Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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okay, breathe... must remember: I'm not allowed to throw bricks at people just because they piss me off... breathe.. BREATHE... ah F*ck it! I'm gonna throw it!
its not called 'talking shit' if its the truth..
ATTENTION, wud the owner of the long, sharp silver object protruding from my back kindly remove it as its causing an obstruction. thank you !
Mirror , Mirror On The Wall Who's The Bitchiest Of Them All.? OH YEAH ! that right its you , you mother fucking little BITCH! Love you lots babe ;) xx
Why are the people who think they are so clever really thick as pig shit
Sometimes, those who claim to have your best interest at heart, are the ones plotting where to stick the knife in your back when you're not looking.
All a girl wants is a guy that is well-mannered, well dressed, humorous, honest & respectful :: however those men already have boyfriends!!!
Love me, Hate me, Bitch face Ur jealous cuz u ain't me!
I keep my profile public because my stalkers are not too bright and I'd hate for them to miss anything!!!
funny how people automatically assume a status you post is about them or someone else when it has absolutely nothing to do with anyone or anything.
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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says that you have the worst comebacks and I could eat a can of alphabet soup and crap out a better comeback than you! Thats right, I went there bitch! x
I think it'd be awesome if you realized that I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
What's that?? Oh, sorry. I can't hear you past all your bullshit.
Forget the worst times with them but
pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!
I am sorry sweetheart. I was little bit distracted because i am having a hard time to figuring out which one of your two faces i am chatting with today
Look at u, then look at me-Now tell me hunny who's jealous of who?
Stop writing those depressed statuses.. cus the bottom line is, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!


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