Bedtime Facebook Statuses

When you wind up your social networking for the night, why not post bedtime facebook statuses? You can round off the day with something meaningful or funny. Bedtime facebook statuses will work while you sleep, so that when you log on again first thing in the morning, there should be plenty of new activity. We have heaps of great bedtime facebook statuses here for you to choose from.

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Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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Why is my bed so much more comfortable in the morning than it is in the evening?
is going to bed to check the backs of their eyelids. They have not been been inspected since last night, this will be a 6 - 8 hour procedure.
My bed was very angry when I left it this morning. Wonder if it will take me back now?
This mama has a date with their pillow && blanket. Be back in the morning bright and early cause my bed decides to kick me out at a certain time!!!
You know your tired when the sheep are hitting the fence. Night all
time to throw the pajamas on and call it a day! night all and sweet dreams(:
is amazed that it is this early already.. gonna go sleep with my 3 besties... pillow,matress, and blankie. I love them, they help me get through everything
is really tired and thinks they might have that new Chinese disease...Its called Dragon Ass. Nite peeps..sleep tight!!
Goodnight everyone.
prays : now i lay me down 2 sleep i pray the lord my soul 2 keep if i should die b-4 i wake i pray the lord my soul 2 take,god bless everyone!-gn & sweetdreams!
Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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<<< This Princess is off to bed. Gnite peeps. MUAHHH
is off to bed to snuggle & cuddle with the love of my life good night & sweet dreams my family and Facebook friends love u all :)
I am going to be a responsible adult and go to bed so that I will be well rested for work really..I am. Good night all. :)
is going where I am skinny, rich, and can fight off a slew of dragons! Good night!
Off to bed to give my pillow some head and my bed some ass. Good night sleep tight!
I'm so tired's...tired!
I pray that blessings outnumber the stars and I pray for your safety wherever U R
is going to a place where I'm skinny, rich and can beat the living daylights out of anyone that messes with me! Night, night!


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