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ί ķήόώ ί'м "άώέşόмέ", şό ί ȡόή'ţ ςάŕέ άвόùţ чόùŕ "όρίήίόή"
...My mother is an angel who loves unconditionally. If your mother is an angel click "like".
Love me ?? Great. Hate me ?? Even Better. Don't know me ?? Don't judge me !!
Don't PLAY with Me ! Coz i know I Can PLAY Better Than You.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.They must be felt with the heart...
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
For someone who hates my guts, you sure talk about me a lot! Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.. Here's a tip.. Get a life and stop talking about mine
Just because I don't text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.
Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
One night, as I as lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: "What the fuck happened to the roof?"
hate me? don't care? love me? love you too?think I'm a bitchy? fuck off?
I hate when people act like they don't know me until they need something.
Often in life we forget the things we should remember & remember the things we should forget :)
I'm making some changes in my life, if you send me a message and I don't get back to you..your probably one of those changes.
Life is amazing right now. Loving the people that are good too me, and ignoring the ones that don't! it makes life much more peaceful.!
Say this out loud fast: ''U R 2 6 C I 1 2 4 Q.''

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