When you wind up your social networking for the night, why not post bedtime facebook statuses? You can round off the day with something meaningful or funny. Bedtime facebook statuses will work while you sleep, so that when you log on again first thing in the morning, there should be plenty of new activity. We have heaps of great bedtime facebook statuses here for you to choose from.

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Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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If a dream is a wish that your heart makes, I'm off to see what I can wish up tonight. Goodnight, everyone!
One eyelid is calling the other eyelid to tell it that it is time to close but Facebook keeps disconnecting the calls
It's time to snuggle up in bed, and hug the covers tight, let the memories of today run through your head, and have the sweetest dreams tonight.
is outta here!!! Nite All!
~ Can you hear it? It's quiet in the house. The kids are in bed, and I think it's now my turn! Off to bed, have a wonderful evening all! :o)
My bed was mad at me this morning...sure hope it has forgiven me...Good-night!
Mr.Sandman, There seems to be a problem. Either you gotta start sharing your Valium, or stop holdin out on the sleepy dust.
good night and sweet dreams to all and to all a good night
Shh listen. Here that? It's my bed calling my name.
believes that I will invent an alarm clock which will tell me when to go to bed ... and after hitting snooze twice, it will just taser me into submission.
Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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noticed the word bed looks like a bed... and that bed looks so comfy I'm going to sleep... goodnight peoples!
's last words of the day: Goodnight~
is apparently too tired to think of their own status updates, that's why they's using status shuffle. Hahaha goodnight!
In bed ,almost asleep ... oh shit my homework what excuse should i use this time??? =]
Drop your burden & your care
thinks it's bed time -yawns- yup, it's bed time. G'night all!
Now that I have dealt with idiots and morons all day..I say it is finally time to give myself a break and go to bed!! I earned it and I'm gonna enjoy it!
Welp, i said good night to FB friendz-check; PJ's-check; pillow-check; comfy blanket-check; Sexy husband-Check

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