Bedtime Facebook Statuses

When you wind up your social networking for the night, why not post bedtime facebook statuses? You can round off the day with something meaningful or funny. Bedtime facebook statuses will work while you sleep, so that when you log on again first thing in the morning, there should be plenty of new activity. We have heaps of great bedtime facebook statuses here for you to choose from.

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Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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is very good in bed. Can do it for hours in many positions, be it side to side or front to back or even with my face in the pillow ---talking about sleeping!
Dear Sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I miss you and I want you back ♥
Just spent 10 minutes looking for a status to cleverly say goodnight. Couldnt find one, so all I've got is, goodnight. Man, I could've been asleep by now
they is going to take their meds and go to bed and hope they does not think of anything till morning rolls around.
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says shh...can you hear that? Shh's my nice warm bed calling my name. I should go see what it wants.
Good night, sleep tight and may your dreams come true...XOXO
Hope you all have the sweetest dream tonight ~ Good Night x
time for bed,time to sleep, time to let your heart not weep,day is done, had lots of fun, worries now or on the run..Good nigh
Bedtime Facebook Statuses
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Day is over and night has come. Today is gone, what's done is done. Follow your dreams through the night. Tomorrow comes with a whole new light!
Gonna go give some head and ass... too my pillows and sheets ;) sweet dreams
Now boarding Flight Bedtime. 8 hours till i land in tomorrow.
Is off to wrap myself up in a quilt, drug myself up on cold medication, and hopefully sleep the night away. So sick and tired of being sick and tired. D:
Dear Mind Could you please shut off for the next 7 to 8 hrs So that my body my soul & my sanity can get some rest Your free to turn back on in the AM. Thanks
My get up and go got up and went. I'm off to bed to see if I can find it. Night all.
1-2-3-4-7-8-23-65-1-6-5-6-8. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I wish the sheep would stay in line so I can count them! 1-2-3-4-5-76-554-32-! I give up! ~Night
you know you're a mom .. when you're child fall asleep on the floor surrounded by the mess they made .. and you just don't care but to put them to bed


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