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If you, or someone you know has ESS (Extremely Stupid Syndrome). Please call
Have you ever felt like reaching through the computer and slapping someone? Yeah. That's how I'm feeling right now.
I see stupid people. Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they wanna see. They don't even know that they're stupid.
If common sense was money, some people could not afford a free lunch!
I'm surrounded by idiots. Somebody hand me a shotgun and a garbage bag, would you?
If your going to talk shit about me make sure you do it to someone who don't know me and will come to me and let me know what you said.
I LOVE MY DUMP ASS FOLLOWERS!!
"let it snow"-oh, *you're* off today? well then, great-let it snow. let it pile up to your ass because obviously the world revolves around *your* schedule ...
why is it that i get stuck supervising all the window lickers at work?
Some people give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence."
Some girls really need to get a life! Being childish all the time is really making you look like you got nothing else to spend your time on!