Facebook Statuses Giving Advice

People always love to read some good, friendly advice about life, love, business, and anything really, so here are some great advice facebook statuses for you to post. Facebook statuses containing advice are pretty much guaranteed to get your Facebook friends interested. With lots of new advice facebook statuses added daily, it should be easy for you to get them coming back for more.

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My head says I'm an idiot if I do, but my heart says I'm an idiot if I don't.
Funny how a woman thinks a man comes back to her cause he misses her, when its only because the one he really wants dissed him...
nuke em all and let God sort out the good ones
There is a difference between a lesson & a mistake. A mistake is a situation in which you learned nothing. A lesson is situation in which you learned something.
You never know what you have until it's gone but you also never know what your missing until its found.
sometimes it is better to let go of some people from your life, to help them understand your value and importance in the future!!
rules to live by~ be kind, gracious, patient, slow to condemn & quick to forgive, be of strong faith, believe in yourself, & always give more than you take. <3
If you have to lie about who you are or what you are doing, it's time to make some changes.
It does not matter what other people think of you, it is what you think of yourself that matters!
Don't make a permanent decision based on how you're temporarily feeling
Brush off the insults. Love those who love you and leave those who curse you. When you get to where you're going to be in the same place cursing someone else.
You only have one life, so live it to the fullest but remember to ALWAYS SMILE!!! :)
dont hurt someone you hate . but please ! forgive them :)
Thinking now
I'm tired of hearing your annoying self
Why are you so STUPID? Hurry up, you stupid BRAT! NO-ONE else will EVER want YOU! You're so UGLY! I HATE YOU! I wish you had NEVER been born! You're WORTHLESS! SHUT UP! You made me say it! It's all YOUR FAULT! Do you WANT me to HIT you?! Would YOU recognise this as EMOTIONAL ABUSE? Remember, you don't have to hit someone to hurt them. Share this if you have ever been a victim of emotional abuse. "Like" if you think no-one should ever be subjected to this mental torture.
Be there when people need you, because in order to have friends you must first be one.
Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog: If you can't eat it, fight it, or fuck it; piss on it.


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