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Just because I work with you doesn't mean I have to like you or be friends with you. It simply means I need to be civil and work-appropriate.
Today is National Kick your Boss In the Balls day... you know what I'm Doing!!
thinks there's nothing better than being greeted by your puppy after a hard day at work.
thinks it's odd how people always notice when you come in late or leave early, but they don't care when you come in early, work late and/or work from home!
Yeah, I know, "No Food Allowed In The Changeroom". Don't think of it as food, think of it as shit in it's pre-shit state, and it's OK to shit in the changeroom!
I'm GLAD to be able to go to work everyday-it's the only thing helping me keep my sanity these days!
In life, opportunities aren't handed out, they are taken.
Wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if the work week went by as quickly as our days off??
it wouldn't be so bad if you get benefits from the state and work for cash if you used the cash to get the f--k off state handouts and out of my paycheck
I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. they asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric & cable
I keep clicking on "Home" but I'm still stuck at work. Is the button broken?
I love my job on my days off!
Woo-Hoo ... Work tomorrow. By the way - that was sarcasm, not enthusiasm!
says "As long as my boss pretends I'm on a good salary, I'll pretend to be working"
says to err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential
It's funny how it takes 2 weeks to make my paycheck and only 1 day to spend it !!!
thinks that no matter what your job position is, working in retail simply means cleaning up after rude people and answering stupid questions! WTF
getting ready for work, woo woo , right phone? check. shoes? check. uniform? check. car keys? check. head.? head.? where the bloody hell did i put me head??