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My fuse is short today, so if you decide to light it, you better run like hell.
thinks stupid people and Slinky's have a lot in common...they aren't good for much, but are fun to push down the stairs. :)
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame , socially challenged friends. I love them cause they are the same as me. haha(: gotta love ya friends(:
Book smart people make good grades in school and picked up on stuff real easy...but when it comes to COMMON SENSE they seem DUMB as a rock most of them anyway.
If dealing with stupid people were a profession I'd be the CEO!
I have met my quota for stupid people this year. I am no longer taking applications. Thank you.
I always heard that you could slap someone stupid. Then I thought if that's the case, could you slap a stupid person smart?
never underestimate the stupidity of others
If you're gonna stir my pot, you'd better get a good grip on the handle!
There are 3 things Duct Tape can not fix...Stupidity, Hurt Feelings, & a Broken Heart!!! NO...but a 2x4 can!!!
hates it when people act like you are too stupid to figure anything out,yet in reality they are too stupid to know you already have.