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Facebook Statuses About Blondes
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a blond calls for a pizza, the man says would you like that cut into 6 or 8 pieces, the blond replies better cut it into 6, i don't think i could eat 8.
~A blonde was watching the news.The reporter said that 9 Brazillian men had died.Then the blonde said, "HOW MANY IS A BRAZILLIAN?!" Like this if you get it.~
you know Ur blond when you can't see the forest cause all the trees r in the way! :P
Okay i`m so talented. I can get hit by parked cars, the walls run into me, the floor comes up and hits me, and most of all, I can fall UP the stairs. :D
It takes skills to act like a blond and be a brunette! :D
I might not be the brightest crayon, but without me the box would be incomplete. [:
Blonde:What does "IDC" mean?, Brunette: I dont care, Blonde: Fine! I was just asking you dont have to be such a bitch about it like everyone else! Goshh!!!
there were 1000 fish in a tank and 673 drowned how many were left?
How do you know a blonde tried to commit suicide???
A blond & a brunette jumped off the empire state building; they had a race to the bottom. Who won? -the brunette: the blond had to stop to ask for directions!
Facebook Statuses About Blondes
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i may not have have blonde hair but i do blonde stuff like...tripping on flat surfaces and running into parked cars and falling up stairs
The blond was so proud of themself because they finished a puzzle in 7 months. Why was they proud? The box said 1-2 Years.
If i got a dollar for every blonde moment i had i would be a millionaire
why does everyone always call the girls dumb blonds and not the guys I'm guessing its because girls just have their dumb moments where as boys are plain idiots!
Blond got pulled over for speeding and the sheriff was writing their a ticket. Blond:Cant I just buy ticket to the policeman ball? Cop:Policemen don't have balls.
is the rarest of the rare. I'm a blonde and I'm smart.
A blond and their boyfriend were walking down the street the boyfriend said "hey look a dead bird" the blond looked up and said "where?"
is having staring contests with their twin that looks exactly like their.. but the weird thing is no one wins.. we blink at the exact same time! :P

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