bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.
"hey" what! "ha ha made you look! who's my bitch? your my bitch! now look away! "
Oh, I'm sorry! Did I give you the impression I give a flying shit what you think? Gee, sorry for the mix-up, believe me when I say your opinion doesn't matter!!
I am so over two-faced people that cause shit in my life, there is only one thing to do to them...ignore them, hopefully they will get the picture and leave.
Speak to me like that again and I will bitch slap you so hard your unborn children will come out well behaved!
Some days I want to legally change my name to Karma so it will be OK for me to be a Bitch and SLAP YOU when you deserve it!
HAHA.You got my EX, now you talk shit,i even see the jealousy coming out in you, but all in all I still get to both of you and its to DAMN funny to watch. I WIN
I'm sorry, does it look like I care? Cause if it does, that look is on my face by accident!
I haven't just mastered being a bitch, I've PHD that Shit.
The easiest way to solve problems with an annoying person. Step 1, raise middle finger, step two, say "Fuck You"
is just smiling and biting their tongue. All so you don't get your ass cussed out
you know how i know your the bigger idiot? cause your still telling your lies and thinking I'm buying them!
says " OMFG!! ITS THE WORLDS BIGGEST DISASTER! ITS KILLED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE JUST BY LOOKING AT IT! Ooh wait... Its just your face!" lmao
has decided they now knows who their real friends are, the rest of you can fuck off
Hates the people that pretend to be sweet an innocent when the shit hits the fan, but really there the ones with the big wooden spoon, causing all the problem
If you have a problem, solve it. don't bitch about it. we're all old enough to solve our problems. News Flash! its not all about u!
Please, being married doesn't make you any less of a whore. It just makes you a whore with management!
WARNING: I'm in a bold and brassy mood... subject to telling it like it is and not giving a flip if you like it or not.
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