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If a moron asks, "why are you talking to the wall?" I'm having a nice intelligent conversation, now go put your helmet on and mind your own business!!
Wow, i had no idea you were so stupid! Guess i shouldn't have judged a book by its over done cover... lol, j.k. You know i love ya! ;P
says that my amount of sarcasm is only proportionate to the amount of stupidity i am presented with
is it just me or do others have those days where you just think '..SERIOUSLY?'
Note to self " Ignore all stupidity, and Do NOT act on any urges to STAB SOMEONE!..unless you have a predetermined unnoticeable spot to hide the bodies
Good parents give their children Roots and Wings. Irresponsible parents give their children Everything!
was in a store buying pants. I put them on the counter. Lady says "You gonna buy those?" "Nope gonna steal them, just wanna let you see them before I do"
Just because your mouth has the ability to open doesn't mean you should let it!
I'd love to smack the hell out of a certain person right now!!! Not only will I feel better, but maybe, JUST maybe, I'll be able to smack some sense into them!
next time you say shit about me make sure you get your facts straight and not talk about your self dumbfuck
Dear Lord~ If you can't make stupidity hurt, please make assault legal. Thank you!