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I'm surrounded by idiots. Somebody hand me a shotgun and a garbage bag, would you?
If your going to talk shit about me make sure you do it to someone who don't know me and will come to me and let me know what you said.
I see stupid people. Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they wanna see. They don't even know that they're stupid.
why is it that i get stuck supervising all the window lickers at work?
Some people give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence."
"let it snow"-oh, *you're* off today? well then, great-let it snow. let it pile up to your ass because obviously the world revolves around *your* schedule ...
Some girls really need to get a life! Being childish all the time is really making you look like you got nothing else to spend your time on!
If common sense was money, some people could not afford a free lunch!
If you, or someone you know has ESS (Extremely Stupid Syndrome). Please call
Is gonna ask Congress to pass a Law making it Legal to Beat The Hell out of Stupid People.
Thinks it's sad that you are so jealous and paranoid that you have to twist things and stir up trouble. It must be hell going to bed at night knowing your 2nd.