Bedtime Facebook Statuses

When you wind up your social networking for the night, why not post bedtime facebook statuses? You can round off the day with something meaningful or funny. Bedtime facebook statuses will work while you sleep, so that when you log on again first thing in the morning, there should be plenty of new activity. We have heaps of great bedtime facebook statuses here for you to choose from.

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Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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I think I've accomplished all I can for today. It's time for me to give my bed some ass. Night!
Goddess bless my sleepy head
Going to bed with a smile on my face and love in my heart <3 Life is good!
Is saying good night to reality & hello 2 dreamland
Needs the sleep fairy to come and hit their over the head with their magic wand... HARD!!
help me my bed is kidnapping me; its saying I have to go to bed help please hhhhmmmhmmmmmm pillow attacking me now helpppppp ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.
Pleasant dreams 2 all of my friends. I pray for U, happiness that never ends.
WARNING = If you dare try to wake me, I am in no way responsible for what happens to your face!
hang on...oops ...just got a call from my teddy bear wondering why I'm up so late...gotta go! Good night all!
off 2 bed where i will dream all nite and enjoy it because thats where everything is the way its supposed 2 be so good nite and sweet dreams
Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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..BEEP! Night all!
is so tired, I can barely keep my eyes open and my head off the comsdksfaughiarejabasdfihgoiranw... I meant off the computer... I think I am going to bed. NITE!
is going to go find the "Like" button on my pillow. I am not giving up until I find it.
is off to bed with only her pillow and blanket to cuddle with tonight :( Missing him
Rock'n shorts, t shirt, no make up, hair a mess... that's how you know it's time for this girl to go to bed!! <3
Off to bed and hopefully when I get up, I'll be able to leave the house and not have a ten foot wall of snow at my door. lol nite xxx
thinks it's time for bed. the dust bunnies just gathered around and started belting out "Mr. Sandman."
There is a concert in my pillow and blanket are singing "goodnight sweetheart, goodnight"


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