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Is there any chance at all I can just skip this whole work thing today, and move straight to the 5:00 part? No? Damn...
I don't know what's worse, is it that the weekends go by too quick or is it that Monday comes too soon and Friday takes forever to come after Sunday just left?
Wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if the work week went by as quickly as our days off??
Yeah, I know, "No Food Allowed In The Changeroom". Don't think of it as food, think of it as shit in it's pre-shit state, and it's OK to shit in the changeroom!
Why do I have to go to work again? Oh yeah, to pay for all those people on welfare who don't want to work. Silly me, how could I forget?
When I win the lotto the first thing I'm gonna get is a pot to pee in.
thinks there should be five days of "weekend" and two days of "week".
Funniest thing.. I was on my way to work today and the song "Highway to Hell" came over the radio!
I didn't win the lottery or hit it big at the casino and I didn't find me a sugar daddy so I guess I had better go get ready for work tomorrow.
thinks that some days the best part of their job is that their chair spins