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I've tried and failed at many things in life but I will NEVER stop giving 100% at being the best mom I can be.
How can i believe if in the middle of "believe" was the word LIE?
"Sometimes You Can Make The SMALLEST Change And It Could Make The BIGGEST Difference"
is looking for some kind of trouble to get into. I'm BORED!
may i have your attention please...OK i got an announcement...are you paying attention...OK are you ready...I'M BORED!!
when I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you've won. It means your stupid ass isn't worth my time.
if "poli" means many and "tics" means blood sucking creatures then whats does "politics" mean?
Music touches feelings words cannot.
I may be crazy, funny,random, and slightly insane.. but u gotta love me :D
when you are important to another person that person will always find a way to make time for you, no excuses, no lies, no broken promises.
Facebook Statuses About Hate
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Currently looking for my cloak of invisibility!
Another long, busy day ahead and it's only Tuesday... shoot me!
For all those men who say "Why marry the cow when the milk is free" Well, news flash we women say "Why buy the whole pig for a little sausage!"
Life's a Bitch. But so am I so its all good :)
is having one of those days when even Status Shuffle can't find a status that sums up what's in their head..
Dear Heart, sorry for all the pain you're going through, no matter how hard I try I just can't seem to find someone who won't hurt us both </3
Don't look for someone to "complete" you! You're already whole. Look for someone to compliment you for the rest of your life
A relationship is only as strong as the friendship that backs it up


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