Weird Facebook Statuses

Weird #654556

is in of those moods where you feel like you can TAKE OVER the WORLD!.. But i just don't wanna get out of my chair.

Weird #641580

Hey guess what I like pie! oh u already knew. :P that is kinda awkward

Weird #682056

whoever came up with paper beets rock is dumb, how a bout they hold up a piece of paper and i will through rocks at them...who the hell wins now ha?!

Weird #684136

Write me a letter:

Weird #639843

HAHAA!!

Weird #638614

Germans LOVE weinerschnitzels!!

Weird #645842

i love my weird, insane, and completely dysfunctional family

Weird #651648

If u knew wat was goin on in my head......U would run like FUCK!!!

Weird #641366

hello there i shall name you squishy and you shall be my friend . . . ouch bad squishy, bad squishy

Weird #653970

is drunk!!! The bitch in the mirror is copying me, they does everything I do, and they won't stop it!!

Weird #655242

is reading twilight go away stop reading me status go play dumb farm-ville or yo-ville or something i BITE!

Weird #665908

People call me weird, because they wont admit how AWESOME I am :D

Weird #667999

Says "Please do not disturb, I'm already quite disturbed."

Weird #644797

I have decided to clarify for those who do not understand me... I don't have an attitude, I have a defined character...LOL :-)

Weird #652960

If your friends say "Your the funniest friend i ever had!" that's just there way telling you your weird.

Weird #629194

A week ago, I really hated people...today I just found out I was cooking them wrong ;)

Weird #655169

is pissed!!! The bitch in the mirror is copying me, they does everything I do, and they won't stop it!!

Weird #679830

what is the point in having Friends who are normal ?? it just isn't any fun

Weird #646203

i luv u ,u love me lets have fun and kill barney with a knife to the throat and a kick from me or u no more purple dinosaur :D

Weird #655218

is proud to be the window licking, helmet wearing, short bus riding friend. You love it and you wouldn't have me any other way.

Weird #648951

I'm an artist I'm supposed to be weird!

Weird #655098

is on the 7th planet...your anus...wait...

Weird #653225

In life I am the Fruit Loop in the bowl of Cheerios, but at least I am interesting!

Weird #655589

is staring at the pink llama sitting the corner plotting against me with the purple fairies and yellow goblin's. but i got my troll and pixie army.

Weird #668844

says: "I can't be held responsible for doing what the Rice Krispies tell me to do!"

Weird #649682

I'm not weird... OM Goodness A Big Purple Waffle Just Took My Big Brother...what was i saying