Bedtime Facebook Statuses

When you wind up your social networking for the night, why not post bedtime facebook statuses? You can round off the day with something meaningful or funny. Bedtime facebook statuses will work while you sleep, so that when you log on again first thing in the morning, there should be plenty of new activity. We have heaps of great bedtime facebook statuses here for you to choose from.

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Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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But, should I die, before I wake,
is going to the place where I'm skinny and rich, men and kids obey, money grows on trees and I rule the world...yes that's right Dreamland - night all! x
Off to bed and hopefully when I get up, I'll be able to leave the house and not have a ten foot wall of snow at my door. lol nite xxx
goodnight, goodnight wherever you are! Say a prayer and wish on a star! "See" you all tomorrow! zZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz time...
Think im goin to close my eyes now, Because in my dreams everything is the way its suppose to be.. Goodnight"
they is going to take their meds and go to bed and hope they does not think of anything till morning rolls around.
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says shh...can you hear that? Shh's my nice warm bed calling my name. I should go see what it wants.
I came... I saw... I posted... Now I'm going to bed! :O) and that's all folks!!!
Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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Good night, sleep tight and may your dreams come true...XOXO
Hope you all have the sweetest dream tonight ~ Good Night x
Dear sleep, I know we have been fighting recently, but I would really like to make up tonight. Will you please take me back? Love, me. <3
Snoring, snoring, Facebook is boring, I'm off to bed to rest my Head, See you in the Morning! :e]
Day is done, it's time for bed
About to get butt ass naked and cuddle with the only thing that don't turn me down. Yup I can always count on my bed. See you all in a few hours. Night, night
Pleasant dreams 2 all of my friends. I pray for U, happiness that never ends. I pray that blessings outnumber the stars and I pray for your safety wherever U R
is about to ditch the pants and go for a threesome with Mr. Bed, Mr. Pillow, and Mr. Blanket.


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