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Facebook Statuses About Work
For many, if not most people, work pays the bills but is the biggest thorn in the side of their own happiness. Luckily, work Facebook statuses provide an outlet for frustration and anger. Work Facebook statuses cover many different topics, but you should know that it is inadvisable and quite possibly downright dangerous to criticize your bosses in work Facebook statuses.
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thinks it's odd how people always notice when you come in late or leave early, but they don't care when you come in early, work late and/or work from home!
Just because I work with you doesn't mean I have to like you or be friends with you. It simply means I need to be civil and work-appropriate.
It's funny how it takes 2 weeks to make my paycheck and only 1 day to spend it !!!
thinks there should be five days of "weekend" and two days of "week".
Yeah, I know, "No Food Allowed In The Changeroom". Don't think of it as food, think of it as shit in it's pre-shit state, and it's OK to shit in the changeroom!
thinks that no matter what your job position is, working in retail simply means cleaning up after rude people and answering stupid questions! WTF
I'm GLAD to be able to go to work everyday-it's the only thing helping me keep my sanity these days!
thinks there's nothing better than being greeted by your puppy after a hard day at work.
In life, opportunities aren't handed out, they are taken.
I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. they asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric & cable
has to go into work today because millions on welfare depend on me.
Today is National Kick your Boss In the Balls day... you know what I'm Doing!!
is working at procrastination, and doing a damn good job!
I didn't win the lottery or hit it big at the casino and I didn't find me a sugar daddy so I guess I had better go get ready for work tomorrow.
Up for Work and SO Tired. Can feel my day in going to be a Coffee / Energy drink kind of day.
Woo-Hoo ... Work tomorrow.
By the way - that was sarcasm, not enthusiasm!
I keep clicking on "Home" but I'm still stuck at work. Is the button broken?
is having on of those days. The type where everyone around you seems to be a complete idiot. On a positive note I'm doing a very good job of not giving a shit!