Facebook Statuses About Animals

Facebook statuses about animals doing funny things are a great way to gain attention on Facebook. When your dog or cat does something hilarious, why not post about it? You are sure to get likes and comments. But, if you’re stuck, we offer readymade animals facebook statuses. There are plenty of them to choose from, and in fact we add new facebook statuses about animals every day.

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~ What did the great big elephant say to the naked man? ~ No wonder you're so small, if that's all you've got to eat with! ~
If you don't want dog or cat fur on your clothes, don't sit on the furniture. They live here, you don't!
Some people believe animals have no soul. I believe people that live without an animal are missing their soul completely!
I should live my life more like my dog does: love others unconditionally, take more daily naps, find comfy spots to rest, and eat that extra cookie before bed.
No home is complete without the pitter patter of doggie feet!
This is tougher than a Rhino's ass.
Thinks that I will live out my days as if I were a dog. If I can't eat it or hump it, I'm going to piss on it and walk away.
You can't change the world by saving one animal, but for that one animal, you change it's world.
Who needs a doorbell when you have a dog?
Birdy birdy in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like candy, tastes like sap... OH MY GOD IT'S BIRDY CRAP!
If dogs are supposed to be loyal companions and mans best friend. Why do they jump in my spot the moment I am out of bed and refuse to move when I return?
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If dogs and cats will give us unconditional love, why can't we do the same?! My animals are my life! STOP ANIMAL ABUSE! :(
says my goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.
Never believe that animals suffer less than humans. Pain is the same for them that it is for us. Even worse, because they cannot help themselves.
Animals give you unconditional love..


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