Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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Hating me won't make u pretty, only plastic surgery can sort out a face like urs
sweet as sugar...hard as ice...hurt me once...i'll kill u twice
i maybe a bitch but suck it up i wasn't put on this earth to please a ass like you
You may not like my personality, but at least I've got one.
(_X_) kiss my arse ;) XX :L
Feels Like a chicken who stuck their neck out for a friend ...Now I'm chicken soup
can't look at me?
Oh i love being told that i want my EX back..But WTH would i want them? look at who hes with...Not to mention they is OLD news :) Skank + Trash = Meant to be!
The truth comes out when you're mad or drunk... So don't piss me off and don't get me drunk because you don't want to know how I really feel.
People need to come up with funnier shit cuz i don't got all day.!
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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Keep talking. Some day, you'll say something intelligent.
High ho diddly ho, off to slap some hoes I go. :)
Wishes stupid bitches would grow the FUCK up!!
If you want to be my friend act like it and stop b*llshitting behind me back you little b*tches
Cant find the "I give a FUCK" button!!!
CAUTION: I'm having one of those dayz. Approach with caution & watch what you say or stay away. I'm sick, whiny, bitchy, & have a zero bullshit tolerance.
This message was brought to you by the Letters F and U..
Baby, I'm going to miss...O M G! did you see the ass on that guy? Oh sorry, where was I?

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