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Just because I don't text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.
No matter where i am or what I'm doing, when you come to mind a smile always comes on my face
Life's short, forget your problems, be happy, and live your life because you never know if there will be another tomorrow. :)
Bitch im not rihanna...I dont like the way you lie
Having few true friends is better than having a large network of pretentious friends. Quality beats Quantity all the time!
Life is like a book.. every chapter is a part of life .. and in every book there's an ending so do ur best in writing those chapters before that ending comes.
A great attitude can carry you through rough times--a bad attitude can be the cause of the rough times!
Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
I hate when people act like they don't know me until they need something.
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Oh, I'm sorry...I'm not living in your world, I'm living in what I like to call REALITY! When your ready to join me, you can check in at the front desk!!!
My mother is angel who love unconditionally.ifyour mother is an angel click "Like"
Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.
If you don't fucking like someone might as well tell that person instead of lying to him/her everyday. Truth may hurt, but lies hurt WAY more </3
I have a MOM who makes me laugh, wiped my tears, hugged me tight, watched me succeed, saw me fail, cheered me on and kept me strong! I <3 you mom! <3 <3 <3 <3
A successful relationship requires falling in love several times, but always with the same person.
Don't hate me, just get to know me first!
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.

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