Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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- I hate bitches who think that they are the sexiest piece of shit on Earth, when in reality, they look like they just came out of a cow ass.
After being in relationship with markiss for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything. I CAN NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM, HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: CONTCT HIM NOW FOR SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEM
New bedford
Buen dia Para mis amigas y Para quien no lo es pues ni modo pudrete ,que yo seguire cantando y riendo todo el dia,besos
I am sorry sweetheart. I was little bit distracted because i am having a hard time to figuring out which one of your two faces i am chatting with today
I'm a sack of potato's are you ?
So very true
Im not a bitch , i speak the truth.Im not a slut i just get the guy i want.Im not a heartbreaker i get 1bored easily.Im not cocky im just onfident#dont juddge
Bitches dun trap my Boy friend ... He's mine and only mine u girlz does not deserve him soo goo and get a life..
If I post a bitchy status and you message me like calm down things get better, bitch I'm liable to kill you.
Fuckoff bitches ... Time to find someone new.
Fuckoff bitches ... Time to find someome new.
Sooo true !!!!
You calle me a BITCH, but i speak the TRUTH.. You call me a SLAG yeah but i just get the LADS YOU WANT.. You say I break hearts. I just like variety. You say i'm COCKY, I say i'm just CONFIDENT
I'm not a BITCH, i speak the TRUTH.. I'm not a SLAG, i just get the LADS I WANT.. I'm not a HEART BREAKER, just get BORED easily.. I'm not COCKY, just CONFIDENT


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