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ί ķήόώ ί'м "άώέşόмέ", şό ί ȡόή'ţ ςάŕέ άвόùţ чόùŕ "όρίήίόή"
Don't PLAY with Me ! Coz i know I Can PLAY Better Than You.
...My mother is an angel who loves unconditionally. If your mother is an angel click "like".
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.They must be felt with the heart...
For someone who hates my guts, you sure talk about me a lot! Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.. Here's a tip.. Get a life and stop talking about mine
True friends are like stars- they shine best when your world is in darkness!
I'm making some changes in my life, if you send me a message and I don't get back to you..your probably one of those changes.
Life is amazing right now. Loving the people that are good too me, and ignoring the ones that don't! it makes life much more peaceful.!
hate me? don't care? love me? love you too?think I'm a bitchy? fuck off?
Often in life we forget the things we should remember & remember the things we should forget :)
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One night, as I as lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: "What the fuck happened to the roof?"
I don’t Care whAt #You_think of Me! Unless yOu thiNk I’m #Awesome – in whiCh CaSe, YOu’re #RiGht! #Carry_On…
Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
A great attitude can carry you through rough times--a bad attitude can be the cause of the rough times!
Bitch im not rihanna...I dont like the way you lie
I have a MOM who makes me laugh, wiped my tears, hugged me tight, watched me succeed, saw me fail, cheered me on and kept me strong! I <3 you mom! <3 <3 <3 <3
No matter where i am or what I'm doing, when you come to mind a smile always comes on my face
Having few true friends is better than having a large network of pretentious friends. Quality beats Quantity all the time!

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