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had a "Bite Me" kind of day and is now having a Margarita and a "Don't F*** with me" kind of night.
Wishes they was going back to bed, instead of working today!
customer says "sorry what did you say, i didn't hear you" i think to myself no shit your wearing headphones.
Shit wrong pumps!
would love to say to a co-worker " the tribe Has spoken" and" you have been voted out of a JOB"
If work continues to be the same as it's been lately, I'm gonna have to claim I have Tourette's Syndrome to keep from being officially reprimanded.
Called in sick today. My boss asked what's wrong. I said I have anal glaucoma. they asked what's that. I replied, "I can't see my ass going to work today! "
loves my job, no really I do. Why are you laughing?
Use the word "Empowerment" in every sentence - Priceless!
I don't need an "Easy" Button. I need a "F**k IT" Button
thinks their job title should be changed to "Mushroom" - coz they keep me in the dark and feed me on bullshit!
Dear Customer: I work here, I obviously know more than you & clearly I am right, so shut up.
Says.. " I can't come into work today, because I've come down with a case of
Of course I'm concerned = "Ask me if I give a shit"
There's no place like home, there's no place like home.
Shit wrong pumps!
All good things must come to an end so that means back to reality (aka work).
I don't mind going to work, it's the 8 hour wait before going home that kills me.
I'm suffering from shock because of a massive overload of stupidity... Why, you ask? I went to work today. Enough said.
A steady stream of customers makes the day go faster, but a steady stream of idiots just pisses me off!
needs to order a set of rubber stamps for things that cross their desk. WTF, HAHA... NO, LMAO, GTFOHWTBS, and DILLIGAF, just to name a few.
be advised, the internal filter that would keep me from telling you to drink a nice, tall glass of GO FUCK YOURSELF is broken...you've been warned.
If you suck at your job ... quit. You'd make my life easier and my blood pressure would decrease. Thank you, I look forward to your two week notice.
Today my role will be played by an overworked, under caffeinated, sarcastic, unstable, asshole. Consider this my disclaimer for the day..
The Definition of WORK: A place where officially adults go so they can act like children!
In my business, Stupid people are job security!
-Who gives a fuck- and I think it might be contagious."