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Facebook Statuses For Singles
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Being single doesn't mean nobody wanted you. It means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
You broke my heart, but the thing that bothers me the most is that u didnt even bother to see if i would be ok, you just walked away
The STRONG work for a relationship; while the WEAK just give up and move on to another one.
Sitting in an oven doesn't make you a biscuit... neither does going to church automatically make you a christian.
I know a couple of people needs to go see a doctor to have their heads surgically removed from their asses!!
Have you ever looked at someone and said to yourself "Life would be so much better if their mom had just swallowed"?
Just because I nod and smile doesn't mean I'm listening or like you.
You say that you hate drama, and blame everybody else for starting it, yet you always continue it!
Lord, please give me the grace to be content where I am now, the patience to wait on Your timing, and the faith to know your hand is always on my heart.
Each moment in a day, has its own value: Morning brings hope, afternoon brings faith, evening brings love and night brings rest Find them all today.
Heartbreak Facebook Statuses
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I'm not sure what hurts more..knowing that you don't care...or knowing you're pretending to?
is now having relationship with their coffee cup.
I love deleting comments to make people look like There talking to themselves xx :d
'Mr. Krabs' lives in 'Bikini Bottom'..Think about it. xD
why is it that when you like someone, they either like someone else, or live somewhere else?
Blessed with the ability to not give a fuck.
BUT my best friends think I'm completely insane! oh think if there were two of me...
you know Ur blond when you can't see the forest cause all the trees r in the way! :P


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