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Backstabbers, Liars and Cheats. OH MY. And me without my ruby slippers at work. Damn.
When I win the lotto the first thing I'm gonna get is a pot to pee in.
Life is made of choices. Every morning you start with the choice to get out of bed. Do you choose to be happy or just a pain in the ass to everyone else?
VIRUS WARNING: Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK) If u receive WORK from ANY1, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out ur private life Completely :P
Feelin' that old, familiar, hot 'n sticky nausea? That's MONDAY people.. Embrace the horror.
...over worked and underpaid!! just saying it's time for a raise!!
if you can afford alcohol and cigarettes then you don't need Food stamps.
is working at procrastination, and doing a damn good job!