You can get your favourite quotes as a cute picture for your timeline, just click one of the image icons under the facebook status that you like.
Know a nice status? Don't hesitate, add it, (please use English though):
Select a category:
If a moron asks, "why are you talking to the wall?" I'm having a nice intelligent conversation, now go put your helmet on and mind your own business!!
here are random words your pig pants pig fell pig down pig you pig idiot pig =D <Stupid people always get it the 2nd time LMAO !!
Dear Lord~ If you can't make stupidity hurt, please make assault legal. Thank you!
was in a store buying pants. I put them on the counter. Lady says "You gonna buy those?" "Nope gonna steal them, just wanna let you see them before I do"
says that my amount of sarcasm is only proportionate to the amount of stupidity i am presented with
I know a great EXample of an idiot, which needs no EXplanation!!
Note to self " Ignore all stupidity, and Do NOT act on any urges to STAB SOMEONE!..unless you have a predetermined unnoticeable spot to hide the bodies
is it just me or do others have those days where you just think '..SERIOUSLY?'
I'd love to smack the hell out of a certain person right now!!! Not only will I feel better, but maybe, JUST maybe, I'll be able to smack some sense into them!
I don't care if you talk about me behind may back because good or bad, my name is still in your mouth:)
Just because your mouth has the ability to open doesn't mean you should let it!