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Who wants to be a millionaire come on down to the price is right. If ure not A redskins fan stay the hell back. Sit down sit down sit down. Redskins fans please stand up.
I Dont fuck with you you lil stupid ass bitch I Dont fuck with you I Dont give a fuck I Dont give a fuck I Dont give a fuckkkkk .
I love me I walks with me I only surprise me. Who is me there's no other like me. But wait a min stop drop and roll cuz here comes me.
Sometimes I rymes slow sometimes I rhyme quick my candy called chico stick. How about u come and take a lick.
Why u over there looking at me while your girl is standing there. Dont u look at me Dont talk to me Dont even blink at me. Get gone get the hell on.
I was with the wrong person for 4yrs...seems like I got paroled when we broke up...now I got that fresh home glow
Your price is way to high u need to cut it .
I love me I walks with me I only surprise me. Who is me there's no other like me. But wait a min stop drop and roll cuz here comes me.
Sometimes I rymes slow sometimes I rhyme quick my candy called chico stick. How about u come and take a lick.
Love it can Hurts
For all you who think I'm not worth much, I'll have you know I have many great qualities or as my therapist calls them "symptoms".
Your price is way to high u need to cut it .
Who wants to be a millionaire come on down to the price is right. If ure not A redskins fan stay the hell back. Sit down sit down sit down. Redskins fans please stand up.
Why u over there looking at me while your girl is standing there. Dont u look at me Dont talk to me Dont even blink at me. Get gone get the hell on.
I was with the wrong person for 4yrs...seems like I got paroled when we broke up...now I got that fresh home glow
I Dont fuck with you you lil stupid ass bitch I Dont fuck with you I Dont give a fuck I Dont give a fuck I Dont give a fuckkkkk .
Don`t waste your time in person who didn`t care to you :) #Pak-Ganern
For all you who think I'm not worth much, I'll have you know I have many great qualities or as my therapist calls them "symptoms".

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