Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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I may be small but i can kick some MAJOR @$$ so if u r thinking about pissing me off... I would think twice
is tired of being nice! It wasn't working for me anyway. It worked for you because you got what you needed/ wanted. Me on the other hand... Not so much!
we love each other we call each other bitches and we are but we are united bitches and together were unstoppable
you know you officially no longer have a mom when they can run into you at a store, give you a dirty look like they hates you and walk away like you never met.
finds it really annoying when people who hate you start talking to you then tell you to get out their life!? seriously.. get a life bitch:L
Don't hate me because you ain't me bitches jealousy is a disease get well soon :D
Karma is a BITCH, they will HUNT YOU down and FIND YOU!!!
The person you call friend today might become a "unfriend" tomorrow. So watch out; Life has a way of changing the status of the people around you.
If others can't beat me, why can you? :)
Hey asshole if your gonna lie do it to someone whou2019s dumb enough to believe you because i sure as hell won't
thanks for nothing bitch face, hope your ass stays broken , if it don't, i will kindly help it stay in pieces, midget .
uve ignored me, blanked me, slagged me off, insulted me, called me sly, a bitch, a hypocrite! so y the sudden interest in me again?? talk about 2-faced!
Beer sorts the voices in my head, they aren't saying nice things anymore!
Has a patience can only take so much & when that limit is reached I can't & won't be held responsible for what I say or do...
is tired of hearing people bitch about their life or job..either do something about it or shut the hell up!
is now self employed. I have assholes for sale at a dime a dozen and they all whistle Dixie. Please leave your credit card information. All sales are final.
hate ppl who think every pure loves them when really every1 bitches bout them behind their back :L :L jokes on u !! :L


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