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don't flatter yourself honey. if i was gonna back stab you I'd use a knife and not bother with small talk...
says: "Go ahead and talk about me. That just means you care about me enough to let my your own life revolve around me! So go ahead, talk it up!
CAUTION. The bitch switch is in the on position proceed at your own risk. CAUTION.
How Best To Dispose of a dead alcoholics ashes after cremation. Donate to a cat lover 2 use in litter tray so they can get pissed n shitfaced every day :)
..it takes a bitch to know a real bitch, bitch. ;)
Sweetie this ain't high school; I'm not waiting till the bell rings at 3pm. Put your big girl panties on and get your ass out here!
is over pathetic people who lie just to get themselves ahead in their stupid sad lives,, honestly when is enough actually enough??
Acting nice to someones face you don't like, don't make you nice. It just makes you faker than you already are.
never cry for what is over, laugh for what the next bitch has to go through
WHOA Someone had WAY to much bitch flakes for breakfast this morning!
Bitchy Facebook Statuses
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Nature is beautiful
warning: I've seen every forensic files, law and order and Dr. G...i could make it look like Santa Claus killed you...just sayin.
wants to hit their ugly back stabbing ass with a fucking bus :)
wonders which bothers you more... that I'm hotter than you or that your boyfriend obviously noticed?
Sitting back with my popcorn and soda watching.
So sick & tired of biting my tongue 4 people who deserve 2 be told wat the fuck is rly good ! !
I may not be everyone's favorite person but that because i tell it like it is and i don't care what you think of me
Needs to slap some bitches ass for being immature, Ugh grow up will ya?

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