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Bad bitch, (what she do?) Left class just to pick me up and smash, We ain't even go inside I just fucked her on the dash, Bad boy, so she love it when I smack her on the ass, Friends jealous cause they wantin what she have, Scars underneath my tatts, she be worried I just laugh, Sit back and roll a zig zag up with some hash and let it ash, Cause if the world crash then at least we already fell into love,
Her name is Shannon "Shay" Anderson-Carter. BIGGEST DRAMA STARTER EVER!!
GhAntA moTe naA hovE kiSi kA woRk maIn apnA kr hi nAa paUu
Relationships aren't about how big her bum is and how big her boobs are. How good his six pack is and how boney his jawline is or how big his dick is. It's about their personality and how loyal they are. It's about time people start to realise that, instead of judging someone based on what they look like, because that person could have such a nice personality and while you're trying to find yourself this 'perfect' girl or lad, you could have lost the best that's ever happened to you...
Relationships aren't about how big her bum is and how big her boobs are. How good his six pack is and how boney his jawline is or how big his dick is. It's about their personality and how loyal they are. It's about time people start to realise that, instead of judging someone based on what they look like, because that person could have such a nice personality and while you're trying to find yourself this 'perfect' girl or lad, you could have lost the best that's ever happened to you...
GhAntA moTe naA hovE kiSi kA woRk maIn apnA kr hi nAa paUu
When I will die
Do not follow the crowd or agree with the majority instead have the crowd follow you and analyse what the majority are saying .
happily single
-If yOu have a Queen then dOn't reshuffle the deck and end up with Jokes!!
In a relationship
In a relationship with Sharleen Marthinisen
A true friendship when u can tell each other ... anything or everything. ..no secrets ...no lies :)
-If yOu have a Queen then dOn't reshuffle the deck and end up with Jokes!!
How much can a acquaintance see on your account
i love my grandson
Bad bitch, (what she do?) Left class just to pick me up and smash, We ain't even go inside I just fucked her on the dash, Bad boy, so she love it when I smack her on the ass, Friends jealous cause they wantin what she have, Scars underneath my tatts, she be worried I just laugh, Sit back and roll a zig zag up with some hash and let it ash, Cause if the world crash then at least we already fell into love, #youngkells #fav_song #lace_up

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