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...silly me, tricks are for hoes ;)
You say "Don't hate me cuz you ain't me" - honey I don't hate you, I'm just confused why your mother didn't swallow you and save us all the trouble
Yes mum i no the world doesn't revolve around me. It revolves around the sun.. which shines out my ARSE :)
Don"t play games with the girl who always wins
Jealousy Is Ugly, Now I See Where You Get Your Looks From
I'm not a fighter but touch my man and Bitch I'll Kill you
okay, breathe... must remember: I'm not allowed to throw bricks at people just because they piss me off... breathe.. BREATHE... ah F*ck it! I'm gonna throw it!
~ If I don't like you, trust me sweetie, I won't pretend to!
don't bitch about me behind my back... tell me your problem. I'm not going to change or anything but at least I'll know how to annoy you :-)
The daily word for today is "FOCUS" ( Fuck Off Cuz You're Stupid ) FOCUS.FOCUS.FOCUS everyone!
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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Karma is a huge bitch, and they says they'll see you soon poppet!
All a girl wants is a guy that is well-mannered, well dressed, humorous, honest & respectful :: however those men already have boyfriends!!!
Love me, Hate me, Bitch face Ur jealous cuz u ain't me!
its not called 'talking shit' if its the truth..
Can't face me? Turn around, Can't stand me? Sit down, Think I'm Tripping? Tie my shoe, Like me? Great, Hate me? Even better, Think you know me? You have no idea
Mirror , Mirror On The Wall Who's The Bitchiest Of Them All.? OH YEAH ! that right its you , you mother fucking little BITCH! Love you lots babe ;) xx
Why are the people who think they are so clever really thick as pig shit
I keep my profile public because my stalkers are not too bright and I'd hate for them to miss anything!!!

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