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Just because I don't text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.
Life
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I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
Attitude
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Life is amazing right now. Loving the people that are good too me, and ignoring the ones that don't! it makes life much more peaceful.!
Life
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While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
Funny
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I have a MOM who makes me laugh, wiped my tears, hugged me tight, watched me succeed, saw me fail, cheered me on and kept me strong! I <3 you mom! <3 <3 <3 <3
Mom
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...My mother is an angel who loves unconditionally. If your mother is an angel click "like".
Mom
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I read smoking was bad for you, so I quit. I read drinking was bad for you, I quit that too. Now I read sex is bad for you? Fuck that! I'm gonna quit reading!!
Sex
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The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.
Life
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Don't PLAY with Me ! Coz i know I Can PLAY Better Than You.
Facebook Statuses With Attitude Tejas in Attitude
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I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
Attitude
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I hate when people act like they don't know me until they need something.
Life
+77
One night, as I as lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: "What the fuck happened to the roof?"
Funny Facebook Statuses Cole in Funny
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Say this out loud fast: ''U R 2 6 C I 1 2 4 Q.''
Funny
+66
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Often in life we forget the things we should remember & remember the things we should forget :)
Life
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Love me ?? Great. Hate me ?? Even Better. Don't know me ?? Don't judge me !!
Attitude
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ί ķήόώ ί'м "άώέşόмέ", şό ί ȡόή'ţ ςάŕέ άвόùţ чόùŕ "όρίήίόή"
Facebook Statuses With Attitude Ŕắĥűĺ in Attitude
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.They must be felt with the heart...
Facebook Statuses About Love Bishwajeet in Love
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Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
Most Popular Facebook Statuses Jesse in Most Popular
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