Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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wishes that ALL of the ignorant, dumb fucks would fall off the face of the earth and NEVER return again! That'd be HEAVEN!! <3
Today's mood forecast: Mostly bitchy with a chance of knock you on your a$$. Should've kept your mouth shut
bitch I'm the bomb bitch bitch I'm the bomb
so I'd call you a cunt, but then I'd be lying. You lack the depth and the warmth.
As Cat from "The Bad Girls Club" Say's "I am about to SNATCH a BITCH!"
i speak my mind sorry if it's mean but it's the truth
I can't stand rude, condescending people who depend on making others feel bad so that they can feel better about themselves!
If someone calls you a bitch say a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, barks on a tree, trees are nature, nature is just say thank you and walk away<3
says: spike a Bitch!!
I really don't hate you; I'm just severely allergic to stupidity
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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I won't tell you about how you hurt me, or that I'd never do that to you, because one day you'll see that I was the best damn thing that ever happened to you.
I Dont Play that He Said She said game,I just wanna know who the fuck i go after.
I don't whine, I BITCH!!
you say u like me . then you get a girlfriend and then ignore me ? REALLY GROW UP !
Don't act like you know me cause bitch you ain't got the slightest clue about me
If I seem nice, it's only because you aren't an asshole.
The police have found a dead body today, deformed, without teeth, no brain & with a very small penis! Just wondering if your still OK??
Were you born an idiot, or have you been training for the position?


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