Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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I wasn't born a Bitch... it took years of dealing with guys like you to make me this way!
people can talk shit, because there's always another person in the world talking shit about them too.. life's a bitch.. learn how to handle it.(:
I'm not a bitch I'm the bitch HOE!
So what if you hate me? See that long ass line behind me? Yeah. Join it. You aren't the only one.
is in a bad mood today... CAUTION: sarcastic remarks, eye rolling, yelling at me or any generally annoying behavior will result in you getting bitch-slapped!!
says I'm not your typical girl, coz no matter how hard you try 2 knock me down... I know I'm worthwhile, strong, reliable and worth every step I take..
So there's a "Poke Button" on Facebook, but where's the "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick to the Face Button?" That I'd respond back to.
Now accepting applications for true friends... Because the jobs for assholes have already been filled.
's crap compactor has reached capacity. Please peddle your shit someplace else.
i might be a bitch but at-least i HAVE BIGGER BALLS than you EVER HAVE!!!
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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is sick of the way people wanna bitch about shit when they do the same to your child...if you don't wanna be woken up than don't wake my child up!
stop worrying about what me and mine do and how we are and worry about you and yours in other words back off quit stirring up sh*t
Don't ask me what I want to do if you are just going to shoot it down, because next time I'm just going to say f**k you and end up going out with the girls.
doesn't have an attitude and isn't bitchy at all, I just have a low tolerance for stupid bullshit today and everyday after...
The good old days when I didn't give a shit about what life threw at me cos' I'd always throw it back... ten times harder, expecting a refund.
has advise for you, the next time you see me FUCKIN RUN!!
Never ask a liar for their side of the story... because that's ALL you'll get, THEIR side... which, by the way, is another lie.


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