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says the village called and they want their idiot back so I think it's time for you to grab you crayons and go home. And don't forget your drool bib and helmet.
this world is full of too many douche bags and fucktards, there should be a law of some sort.
Modern day evolution: removing all the safety tags and watching the stupid people become extinct. Now that's entertainment!
Sometimes you just have to look at some people and shake your head. Is your life that bad that you have to be that small minded and talk about other people? Sad
has come to an important decision... ALL MEN ARE Egotistic, Self centered, Idiotic, Ignorant, Inconsiderate, Incompetent,Lazy, BUTT HEADS!!
assuming you know whats going on when you don't
I wish slapping stupid people upside the head was legal.
Hardcover books are good for two things, reading and hitting stupid people on the heads with!!
is placing themself in "time-out" until they is able to play nice with others! This may take a few hours as there are stupid people everywhere!
Lord, where do you find them, and why do you keep sending them to me?
says that just because everyone is entitled to be stupid doesn't mean that you should abuse the privilege!!