Weird Facebook Statuses

In today's messed-up world, weird stuff is more common than ever. While weirdness can be worrying, it is also good fodder for weird Facebook statuses. The fact is you always have plenty of stuff to choose from with Facebook statuses about weird stuff. But don't go overboard with weird Facebook statuses. You have to keep a balance or readers may start to get worried about you.
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Says "Please do not disturb, I'm already quite disturbed."
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why is that, whenever you scratch your ass, you feel the need to sniff your finger...no just me then :D
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I'm weird, am i? Then did you know that weird just means different, and different means unique, and unique is special? So thanks for the compliment!
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We're all weird, and life's a little weird. Someday, we all find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, fall in mutual weirdness, and call it love. <3
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Just saw the devil on their shoulder drop kick their angel off, this cant be good D:
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thought a shitsu was a zoo with no animals
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In'st it werid, you can sltil raed tihs eevn thguoh the ltetrs are mxied up? It's beuacse the brian raeds the wrod as a wohle. Not the invdiadul wrod! Sratnge!!
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is on the 7th planet...your anus...wait...
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If u knew wat was goin on in my head......U would run like FUCK!!!
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i luv u ,u love me lets have fun and kill barney with a knife to the throat and a kick from me or u no more purple dinosaur :D
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - means to fear long words... well isn't that weird
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did not LOSE their mind.
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thinks that you're just jealous cos the doctor called ME special. Haha, sucker!!!
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wonders if it would be weird to scream my own name during sex...
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A week ago, I really hated people...today I just found out I was cooking them wrong ;)
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Why is "Live" backwards "Evil" & "Lived" backwards "Devil"??
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did you konw taht it dseno't mtetar waht way rnoud the lteerts are in a wrod you can slitl raed the wrod as lnog as the fsrit and lsat ltteer are the smae
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Shhhhh the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up
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