Facebook Statuses About Work

For many, if not most people, work pays the bills but is the biggest thorn in the side of their own happiness. Luckily, work Facebook statuses provide an outlet for frustration and anger. Work Facebook statuses cover many different topics, but you should know that it is inadvisable and quite possibly downright dangerous to criticize your bosses in work Facebook statuses.

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Just because I work with you doesn't mean I have to like you or be friends with you. It simply means I need to be civil and work-appropriate.
Woo-Hoo ... Work tomorrow. By the way - that was sarcasm, not enthusiasm!
It's funny how it takes 2 weeks to make my paycheck and only 1 day to spend it !!!
thinks it's odd how people always notice when you come in late or leave early, but they don't care when you come in early, work late and/or work from home!
Yeah, I know, "No Food Allowed In The Changeroom". Don't think of it as food, think of it as shit in it's pre-shit state, and it's OK to shit in the changeroom!
I keep clicking on "Home" but I'm still stuck at work. Is the button broken?
IS goin to the ZOO tomorrow anyone wanna come ...
Waiting for the day I can say "Take This Job and Shove It"
it wouldn't be so bad if you get benefits from the state and work for cash if you used the cash to get the f--k off state handouts and out of my paycheck
I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. they asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric & cable
Wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if the work week went by as quickly as our days off??
I love my job on my days off!
is Saturday really Saturday when you have to work?
needs some energy with a side of motivation and a pinch of "get up and go."
is working at procrastination, and doing a damn good job!
says to err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential
thinks that no matter what your job position is, working in retail simply means cleaning up after rude people and answering stupid questions! WTF
Getting ready for work, after all I would not want to make all the welfare people who sit on their butts in their WELFARE PJ'S miss out on lobster and steak!


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