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Love me ?? Great. Hate me ?? Even Better. Don't know me ?? Don't judge me !!
...My mother is an angel who loves unconditionally. If your mother is an angel click "like".
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
For someone who hates my guts, you sure talk about me a lot! Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.. Here's a tip.. Get a life and stop talking about mine
Just because I don't text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
hate me? don't care? love me? love you too?think I'm a bitchy? fuck off?
I hate when people act like they don't know me until they need something.
I'm making some changes in my life, if you send me a message and I don't get back to you..your probably one of those changes.
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Life is amazing right now. Loving the people that are good too me, and ignoring the ones that don't! it makes life much more peaceful.!
Often in life we forget the things we should remember & remember the things we should forget :)
A successful relationship requires falling in love several times, but always with the same person.
The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.
True friends are like stars- they shine best when your world is in darkness!
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
I have a MOM who makes me laugh, wiped my tears, hugged me tight, watched me succeed, saw me fail, cheered me on and kept me strong! I <3 you mom! <3 <3 <3 <3

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