When you wind up your social networking for the night, why not post bedtime facebook statuses? You can round off the day with something meaningful or funny. Bedtime facebook statuses will work while you sleep, so that when you log on again first thing in the morning, there should be plenty of new activity. We have heaps of great bedtime facebook statuses here for you to choose from.

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Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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hang on...oops ...just got a call from my teddy bear wondering why I'm up so late...gotta go! Good night all!
off 2 bed where i will dream all nite and enjoy it because thats where everything is the way its supposed 2 be so good nite and sweet dreams
..BEEP! Night all!
is so tired, I can barely keep my eyes open and my head off the comsdksfaughiarejabasdfihgoiranw... I meant off the computer... I think I am going to bed. NITE!
is going to go find the "Like" button on my pillow. I am not giving up until I find it.
is off to bed with only her pillow and blanket to cuddle with tonight :( Missing him
Rock'n shorts, t shirt, no make up, hair a mess... that's how you know it's time for this girl to go to bed!! <3
Off to bed and hopefully when I get up, I'll be able to leave the house and not have a ten foot wall of snow at my door. lol nite xxx
thinks it's time for bed. the dust bunnies just gathered around and started belting out "Mr. Sandman."
There is a concert in my bedroom...my pillow and blanket are singing "goodnight sweetheart, goodnight"
Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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Time for bed, time for sleep, time to let your heart not weep. Day is done, had lots of fun, worries now are on the run..Good night!
is on the way to Comaland. That's about 24 minutes north of Shutupimsleepingville, which is right outside of Setthealarm Village.
The day is over, the sun's asleep, the moon is high and I'm counting sheep. It's time for bed, I say goodnight, I'll see you all at morning's light.
is off to bed, I know you'll miss me...but I'll c u in your dreams ;)
Hello little voice in my head!! You always help me through everything:) Can I please just ask you do one thing?! SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP
had a very emotional day today and is calling it quits for the night, I will deal with the rest tomorrow.
My bed and I are dating but my alarm clock is jealous, so I think I will duct tape them up tonight! Night All
Wishes everyone a restful, happy night filled with good dreams. May you wake up feeling wonderful, rested, and ready to face a new day.

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