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I read smoking was bad for you, so I quit. I read drinking was bad for you, I quit that too. Now I read sex is bad for you? Fuck that! I'm gonna quit reading!!
Gothic
Bokeh
Chalkboard
Cliffs
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Sky
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What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
It's tough when someone special starts to ignore you, it's even tougher to pretend that you don't mind.
One night, as I as lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: "What the fuck happened to the roof?"
Just because I don't text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.
...My mother is an angel who loves unconditionally. If your mother is an angel click "like".
I'm not popular, but I have good friends. I'm not rich, but I have what I need. I may not be liked, but I know I'm loved.
I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
I hate when people act like they don't know me until they need something.
Love me ?? Great. Hate me ?? Even Better. Don't know me ?? Don't judge me !!
Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
Life is amazing right now. Loving the people that are good too me, and ignoring the ones that don't! it makes life much more peaceful.!
If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
ί ķήόώ ί'м "άώέşόмέ",
şό ί ȡόή'ţ ςάŕέ άвόùţ чόùŕ "όρίήίόή"
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