Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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You know when the boyfriends family hates you...because they all wanna beat your ass including their ex-girlfriend. who they truly adore! :)
boys and their mood swings are worse than girls on their periods
Do you carry a toilet roll around with you because so much shit comes out your mouth.
It feels great to be back to the old me again. yes that's right the sarcastic insulting opinionated bitch is here to stay. if you don't like it it your problem.
I'm a Bitch? Ur a Bitch, and Ur moms a Bitch for having a Bitch, and Ur dads a Bitch for fucking a Bitch! SO WHO'S THE BITCH NOW!
I don't give a shit, you still broke my spork!
u say Ur funny and u think Ur kl but fucking look in the mirror get a life bitch
wait for it - wait for it - hang on - nope its gone well sorry i tried to care about your feelings but i stopped caring the day you hurt mine
I can say some really mean shit. So I do! ahahahahahaha
says "PMS + GPS = a crazy bitch who WILL find you!"
is happy to let you know that they is wrapped up in themself and is oblivious to any bullshit you have to say..
b.i.t.c.h=being In total control ha
There will always be people who strive to make others unhappy..and there will always be KARMA to bitch slap them back in their place!
don't you hate it when some tramp starts talking about you. don't you want to pull out their weave and say SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
Apparently I'm a bitch ... well a bitch means a female dog ,
why make friends when all they do it cause shit for you .. great friends you are
One of the Biggest things you can do too piss me off is it accuse me of doing or say something... Facts are always better then just Assuming!!
- If you feel the need to talk about my life, then it's obvious you haven't got one of your own!


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