When you wind up your social networking for the night, why not post bedtime facebook statuses? You can round off the day with something meaningful or funny. Bedtime facebook statuses will work while you sleep, so that when you log on again first thing in the morning, there should be plenty of new activity. We have heaps of great bedtime facebook statuses here for you to choose from.

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Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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thinks maybe I should go to bed, I'll see you in my dreams.
Goodnight to all of my Facebook friends.I am going to go to sleep now. I will catch all of you later. Sleep tight and sweet dreams.<3
is going to turn off my mind, relax, and float down stream with the purple squirrel smoking those funi cigarettes while singing kumbaya
goodnight everyone ;-D
NEEDS to go to bed, the voices in my head are giving me ideas AGAIN
says "It's time for one last smoke, potty visit, then bed." Whoever goes to bed last, turn out the light and lock up. Night all!
is off to hide under my sheets ... sssshhhhhh don't tell anyone where i am :) Last one to bed has to turn out the Facebook lights .
Always wear your cute pyjamas to bed you'll never know who you'll meet in your dreams! Nightly Night everyone
thinks that it's never too late to be who you were meant to be ! And I was meant to be SLEEPING BEAUTY ! : ) G'Night XOXOX
Had a long talk with myself... it did not end well.. so I'm sending myself to bed early.. Night
Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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is off 2 bed, where my dreams are so much nicer than reality... good nite all, sweet dreams xxx
has gone to bed for their 7-8 hours of maintenance... If you need me, tough shit... I'm Snoozin'!
Goodnight, good people - and nite nite to the naughty ones too! ;} x
is to off to a land far far away where I'm rich beautiful and successful! It's Called Dream Land all welcome! xxx <3 xxx Night all!
well its that time again the time to leave Facebook so i will say goodnight but don't worry ill be back
I got a round trip ticket on the snooze train heading to sleepy town.
remembers turning off the lights off and then jumping into bed, so that nobody under the bed can get you.
Always wear your cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you'll meet in your dreams! Nightly Night everyone

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