Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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You may not like my personality, but at least I've got one.
i maybe a bitch but suck it up i wasn't put on this earth to please a ass like you
sweet as sugar...hard as ice...hurt me once...i'll kill u twice
Hating me won't make u pretty, only plastic surgery can sort out a face like urs
Live your life the way you see fit. Screw what everyone else thinks. If they don't like it they can fuck off! :) Just sayin.
its funny that you are a BITCH and hate me but still want to be my friend !! you bitchy cow!
one man's fuck up is another man's golden opportunity!
i couldn't give a shit
is thinking that if you really need to live my life, fucking step up and try on my shoes, Oh yer by the way you will never fill them !
Three Words . . . annoying , Bitchy , loud !
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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really shouldn't be surprised, that you spread the rumors like you spread your thighs!!
I, (insert name here), Swear to be a bitch, a whole bitch and nothing but a bitch, at work, home and in social situations, so help me satin.
Ever felt your blood boiling because you had to shut your mouth and listen to someone's backstabbing lies and gossip??
's not a BITCH, they's the BITCH, and its MRS.BITCH to YOU!
Yup, i seen your girlfriend. they looks a little bored, go take the poor dog for a walk. :)
what pisses you off more the Fact that I'm Happy or the Fact That You're Not? Either Way Cry Yourself A River Build Yourself a Bridge and throw yourself Off :)
Yeah I know I'm a bitch. A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful. so yeah thanks for the compliment.
Say's don't b offended when someone thinks that u r me :P


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