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thinking of slipping into something a little more comfortable, get you mind out of the gutter, I was talking about my bed!
is tired of being tired because being tired is tiring
Wishing you sweet dreams as we say good night. Wishing your worries will all turn out right...
The stupid Sleep Fairy is waving that wand it front of my face! It's either I go to bed or that wand is going some place I'm sure they doesn't want it to!
My bed was very angry when I left it this morning. Wonder if it will take me back now?
is about to go and try to hold the bed down for as long as I can. Hopefully the next 8-10 hrs. See everyone in the morning. Good night
I'm off to snuggle with 2 loves of my life - pillow and blanket. They love me unconditionally even though I only use them for my sleeping habit.
Why is it when you want your kids to sleep they don't, but when you want them to stay awake they seem to fall right over?
Goodnight, don't let the bedbugs bite. If they do hit em with a shoe and say I don't wanna sleep with you! : ) S.K.
The Princess is going to sleep now. they will need at least 8 hrs so they can rest up and go bk to ruling the world. =)
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..is going to try to get sleep. As long as insomnia, their evil twin, stays away!
Bed, $2300. 900 thread count Egyptian cotton Sheets, $185. Goose down Comforter, $140. Falling asleep 2 the sound of your dog snoring an farting. Priceless!
Day is over and night has come. Today is gone, what's done is done. Follow your dreams through the night. Tomorrow comes with a whole new light!
Gonna go give some head and ass... too my pillows and sheets ;) sweet dreams
Now boarding Flight Bedtime. 8 hours till i land in tomorrow.
Is off to wrap myself up in a quilt, drug myself up on cold medication, and hopefully sleep the night away. So sick and tired of being sick and tired. D:
Dear Mind Could you please shut off for the next 7 to 8 hrs So that my body my soul & my sanity can get some rest Your free to turn back on in the AM. Thanks
My get up and go got up and went. I'm off to bed to see if I can find it. Night all.

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