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Feelin' that old, familiar, hot 'n sticky nausea? That's MONDAY people.. Embrace the horror.
Life is made of choices. Every morning you start with the choice to get out of bed. Do you choose to be happy or just a pain in the ass to everyone else?
if you can afford alcohol and cigarettes then you don't need Food stamps.
is dragging my tired, aching, & exhausted body to bed, because work happens to beckon tomorrow.. I just hope sleep comes quick!
VIRUS WARNING: Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK) If u receive WORK from ANY1, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out ur private life Completely :P
thinks we should work for 2 days and have 5 off every week for the same pay
...over worked and underpaid!! just saying it's time for a raise!!
Work sucks. Now accepting applications for "Sugar Daddy"
Backstabbers, Liars and Cheats. OH MY. And me without my ruby slippers at work. Damn.
Why do I have to go to work again? Oh yeah, to pay for all those people on welfare who don't want to work. Silly me, how could I forget?
When I win the lotto the first thing I'm gonna get is a pot to pee in.