Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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I'm not ignoring you, I'm simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being. Think before you speak & check your tone at the door!
Talk to the finger because the hand is too busy, bitch!
I am truly a nice person, ask anyone who really knows me, Its just people like you invoke the bitch in me. I simply wont stand for your bullshit!
what do women do after sex? 2% eat 3% smoke 4% take a shower 5% go to sleep & 86% finish the job themselves
Ken hates you, Barbie bitch (:
you call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, dogs bark,bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful. so yeah thanks for the compliment !
they say man cant be trusted so why the fuck are ALL the women that WANT to sleep with me are either married or in a relationship
says if I'm a bitch then your a bitch, your Mum's a bitch for having a bitch, your Dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. So who's the bitch now BIATCH??
That's right! i drank your hot chocolate! What are YOU gonna do about it bitche$$!
damn it... get over yourself bitch.. you will never be me!
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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I was always told if you have nothing nice to say then don't say it, But when someone pisses me off I'm gonna say something not nice
I had ALLOT of weetabitch for breakfast
If it walks like a duck, and it acts like a duck, then I guess it's a duck, so if you walk like a hoe, and you act like a hoe, then bitch you are a HOE!
Behind ever women is a bitch... Behind every Bitch is a man that made their that way.
Sometimes when I'm reading your status updates I get the sudden urge to shout WHO GIVES A F>>K !
...I can always be a classy bitch...A nice bitch...Or a nasty bitch...Pick one and find out where you land...
I kill you u hurt me i get a boner you squeeze it you rape me i lick your vagina you get a baby then it dies!
If you're looking for sluts they are on the next aisle~


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