Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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so what I'm a bitch..its better than being a slut
Do you see 1% of give-a-fuck in these eyes!
Ok, I'll give you a minute to go put your big girl panties on cause I'm DONE playin' nice...
everyone bitches, just get over it!
Thank you too all those people who bitch about me behind my back for making me the centre of attention (:
if tweets are twits and twats are twums then do i care
i will rip off your ears shove them up your anus just so you can hear me kicking yo a$$!
If you think you are gonna say or do something I don't like and I am not gonna say something back...YOU ARE WAY OFF!
I'Love'You'Forever. Best friends :). xx You smile , I smile. You laugh , I laugh. You cry, I cry. You fall over, I SIT THERE AND LAUGH LIKE HELL ! :D. <3
So tired of the pity parties, you've brought this on yourself, now face the music of the song you wrote!
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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u can only get away with things for a certain amount of time...and trust me, your time is running out
you know, if you keep trying to push my buttons, you might push the one that makes me bitch slap you. Now that would be funny...
So can someone tell me when the bullshit ends?
For all people that piss me off & you know who you are. Buy a rope, build a bridge and hang your self off of it like a Christmas decoration. Then go to hell.
Loviin all dem hatin bitchess out there ! Keep it commin ! Yur only feeding my Ego =D kthnx
OH, I'm sorry you're in a bad mood.. Did you trip over your broken G-string you stupid slut?
OMG! I am SO sorry! I totally forgot that I was put on this Earth to please you!.. Oh wait, I WASN'T! So back off!!
is laughing, not because its funny, but because your a joke!

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