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is off to give their sheets a lap-dance. Nite all.
Dream's touch your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.
off to the only place my life goes right...Dreamland.
Going to bed to count all my blessings in my life and pray for all who need prayer ~ <3 ~
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Guess it's about that time... You know, when you go to lay down and sleep but what really happens is you lay there and your mind starts to race... Night anyways
I can hear my pillow calling me and its telling me " its cuddling time " ,so i better log off an then go to bed ... So good night all !
Now I lay me down to sleep. Y'all shut up now, not a peep. My eyes are red, my butt's a draggin, Insomnia, please!! Quit your naggin'! Nite-Nite!!
I have a love hate relationship with my bed! I love to get in it, and I hate getting out of it!
Wishes everyone a restful, happy dream filled night. May you wake up feeling wonderful, and rested.
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Why is my bed so much more comfortable in the morning than it is in the evening?
is going to bed to check the backs of their eyelids. They have not been been inspected since last night, this will be a 6 - 8 hour procedure.
My bed was very angry when I left it this morning. Wonder if it will take me back now?
This mama has a date with their pillow && blanket. Be back in the morning bright and early cause my bed decides to kick me out at a certain time!!!
You know your tired when the sheep are hitting the fence. Night all
time to throw the pajamas on and call it a day! night all and sweet dreams(:
is amazed that it is this early already.. gonna go sleep with my 3 besties... pillow,matress, and blankie. I love them, they help me get through everything
is really tired and thinks they might have that new Chinese disease...Its called Dragon Ass. Nite peeps..sleep tight!!

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