Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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BL ah Blah Blah ! ! That's all I hear when haters talking Shit!!!
You say "Don't hate me cuz you ain't me" - honey I don't hate you, I'm just confused why your mother didn't swallow you and save us all the trouble
Don"t play games with the girl who always wins
Jealousy Is Ugly, Now I See Where You Get Your Looks From
Yes mum i no the world doesn't revolve around me. It revolves around the sun.. which shines out my ARSE :)
I'm not a fighter but touch my man and Bitch I'll Kill you
okay, breathe... must remember: I'm not allowed to throw bricks at people just because they piss me off... breathe.. BREATHE... ah F*ck it! I'm gonna throw it!
~ If I don't like you, trust me sweetie, I won't pretend to!
don't bitch about me behind my back... tell me your problem. I'm not going to change or anything but at least I'll know how to annoy you :-)
The daily word for today is "FOCUS" ( Fuck Off Cuz You're Stupid ) FOCUS.FOCUS.FOCUS everyone!
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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Karma is a huge bitch, and they says they'll see you soon poppet!
its not called 'talking shit' if its the truth..
Can't face me? Turn around, Can't stand me? Sit down, Think I'm Tripping? Tie my shoe, Like me? Great, Hate me? Even better, Think you know me? You have no idea
Mirror , Mirror On The Wall Who's The Bitchiest Of Them All.? OH YEAH ! that right its you , you mother fucking little BITCH! Love you lots babe ;) xx
Why are the people who think they are so clever really thick as pig shit
ATTENTION, wud the owner of the long, sharp silver object protruding from my back kindly remove it as its causing an obstruction. thank you !
I keep my profile public because my stalkers are not too bright and I'd hate for them to miss anything!!!
Why do men think they're the only ones that play the game? Eve made u eat the apple, remember??

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