Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Can't face me? Turn around, Can't stand me? Sit down, Think I'm Tripping? Tie my shoe, Like me? Great, Hate me? Even better, Think you know me? You have no idea
You can't fix stupid. And sometimes you can't even stand to be around and watch them.
Why do men think they're the only ones that play the game? Eve made u eat the apple, remember??
you call me spoiled, I call it being blessed because we work hard for what we have. Jealous? Get off your ass and get a job!!
Baa Baa Big balls Ave You Any Sperm? Yes Mam Yes Mam 2 Balls Firm.. None 4 The Girlfriend.,No ne For The Ex. Only For D dirty Slut Readin This Text
"If people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I wouldn't be so bitchy all the time."
Jealousy Is Ugly, Now I See Where You Get Your Looks From
I'm not a fighter but touch my man and Bitch I'll Kill you
don't bitch about me behind my back... tell me your problem. I'm not going to change or anything but at least I'll know how to annoy you :-)
Why are the people who think they are so clever really thick as pig shit
says: you only talk behind my back because you don't have the balls to say it to my face.
Don"t play games with the girl who always wins
Before you judge me, my actions or my ways, just take a good look in the mirror and look at yourself before failing to hurt others bcuz darlin, you aint perfect
okay, breathe... must remember: I'm not allowed to throw bricks at people just because they piss me off... breathe.. BREATHE... ah F*ck it! I'm gonna throw it!
BL ah Blah Blah ! ! That's all I hear when haters talking Shit!!!
i just hope that next time my name comes out of your mouth, you'll choke on it bitch.:)
The daily word for today is "FOCUS" ( Fuck Off Cuz You're Stupid ) FOCUS.FOCUS.FOCUS everyone!
WARNING: don't mess with the B!TCH today they has a migraine and is bitchier then normal. Piss off at your own risk. Proceed with CAUTION!

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