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...My mother is an angel who loves unconditionally. If your mother is an angel click "like".
Say this out loud fast: ''U R 2 6 C I 1 2 4 Q.''
True friends are like stars- they shine best when your world is in darkness!
The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.
It's tough when someone special starts to ignore you, it's even tougher to pretend that you don't mind.
Life is amazing right now. Loving the people that are good too me, and ignoring the ones that don't! it makes life much more peaceful.!
Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!
face book is the only place you can talk to a wall, and it talks back.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
I'm not popular, but I have good friends. I'm not rich, but I have what I need. I may not be liked, but I know I'm loved.
What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
I hate when people act like they don't know me until they need something.
If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
Often in life we forget the things we should remember & remember the things we should forget :)
One night, as I as lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: "What the fuck happened to the roof?"
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.They must be felt with the heart...
I read smoking was bad for you, so I quit. I read drinking was bad for you, I quit that too. Now I read sex is bad for you? Fuck that! I'm gonna quit reading!!

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