When you wind up your social networking for the night, why not post bedtime facebook statuses? You can round off the day with something meaningful or funny. Bedtime facebook statuses will work while you sleep, so that when you log on again first thing in the morning, there should be plenty of new activity. We have heaps of great bedtime facebook statuses here for you to choose from.

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Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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is about to ditch the pants and go for a threesome with Mr. Bed, Mr. Pillow, and Mr. Blanket.
is heading upstairs for a threesome... Me, my pillow, and my blanket! G'nite!
is off to fall into the arms of the one I love. Bed- here I come!
going on the dating game...who will I fall in love with tonight? the studly bed? The soft hearted Pillow? or the blanket that covers all their emotions???
is out like a fat kid in dodge-ball
I got my favorite bed partner turned on and ready for a good time in bed. My electric blanket awaits me. Good night.
is off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of...never-mind I'm going to bed :)
is in need of a good nights sleep...
WAIT! how long was I out! well, Night Night to all!
is going to bed to dream about the life i should have-with the man i dream about every night hoping when i wake up my dream will some day come true..night!!
Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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is gonna sign off Facebook & do this thing I hear that normal people do...it's called sleeping at night. I'll let ya know if it works, but I'm not optimistic.
is half passed over tired, quarter to insane...
is so tired, I can barely keep my eyes open and my head off the comsdksfaughiarejabasdfihgoiranw... I meant off the computer... I think I am going to bed. NITE!
is going to go find the "Like" button on my pillow. I am not giving up until I find it.
is on the way to Comaland. That's about 24 minutes north of Shutupimsleepingville, which is right outside of Setthealarm Village.
<-- Is off to snuggle with the hubby..Good Night FBers!!
disclaimer- I am not & will not be held liable for any loss of hearing, limbs, or life should there be an attempt to wake me before 8hrs is up! Night all!
..Going to bed to wake up to my 2 beautiful children in the am , Nothing better then that ! <3 love my kids so much , I'm such a proud mommy !

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