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I love me I walks with me I only surprise me. Who is me there's no other like me. But wait a min stop drop and roll cuz here comes me.
I am sorry sweetheart. I was little bit distracted because i am having a hard time to figuring out which one of your two faces i am chatting with today
Cry only for cuts and stitches not for basdards and Bitches
When you reflect upon your own life, tell me what do you see? Are you ashamed of what you have come to be, or is there a special time, and place that you met Jesus, and had shame's stains washed away, from your heart, and your mind? Always remeber, the reflection you see is very important, but what other's see, should be the most important of what you have come to be. ~James F. Marinoni Jr.~ September 5th, 2016~
The one you love is the one who hurt you most of the tim
When you reflect upon your own life, tell me what do you see? Are you ashamed of what you have become, or is there a special time, and place that you met Jesus, and had shame's stains washed away, from your heart, and your mind? Always remeber, the reflection you see is very important, but what other's see, should be the most important of what you have come to be. ~James F. Marinoni Jr.~ September 5th, 2016~
No text ........... I understand No call ........... I understand But when i see u with someone ..........what i understand ?
Why u over there looking at me while your girl is standing there. Dont u look at me Dont talk to me Dont even blink at me. Get gone get the hell on.
tangge hipolito and abigail masaga
Cry only for cuts and stitches not for basdards and Bitches
Gyvenime atsiranda tik tie Kuriuos tu myli
GYVŪNAI TAVE MYLI TIK TADA KAI SU JAIS DRAUGAUJI
Sometimes I rymes slow sometimes I rhyme quick my candy called chico stick. How about u come and take a lick.
Family is supposed to be there for you no matter what comes your way. Shames on the ones who are not, that are not what family is about!
Who wants to be a millionaire come on down to the price is right. If ure not A redskins fan stay the hell back. Sit down sit down sit down. Redskins fans please stand up.
Friends are like orgasms... nobody wants the fake ones. .
NESVARBU KUR ESI MYLĖSIU TAVE VISA ŠIRDIMI
tangge hipolito and abigail masaga

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