Bitchy Facebook Statuses

Without question, bitchy facebook statuses are a great way of making an impact. In the social networking world, to be saintly is also to be boring. Bitchy facebook statuses might annoy some people but plenty of others find them entertaining, so you will win in the long run. We have a huge number of bitchy facebook statuses to choose from here.

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Valentines day tomorrow, who cares? nobody that is single that is who ;)
Buen dia Para mis amigas y Para quien no lo es pues ni modo pudrete ,que yo seguire cantando y riendo todo el dia,besos
You calle me a BITCH, but i speak the TRUTH.. You call me a SLAG yeah but i just get the LADS YOU WANT.. You say I break hearts. I just like variety. You say i'm COCKY, I say i'm just CONFIDENT
I am sorry sweetheart. I was little bit distracted because i am having a hard time to figuring out which one of your two faces i am chatting with today
Fuckoff bitches ... Time to find someome new.
New bedford
I'm a sack of potato's are you ?
LIFE'S A BITCH THEN YOU MARRY ONE
I'm not a BITCH, i speak the TRUTH.. I'm not a SLAG, i just get the LADS I WANT.. I'm not a HEART BREAKER, just get BORED easily.. I'm not COCKY, just CONFIDENT
chat after sex. Girl: boy you didn't tell me you have a small guitar Boy: you didn't tell me I'd be perfoming in a community hall!
Bitches dun trap my Boy friend ... He's mine and only mine u girlz does not deserve him soo goo and get a life..
So very true
Sooo true !!!!
Fuckoff bitches ... Time to find someone new.
chat after sex. Girl: boy you didn't tell me you have a small guitar Boy: you didn't tell me I'd be perfoming in a community hall!
If I post a bitchy status and you message me like calm down things get better, bitch I'm liable to kill you.
Im not a bitch , i speak the truth.Im not a slut i just get the guy i want.Im not a heartbreaker i get 1bored easily.Im not cocky im just onfident#dont juddge

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