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People who cannot accept responsibility for their actions are to be pitied since they will never learn from their mistakes and are destined to repeat them
I know a couple of people needs to go see a doctor to have their heads surgically removed from their asses!!
because I think its so freaking funny when I say jump off the cliff & they freaking do it because I said so!!
was in a store buying pants. I put them on the counter. Lady says "You gonna buy those?" "Nope gonna steal them, just wanna let you see them before I do"
Ignorance may be bliss for some, but it sure the hell pisses off the rest of us.
Sometimes I like to sit far away and squish people between my fingers!
I have met my quota for stupid people this year. I am no longer taking applications. Thank you.
We should all vote for a tax on complete morons and stupid people, it could change this country. who's with me?
I wish slapping stupid people upside the head was legal.
Your relationship status is "is in a relationship and it's complicated" Wtf? 13 year olds are suppose to be hanging with friends not having FAKE relationships!
Have you ever wished you could just slap the ugly out of someone, but, knew that if you could, you'd tire out way before even getting close to finishing?
Dumb person: oo you said a bad word!
is wondering how hard do you need to slap someone to smack some sense into them?
Says: "If my hand suddenly smacks ya upside the head .. don't be surprised, it's just a reflex reaction to stupidity"
I'm sorry if I don't seem to hear you, but my ears come equipped with a stupidity filter.
your pig pants pig fell pig down pig you pig idiot pig =D <Stupid people always get it the 2nd time LMAO !!
says, next time you feel like you want to share your narrow-minded opinion about someone's situation, stop and ask yourself, "Is this some of my business?"
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm hiding from stupid people.. They're everywhere