blond walks into a store I need curtains Man-what size? Blond-they are for my computer" Man- you don't need curtains for a computer blond-but it has windows
i may not have have blonde hair but i do blonde stuff like...tripping on flat surfaces and running into parked cars and falling up stairs
The dumb blond cause the other 2 don't exist ;) x
i can't believe how many times the sidewalk tripped me today, i didn't do anything to it so why is it being so mean


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