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thinks that no matter what your job position is, working in retail simply means cleaning up after rude people and answering stupid questions! WTF
It's funny how it takes 2 weeks to make my paycheck and only 1 day to spend it !!!
says "As long as my boss pretends I'm on a good salary, I'll pretend to be working"
Getting ready for work, after all I would not want to make all the welfare people who sit on their butts in their WELFARE PJ'S miss out on lobster and steak!
Yeah, I know, "No Food Allowed In The Changeroom". Don't think of it as food, think of it as shit in it's pre-shit state, and it's OK to shit in the changeroom!
Just because I work with you doesn't mean I have to like you or be friends with you. It simply means I need to be civil and work-appropriate.
IS goin to the ZOO tomorrow anyone wanna come ...
Wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if the work week went by as quickly as our days off??
thinks it's odd how people always notice when you come in late or leave early, but they don't care when you come in early, work late and/or work from home!
I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. they asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric & cable
thinks there's nothing better than being greeted by your puppy after a hard day at work.
I love my job on my days off!
Woo-Hoo ... Work tomorrow. By the way - that was sarcasm, not enthusiasm!
I'm GLAD to be able to go to work everyday-it's the only thing helping me keep my sanity these days!
says to err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential
I keep clicking on "Home" but I'm still stuck at work. Is the button broken?
it wouldn't be so bad if you get benefits from the state and work for cash if you used the cash to get the f--k off state handouts and out of my paycheck
is having on of those days. The type where everyone around you seems to be a complete idiot. On a positive note I'm doing a very good job of not giving a shit!