Stupid people Facebook Statuses

It's amazing what people put on facebook, it's like they think their writing in secret code or invisible ink.
thinks its stupid when someone says "it was in the last place i looked" well i hope because if you found it and kept looking YOUR RETARDED!!!
i hate it when someone does something that they think you don't know what their doing but you do.and they try to act like your stupid. make sense?
this world is full of too many douche bags and fucktards, there should be a law of some sort.
because I think its so freaking funny when I say jump off the cliff & they freaking do it because I said so!!
Have you ever felt like reaching through the computer and slapping someone? Yeah. That's how I'm feeling right now.
was in a store buying pants. I put them on the counter. Lady says "You gonna buy those?" "Nope gonna steal them, just wanna let you see them before I do"
they say stupid is as stupid does..well lets find stupid DID and beat the shit out of them
Some people are always looking to hurt someone else, in the end, they only hurt themselves
Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them,
Hardcover books are good for two things, reading and hitting stupid people on the heads with!!
never underestimate the stupidity of others
I love adding retarded stuff to status shuffle and seeing how many people use it :)
I wish slapping stupid people upside the head was legal.
has come to an important decision... ALL MEN ARE Egotistic, Self centered, Idiotic, Ignorant, Inconsiderate, Incompetent,Lazy, BUTT HEADS!!
Lord, where do you find them, and why do you keep sending them to me?
I'm surrounded by idiots. Somebody hand me a shotgun and a garbage bag, would you?
Mexicans jump the border and are called criminals, Americans jump the border and people think "What the fuck are they doing jumping into Mexico?"
I know SOMEBODY who drank a little too much stupid juice for breakfast this morning. .
Sometimes you just have to look at some people and shake your head. Is your life that bad that you have to be that small minded and talk about other people? Sad
your pig pants pig fell pig down pig you pig idiot pig =D <Stupid people always get it the 2nd time LMAO !!
There are 3 things Duct Tape can not fix...Stupidity, Hurt Feelings, & a Broken Heart!!! NO...but a 2x4 can!!!
next time you say shit about me make sure you get your facts straight and not talk about your self dumbfuck
Is requesting to be sent to a beautiful faraway island that DOESN'T contain: 1. Stupid people 2. Annoying people and 3. Selfish people.
has this feeling today is gonna be one of those "Here's your sign" kinda days. :D
Honestly Fuck you
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