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I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
Have you ever noticed that it's impossible to make pinching your elbow hurt?
I wish my lips could speak the song my heart sings. But the tune is far to lonely to be heard.
Those butterflies I get when I talk to you or about you are the kind I love. You mean the world to me and don't forget that. I love you <3
Friends are 4 ever, but a best friend are a lifetime i love my friends! <3
never prioritize someone who only sees you as an option
A Bible that's falling apart usually reveals a life that's staying together.
Silence is golden, especially if you know it's pissing the other person off!
Don't worry, I already claimed you as my next mistake
It's hard to understand addiction, it's even harder to live with it.
Funny Facebook Statuses
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Dear Karma: THANK YOU! Ha Ha Ha!! :o)
My question of the day...If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose and why?
Missing you more than ever. I wish I could talk to you and hold your soft, gentle hand and sure could use one of your hugs right now. I'm not the same without u
has the ''imissmyboyfriendsomuch disease''
have you ever looked at 1 of your exes and thought "What the f*ck was I smoking when I agreed to go out with them?"
If you cannot make the time or the effort for a relationship; then it is not a Relationship.
I am not walking away because I have given up, it's because I am the bigger person and deserve better.
And then God said, "Let there be Facebook so that no teenager can get his or her homework done."


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