Facebook Statuses About Animals

Facebook statuses about animals doing funny things are a great way to gain attention on Facebook. When your dog or cat does something hilarious, why not post about it? You are sure to get likes and comments. But, if you’re stuck, we offer readymade animals facebook statuses. There are plenty of them to choose from, and in fact we add new facebook statuses about animals every day.

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loves the saying that dogs make more friends than human beings because they wag their tail and not their tongue - so very true!
A blond and a brunette were walking in the park when the brunette saw a dead bird and said "Hey look! A dead bird!" Then the blond looked up and said where?"
its not the dog its the owner always help a rottweiler and pit bull in need ban the deed not the breed
If people could only feel half of the love I feel for my dogs, there would be no shelters. The love an animal gives is so wonderful and honest.
says Yes, I do talk to my pets like they're people. You got a problem with that?
Is it wrong that I care more about what happens to animals than what happens to people? People can stop abuse,People can say NO.Animals cannot
knows i love my animals when i hear snoring away on my bed and i nudge my dog and say STOP snoring ! lol , hh gotta love your animals ! mine talks to me lol
is wondering that if a bulldog mated with a shitzu what would the new breed be called? Think about it
says my goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am
~ What did the great big elephant say to the naked man? ~ No wonder you're so small, if that's all you've got to eat with! ~
says their house is overrun by animals, but i love it!
brakes for ALL animals..and most People :-)
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped the toast onto the cat's back and dropped it?
Saving one animal won't change the world. But, it will change the world for that one animal.
there was once 12 fish, 7 drowned and then 3 came back alive,how many fish do you have? STOP COUNTING YOU RETARD, fish can't drown :)
is off with Shrek and Donkey on another whirlwind adventure


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