Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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WARNING: inner-bitch is out to play
is tired of dealing with narcissists who think life revolves around them. Funny how their own selfish behavior will be what takes them down :-b
"WHAT A SLUT!" "Don't judge a book by it's cover." "Well looks like this book has no cover!"
i hate it when someone u thought was you're friend !
is a stupid mad _________________________
I don't hate you, your just no longer worth my time ! :)
You can't fix stupid. And sometimes you can't even stand to be around and watch them.
People always say when your angry you don't mean what you say..Yea you keep thinking that.
when you start to think about saying something to me just remember to F.O.C.U.S. (Fuck Off Cause Your Stupid)
people call me a bitch but i know i am so i just say Hell ya I'm proud of it too
fuck with me I'll laugh it off fuck with my friends and family you will end up in the hospital so consider yourself warned!
idiots are like assholes-always one step behind and they're always full of shit!
You wanna play games? Game on. But we play by my rules now. Be warned: I don't play fair & I damn sure don't play nice. :)
's mouth and actions aren't being censored. Yep, it's another one of those days.
Your face goes "BOOM!"
bitch open or closed casket?
"Forgive and forget " is useful in some cases, But in my Case "Move on" Seems more appropriate
is currently taking friendship applications: Requires background check, references, and a $25 bullshit charge


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