Tired Facebook Statuses

When you find yourself feeling tired and losing the will to live, it's probably time for you to go to bed. However, before logging off, why not post tired Facebook statuses? If you play your cards right, tired Facebook statuses will work for you overnight, and you will wake to be notified of some good activity in response to your tired Facebook statuses.
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Dear Mr. Sandman, I think you lost my address. I live on the corner of Sleepless Road and Insomnia Street. Look for the bleary-eyed, crazy person in the road...
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My pillow is about to get some head and my sheets some ass, wish you were here with me so I could change that!
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ever been so tired you just don't give a sh*t? Yeah, that's where I am.
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You know you're past the point of tired when a zombie can look at you and say, "Wow, you look like crap! Go crawl back in your grave!"
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is mentally and emotionally drained! I would have added physically,but I can still wiggle a pinky.
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Damn! I'm so tired that when I bent over the motivation just shot right out of my ass! Now that's tired.
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has a serious case of T.O.P.W.O.P.S (Tired Of Putting-Up With Other People's Shit!)
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is tired and cranky. This is never a good combination, so I am going to bed. Maybe I'll wake up with an adjusted attitude!! The world can only hope :-)
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is not available right now... please hold for the next available status update... your estimated wait time will be 6 - 8 hours... good night all
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..is so tucking fired they can tarely bype
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yeah I'm up, NO I'm not happy about it.
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I'm dragging ass so bad I have carpet burn :(
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Is as worn out as a mood ring on someone with bipolar disorder.
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's body is up but the brain is not awake. Large doses of caffeine are required immediately if not sooner, and preferably through an intravenous line.
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..tired of all the stress.. just want to stop the world from spinning for a minute and just breathe...
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Not sure if i should take a nap...or cry about being tired
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Dear Sleep, I cheated on you this week with Stress, but I hope that you will forgive me and that we can spend ALL weekend making up. Love, Me
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is planning to do NOTHING all day...and I'm pretty sure I'll be darn good at it!
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