Work Facebook Status

For many, if not most people, work pays the bills but is the biggest thorn in the side of their own happiness. Luckily, work Facebook statuses provide an outlet for frustration and anger. Work Facebook statuses cover many different topics, but you should know that it is inadvisable and quite possibly downright dangerous to criticize your bosses in work Facebook statuses.
Here is a big Hell Yeah to all the hard working folks out there! If you work your butt off only to get crapped on by your boss, this shout out is for you
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Is there any chance at all I can just skip this whole work thing today, and move straight to the 5:00 part? No? Damn...
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I don't know what's worse, is it that the weekends go by too quick or is it that Monday comes too soon and Friday takes forever to come after Sunday just left?
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Wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if the work week went by as quickly as our days off??
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Yeah, I know, "No Food Allowed In The Changeroom". Don't think of it as food, think of it as shit in it's pre-shit state, and it's OK to shit in the changeroom!
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Dear Monday:
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Why do I have to go to work again? Oh yeah, to pay for all those people on welfare who don't want to work. Silly me, how could I forget?
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When I win the lotto the first thing I'm gonna get is a pot to pee in.
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thinks there should be five days of "weekend" and two days of "week".
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Funniest thing.. I was on my way to work today and the song "Highway to Hell" came over the radio!
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I didn't win the lottery or hit it big at the casino and I didn't find me a sugar daddy so I guess I had better go get ready for work tomorrow.
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thinks that some days the best part of their job is that their chair spins
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