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You may hate me. You my not like me. But Jesus thinks I am to die for bitches.!
NEVER EVER play games with a girl who knows how 2 play them better!!
Behind every successful BITCH, is an asshole who got them THAT way!!!
People either love me or hate me, but whatever they choose...I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!
=] my name is bob >:( my name is your face and it is getting mad so shut the fuck up thank you have a nice day don't forget to not say that again cause i know.!
Bitches are bitches, get over it !
bitch who cares what the fuck u got to say cause i don't give 2 fucks
Was your mission for the day to get on my nerves if so, CONGRATULATIONS MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
one day you will realize that i was everything you ever wanted. And by the time that happens I'm not going to want you
hit my friends you go missing
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would like to congratulate you on your perfect life. I ask that you refrain from making judgement on mine and sharing your opinion with all who'll listen!
you're bitching at a bitch who has more experience bitching? bitch back off or else you're gonna get a bitch slap
two tears in a bucket, if that don't fill it, fuck it!!
Some people should come with 'Delete' buttons.
i didn't like you. and i never did.
I'm not a bitch, just SEXY : I'm not a flirt, just FRIENDLY !!! do i make myself clear now???
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but you're going to have to tell me how you get your head that far up your own ass.
cant stand me=sit down, cant face me=turn around, think im trippin=tie my shoelace, think im a bitch=try me, love me=good, hate me=even better.

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