Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Have you met my friend Karma...just an FYI, they's a bitch and will punch you straight in the face...enjoy!
If some1 ever calls u a b!tch just say thts wright because bitches are female dog dogs pee on trees trees are nature and nature is beautiful
sick of people blaming everyone else for there own bad choices & unhappiness. We're adults grow up and start taking some responsibility for your messed up life
has just found out what hitting the ctrl and w button does.. try it you'll laugh =]
is feeling on top of the world today! Anyone want a hand up here, The view is amazing and There's plenty of room!?!
Why is it that when I smile, people think I am up to no good??
karma is a BITCH, so what goes around comes around just remember all the shit you did to me it'll come back to you twice as hard :D
Attempting to give a damn... Still attempting to give a damn... Attempt to give a damn FAILED!
*HEY BITCH!* Thanks for the compliment!!!
really hates it when coward chick's put things on their status,that you know is towards you,but of course they're too afraid to tell you to your face! =)
woman, calm down your whore moans.
Hey you, yeah you. no, not you. yeah you, right there, YOU! yeah hi, your bitch and i thought you'd like to know(:
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will have something negative to say. -James Lecesne
Well, I'm trying to put my best foot forward, but you are making me wanna turn around and put my best foot in your ASS!!
Thinking> OH you're hanging out together? Funny, you were talking shit about their just yesterday. Moral of the story? This makes you a 2 FACE COWARD!
is about to have a B.F. (a bitch fit)
To get somewhere in life, you have to take advantage of people, treat them like crap, use them when it suits you!!


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