Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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I'm bitchy...what's your superpower?
Have you ever been sitting there listening to someone go on and on, with nothing but BS, and felt like just getting up and walking away without saying a word?
bitch u stole my man now u see me with Ur ex and me the ho somebody is obviously jealous
when I'm good.. I'm good, when I'm evil .. I'm better! ^^
likes the way they give all the fat ugly people who wont get boyfriends big boobs, then the pretty ones who can get boyfriends get stuck with these tiny ones!
thinks: It is rude to make up stuff about people when you really know the truth. The more you spread lies, the more you look stupid in the end.
when i look at you all i see is love then i look again and i realise it was actually me farting and just the pleasure of you having to smell it lol !!!
my words wouldn't sting you if they didn't ring true. they burnt there bridges and of course blew mine the fuck up
I lost a tooth, I married a whore!
says - don't flatter yourself darling... the only fan you have is the one on your ceiling.
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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I'm not A bitch, I'm THE bitch, and your just pissed off that I'm not YOUR BITCH!!! Get over yourself already, I have!
thinks if you have a problem with me i wouldn't waste your time telling me because i actually couldn't care less but thanks anyway x
WARNING! This bitch bites back!
Karma is a bitch with GPS for directions straight to your ass!
does it bother me to see my ex with someone else? Na, see my mom always taught me to give my unwanted things to the less fortunate!
How dare you compare me to you everyone is different and just because your pain is worse than mine doesn't mean you have to be a bitch and not even try and help
i ain't perfect, but take a long look in the mirror coz u ain't perfect either
Screw you dumb ass

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