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Dear Mr. Sandman, I think you lost my address. I live on the corner of Sleepless Road and Insomnia Street. Look for the bleary-eyed, crazy person in the road...
Damn! I'm so tired that when I bent over the motivation just shot right out of my ass! Now that's tired.
Is as worn out as a mood ring on someone with bipolar disorder.
You know you're past the point of tired when a zombie can look at you and say, "Wow, you look like crap! Go crawl back in your grave!"
has a serious case of T.O.P.W.O.P.S (Tired Of Putting-Up With Other People's Shit!)
..tired of all the stress.. just want to stop the world from spinning for a minute and just breathe...
is planning to do NOTHING all day...and I'm pretty sure I'll be darn good at it!
's body is up but the brain is not awake. Large doses of caffeine are required immediately if not sooner, and preferably through an intravenous line.
Dear Sleep, I cheated on you this week with Stress, but I hope that you will forgive me and that we can spend ALL weekend making up. Love, Me
..is so tucking fired they can tarely bype
yeah I'm up, NO I'm not happy about it.
I'm dragging ass so bad I have carpet burn :(
Not sure if i should take a nap...or cry about being tired
is not available right now... please hold for the next available status update... your estimated wait time will be 6 - 8 hours... good night all
is mentally and emotionally drained! I would have added physically,but I can still wiggle a pinky.
is so tired that the bags under my eyes have carry-ons
My pillow is about to get some head and my sheets some ass, wish you were here with me so I could change that!
ever been so tired you just don't give a sh*t? Yeah, that's where I am.