Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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I hope life treats you kind, And I hope you have all you've dreamed of, And I wish to you, joy and happiness. But above all this, I wish you'd FUCK OFF!
Hoe my God, they is such a slut. they keeps acting like a tramp, I guess they doesn't give a damn.. (its about you, not me bitch)
How 2 make my personality: 2 gallons of attitude, 3 cups of bitch plz, 2 tbsp of fuck yhu hoe, and a generous cup of please kiss my ass
I need you to do me a favor...reach around and pull that stick out of your ass...You aren't impressing anyone..:D
If you have a mirror handy, kindly gaze into it and you will find your problem.
is handing out matches to people so they can continue to burn their bridges! Just so they know, they didn't just burn mine, they blew it the f*ck up!
If a bitch is someone who tells it like it is. Then okay I'm a bitch.
listen prick carry on and i will chop ya cock off yea thanks now go back to your lad were the sun don't shine with is up your a**
Is thinking, if your gonna try and make me jealous do it with someone prettier then me. I mean really? Your trying to make me jealous not feel ad for you! :/
Go ahead call me a bitch. It just means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life my way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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Well la-dee-freakin-da!
DAMN I did u real nasty didnt I.. KEEP runnin ur mouth nd I will shove a DICK down UR throat
congrats, your new girlfriend is freaking ugly. i hope your proud
why waste my time trying to tell you how i feel about you when all i have to do is flip you my middle finger to save us all some time :)
OMG..why do the back stabbing,bitch try making me jealous cos they found more mates get a life..don't forget i left you not the other way round :L <3 girls :)
Be a bitch to me,, ill be more of a bitch back ;)
I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken
Its funny how they are all nice to ya face then u walk away and they talk more shit!!!


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