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I didn't win the lottery or hit it big at the casino and I didn't find me a sugar daddy so I guess I had better go get ready for work tomorrow.
I don't know what's worse, is it that the weekends go by too quick or is it that Monday comes too soon and Friday takes forever to come after Sunday just left?
thinks there should be five days of "weekend" and two days of "week".
Yeah, I know, "No Food Allowed In The Changeroom". Don't think of it as food, think of it as shit in it's pre-shit state, and it's OK to shit in the changeroom!
Time for bed, work tomorrow. Don't want to disappoint those who rely on my tax paying dollars. God forbid Survival of the Fittest comes into play.
thinks that some days the best part of their job is that their chair spins
Funniest thing.. I was on my way to work today and the song "Highway to Hell" came over the radio!
Is there any chance at all I can just skip this whole work thing today, and move straight to the 5:00 part? No? Damn...
Getting ready for work, after all I would not want to make all the welfare people who sit on their butts in their WELFARE PJ'S miss out on lobster and steak!
Wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if the work week went by as quickly as our days off??