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If I am not worth the truth, then you are not worth talking to..
If people have a problem with u...always is THEIR problem ;)
If I had to say Yes to every question you ask me today, what would you ask me? (Answer in a comment)
Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young or old alike, And today may be the last chance you get to hold your loved one tight.
Somebody that's gonna keep it real with you
Teacher says: Why are you late for school? Kid says: Well on my way to school I saw a sign it said slow down school ahead so I did. It's important to listen!
Boy i tell u what, my imaginary friend is really good at hide-n-seek, i haven't been able to find them for three days and i even asked the voices in my head.
If you like me press like. If you hate me, go away. If you love me comment now. If you think I'm really ugly well you wish.!
My day has been about as exciting as watching a battery charge !!
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Sometimes I really just don't know what to say, because what I really want to say is something that I just can't say.
says...My Daughter and Son, I think both of you as my best investment, my best work, my best achievement, the very best thing I ever did XOXO
u callin' me ugly when you know damn well you look like E.T with a mother fuckin yeast infection
Who would win in a fight Harry Potter or Edward?
Women gain weight because we have so much information & wisdom in our heads that we run out of storage space... it goes to our butt instead!!!
it hurts when someone you really trust lets you down.
your heart & love is yours to give to anyone, sometimes u make mistakes in who you give it too, then you regret it, but it always stays with you, lesson learned
wakey wakey, Rise and shine, Drop ya cocks and pull up ya socks its breakfast time. LOL, Good Morning People hope yous have a great day. xxx


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