Facebook statuses about animals doing funny things are a great way to gain attention on Facebook. When your dog or cat does something hilarious, why not post about it? You are sure to get likes and comments. But, if you’re stuck, we offer readymade animals facebook statuses. There are plenty of them to choose from, and in fact we add new facebook statuses about animals every day.

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Facebook Statuses About Animals
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Ever consider what our pets think of us?We return from the grocery store with chicken,fish,pig, half a cow.They must think we are the greatest hunters on earth.
OMG! Did you see that unicorn?! It's horn was so... shiny!
Fabio the Blue Unicorn and I are going with the purple penguins to take back the Magic Peanut Butter from the evil Green Hippos. Anyone want to come?
Did you know sharks will only attack you if your wet, IT'S A FACT
I'm going everywhere in a giant hamster ball...That's how I roll.
There are 20 fish in a pond. 7 fish drown. 9 fish died. How many are left ? Stop counting you idiot fish can't drown! :I
2 rats in a sewer, 1 says "i'm fuckin sick of it. shit 4 breakfast, shit 4 lunch & shit 4 tea". the other rat says cheer up, we'll go on the piss later
needs to learn how to sing to the animals so they will come clean my house too!
Some of the very best friends I've ever had have 4 paws!
why do dogs always act so surprised when they fart
Facebook Statuses About Animals
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I don't mind dust bunnies anymore, I've named them all and they are great listeners!
Fur coated vibrating heating pad that never has to be plugged in = my cat.
remember the pet hair on your clothes are a reminder of who's waiting to greet you when you get home!
ever play that game wild ones i hate it i mean animal abuse. For real I'm going to go nuke a fuckin bunny isn't that perfect and then they turns into dust. scary
No! I'm shearing cows, and milking sheep.. Jeez what the hell do you think I'm doing.. Der!
Anyone who thinks awww it is only a dog,,,has not been blessed with the amazing love of a family member a best friend and a truly amazing bond.
_______o/__________/________ SharkAttack!!!
Dogs leave paw prints on your heart, but they like to leave muddy ones on the floor, bed and over you. It's worth it.

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