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Funny Facebook Statuses
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ί ķήόώ ί'м "άώέşόмέ", şό ί ȡόή'ţ ςάŕέ άвόùţ чόùŕ "όρίήίόή"
Don't PLAY with Me ! Coz i know I Can PLAY Better Than You.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
Love me ?? Great. Hate me ?? Even Better. Don't know me ?? Don't judge me !!
...My mother is an angel who loves unconditionally. If your mother is an angel click "like".
True friends are like stars- they shine best when your world is in darkness!
Life is amazing right now. Loving the people that are good too me, and ignoring the ones that don't! it makes life much more peaceful.!
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.They must be felt with the heart...
hate me? don't care? love me? love you too?think I'm a bitchy? fuck off?
I don’t Care whAt #You_think of Me! Unless yOu thiNk I’m #Awesome – in whiCh CaSe, YOu’re #RiGht! #Carry_On…
Funny Facebook Statuses
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For someone who hates my guts, you sure talk about me a lot! Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.. Here's a tip.. Get a life and stop talking about mine
What is impossible today, may be possible tomorrow...
don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world
ί ķήόώ ί'м "άώέşόмέ", şό ί ȡόή'ţ ςάŕέ άвόùţ чόùŕ "όρίήίόή"
Often in life we forget the things we should remember & remember the things we should forget :)
Just because I don't text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.
I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
I'm making some changes in my life, if you send me a message and I don't get back to you..your probably one of those changes.

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