Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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funny how people automatically assume a status you post is about them or someone else when it has absolutely nothing to do with anyone or anything.
says that you have the worst comebacks and I could eat a can of alphabet soup and crap out a better comeback than you! Thats right, I went there bitch! x
Look at u, then look at me-Now tell me hunny who's jealous of who?
All a girl wants is a guy that is well-mannered, well dressed, humorous, honest & respectful :: however those men already have boyfriends!!!
I think it'd be awesome if you realized that I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
What's that?? Oh, sorry. I can't hear you past all your bullshit.
Love me, Hate me, Bitch face Ur jealous cuz u ain't me!
Forget the worst times with them but
pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!
I keep my profile public because my stalkers are not too bright and I'd hate for them to miss anything!!!
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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I am sorry sweetheart. I was little bit distracted because i am having a hard time to figuring out which one of your two faces i am chatting with today
Sometimes, those who claim to have your best interest at heart, are the ones plotting where to stick the knife in your back when you're not looking.
Stop writing those depressed statuses.. cus the bottom line is, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!
I only become a harping nagging shrew when you act like an inconsiderate jackass
WARNING: don't mess with the B!TCH today they has a migraine and is bitchier then normal. Piss off at your own risk. Proceed with CAUTION!
Just flicking those annoying people doesn't work anymore. I'm getting out the bitch slap!
Here's how it goes bitch, can't stand me? Sit your ass down. Can't face me? Turn around. Actually, face me anyway so i can slap you(:
what do women do after sex? 2% eat 3% smoke 4% take a shower 5% go to sleep & 86% finish the job themselves


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