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I'm surrounded by idiots. Somebody hand me a shotgun and a garbage bag, would you?
Have you ever felt like reaching through the computer and slapping someone? Yeah. That's how I'm feeling right now.
Sometimes you just have to look at some people and shake your head. Is your life that bad that you have to be that small minded and talk about other people? Sad
If you, or someone you know has ESS (Extremely Stupid Syndrome). Please call
Some people give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence."
My friend said they have a headache. I said, don't worry, that's just your brain trying to comprehend your own stupidity. It might hurt a while!
I LOVE MY DUMP ASS FOLLOWERS!!
I see stupid people. Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they wanna see. They don't even know that they're stupid.
I love adding retarded stuff to status shuffle and seeing how many people use it :)
Hardcover books are good for two things, reading and hitting stupid people on the heads with!!
Have you ever wished you could just slap the ugly out of someone, but, knew that if you could, you'd tire out way before even getting close to finishing?