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Just because I don't text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Before judging or hating someone just try to ask their part like what is the problem and what is the reason why they act like that.
Be who you are and say what you feel, you can't please everybody.
Me: ''Hola! Como estas? :)'' Spanish guy: *Speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: ''Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet!''
I hate it when someone turns the lights on while I`m asleep and I`m all like (o__-)
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rollin, they hatin
If you stay, stay forever. If you go, do it today. If you change, change for the better. &if you talk, make sure you mean what you say.
I don't have a Twitter account, so I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I'm doing at random times. So far I've got 3 followers - but I think 2 of them are cops.
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It's not a matter of finding the right person, but a matter of being the right person for the one you choose to love.
One day you're gonna remember me & how much I loved you. Then you're gonna hate yourself for letting go.
Whenever someone says, ''It's getting hot in here'' I automatically think, ''So take off all your clothes.''
Good times become good memories; bad times become good lessons.
One of the hardest things in life is deciding whether to walk away or try harder.
Friendship is like a book. It takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.
Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing & there is so much to smile about :)
( • ) ( • ) You pervs! Those are nice owl eyes, huh?


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