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next time you say shit about me make sure you get your facts straight and not talk about your self dumbfuck
I'd love to smack the hell out of a certain person right now!!! Not only will I feel better, but maybe, JUST maybe, I'll be able to smack some sense into them!
Wow, i had no idea you were so stupid! Guess i shouldn't have judged a book by its over done cover... lol, j.k. You know i love ya! ;P
was in a store buying pants. I put them on the counter. Lady says "You gonna buy those?" "Nope gonna steal them, just wanna let you see them before I do"
Just because your mouth has the ability to open doesn't mean you should let it!
even when I am alone I am not alone The people, or voices in my head keep screaming at me go hit the stupid people!
I'm A leader!!
Mexicans jump the border and are called criminals, Americans jump the border and people think "What the fuck are they doing jumping into Mexico?"
Good parents give their children Roots and Wings. Irresponsible parents give their children Everything!
Note to self " Ignore all stupidity, and Do NOT act on any urges to STAB SOMEONE!..unless you have a predetermined unnoticeable spot to hide the bodies
Really, the only reason why you aren't dead yet is because it's illegal to kill stupid idiots. Yeah, I'm talking about you fool!