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I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
I'm making some changes in my life, if you send me a message and I don't get back to you..your probably one of those changes.
No matter where i am or what I'm doing, when you come to mind a smile always comes on my face
Life is like a book.. every chapter is a part of life .. and in every book there's an ending so do ur best in writing those chapters before that ending comes.
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
Having few true friends is better than having a large network of pretentious friends. Quality beats Quantity all the time!
I hate when people act like they don't know me until they need something.
Bitch im not rihanna...I dont like the way you lie
I close my eyes, and I can see a better day. I close my eyes, and pray. I know there's sunshine beyond that rain. I know there's good times beyond that pain(:
Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
Funny Facebook Statuses
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A great attitude can carry you through rough times--a bad attitude can be the cause of the rough times!
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
I never said I was perfect. I make mistakes; I fall down. But I pick myself right back up, dust myself off, and work for perfection.
Oh, I'm sorry...I'm not living in your world, I'm living in what I like to call REALITY! When your ready to join me, you can check in at the front desk!!!
Don't hate me, just get to know me first!
Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
My mother is angel who love unconditionally.ifyour mother is an angel click "Like"
Say this out loud fast: ''U R 2 6 C I 1 2 4 Q.''

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