Facebook Statuses About Animals

Facebook statuses about animals doing funny things are a great way to gain attention on Facebook. When your dog or cat does something hilarious, why not post about it? You are sure to get likes and comments. But, if you’re stuck, we offer readymade animals facebook statuses. There are plenty of them to choose from, and in fact we add new facebook statuses about animals every day.

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one day when the ugly duckling tried to follow their mom swimming it drowned...because it was a chicken
Says So a rooster and a cat are walking by a pond. The rooster pushes the cat in and starts laughing. The moral of the story? any wet pussy makes a cock happy!
they is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are their life, their love, their leader. they will be yours, faithful and true,to the last beat of their <3
finds it funny when you laugh so hard that you end up making no noise and you just clap your hands, so you end up looking like a retarded seal!
Shhhhhhhh! Can't talk now, The squirrels are watching!
Cats are little people in furry pajamas!
A turtle was crossing the road when they was mugged by two snails.When the police came they asked what happened. I don't know it all happened so fast.
Ever consider what our pets think of us?We return from the grocery store with chicken,fish,pig, half a cow.They must think we are the greatest hunters on earth.
I don't wanna say it's raining a lot, but animals are pairing up outside!
Animals give you unconditional love..
Pumas. They come from no-wheres.
REMEMBER that animals have teeth and claws and can easily hurt us but they choose not to because they love us!! STOP ANIMAL ABUSE!!
Your sitting there then all of a sudden SQUIRREL!!!
OMG! Did you see that unicorn?! It's horn was so... shiny!
Fabio the Blue Unicorn and I are going with the purple penguins to take back the Magic Peanut Butter from the evil Green Hippos. Anyone want to come?
WARNING:the purple monkeys and red dinosaurs are trying to take over the world but NO-ONE PANIC me and my blue kangaroo are going 2 stop them. I AM YOUR HERO!!!
If you don't want dog or cat fur on your clothes, don't sit on the furniture. They live here, you don't!
Shh, Those ninja penguins are hiding in my closet


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