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Why is it that sometimes people make you feel so wanted; and then there's times they act like you are nothing?
Because of you I laugh a lot harder, cry a lot less & smile a lot more :)
friend is a strong word said to describe a known is a word said to describe someone.. put them together and you get someone you can never let go
There should be a relationship status that says "Umm, I'm really not sure right now!"
Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land. Student: Frog. Teacher: Another example. Student: Another frog.
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who won.
"mom i cant go to school" ''why" " i feel like dancing, singing like I'm five and don't know why" "well honey that's called Bieber fever"
If you want something go after it; don't wait for it to come to you because one day you'll regret all the days you spent waiting.
Hi ho hi ho its off to school we go! We hear the bell & run like hell, hi ho hi ho, it's off to school we go! We learn some junk and then we flunk, hi ho hi ho
best thing about being a parent is coming home and being hugged by your children with all their smallness- knowing and feeling that the hugs are pure and true.
Facebook Statuses About Relationships
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Never regret your past, the only thing you should regret is the time you've wasted with the wrong people...
All my bitches love me
I keep clicking on "Home" but I'm still stuck at work. Is the button broken?
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you cant close your heart to things you don't want to feel
Mirror , Mirror On The Wall Who's The Bitchiest Of Them All.? OH YEAH ! that right its you , you mother fucking little BITCH! Love you lots babe ;) xx
Why are the people who think they are so clever really thick as pig shit
I'm so in love with u...U r so soft all over n can make me feel so good all over...thanks Bed...Ur one of a kind!!!


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