Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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Sorry babe Youre gonna have to fuck yourself tonight Thats the only person you actually love anyway !!
has decided that the only reason your here is cause your mum rolled in a cum stain!
Today's forecast... Bitchy with 100% chance of sarcasm!!
so tired of people that only notice what I DONT do & everythin that I have done means shit.from now on I dont give a fuck!U dont like me?fuck off!Simple as that
is cranky and in pain and doesn't care to censor their words today.
life not a pussy so don't be a douche
says. you may walk over me as if im a doormat... but don't ever stop 2 wipe ur feet, coz i will take them out from under ya. i promise x
Ain't it funny when people can say things behind your back but they can't say it infront of ya,
thinks its funny how 1 person can make Ur day, and that same person can ruin it!
if water was vodka and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up but vodkas not water and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f*** up!
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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So glad some of the shit people say on here is not heard in real life. I'd have to bitch slap someone!
people who talk about other people's lives, clearly don't have one of their own!
Everyone has a little Jerry Springer inside them. It just takes the right day and the right circumstances.
i hate fucking parents cuz i don't give 2 rats a$$ about what they think so don't talk 2 me about Ur drama
ugh! is it ASSHOLE DAY and no one told me?!
hey wile your back there stabbing me in the back you can kiss my ass.thanks
like me or don't like me, I couldn't give a shit :)
I am who I am, I speak whats on my mind, my views on certain things are just that, my views! If you cant accept that, then why did you ask to be my friend.


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