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If loving God is wrong, then I don't want to be right!!!
Love it can Hurts
My husband's says Becky You are my Beckylicious I want to chew you up.im like baby you can eat me anytime
For all you who think I'm not worth much, I'll have you know I have many great qualities or as my therapist calls them "symptoms".
World Best Mother's
Guys be honest who here has ever dropped a goodlucking chicken and look to see if anyone's looking then quickly eat it
Don`t waste your time in person who didn`t care to you :) #Pak-Ganern
Love it can Hurts
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At the hotel where me and Russ stayed at last night.the sex was so damb fucking good that all neighbors in the rooms near by were all having a cigarette afterwards.
World Best Mother's
Don`t waste your time in person who didn`t care to you :) #Pak-Ganern
Who will cry when he die Why men lie n women cry
For all you who think I'm not worth much, I'll have you know I have many great qualities or as my therapist calls them "symptoms".
HÁ VERDADES, QUE PODEMOS DIZER A TODOS; HÁ VERDADES, QUE DEVEMOS DIZER À POUCOS; HÁ VERDADES, QUE TEMOS QUE MORRER COM ELAS. NÃO SEJA LOUCO EM FALAR A VERDADE À TODO PREÇO. EM CERTOS CASOS,MAIS VALE A MENTIRA QUE SALVA DO QUE A VERDADE QUE MATA.

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