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Standing outside in the storm. The rain drops conceal my tears as the thunder drowns out my screams.
Has decided, instead of thinking, "what else could go wrong" I will change my thought process and say, "What will be my next accomplishment?"
I am the type of girl who pushes people away when I really need them the most. I get stressed and say I am okay but I really need to talk.
When people piss me off today, I hope I remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me
's conclusion of the day: "if stress actually burnt calories ... I'd be a size zero!"
STRESS is the bodies response to the overwhelming urge to put a BIG FUCKING BULLET between the eyes of some asshole that just crossed your path!!
Sometimes enough is enough.
has learned you can't please everyone.... But it is possible to make 'em all mad at the same time!
is thinking, "As long as they gave me some books in my padded cell, I'm pretty sure it would feel like a vacation."
~ Sometimes all you need is a hug from the right person... and all your stress will melt away ~
===/ this is my stress bucket and it is currently full with the lid on top..please do not add to it cuz it will reach its breaking point... and thats not good
Sometimes, when things get rough... try sending God a knee-mail.
"How I wish stress can burn calories!"
Dear Stress, You have overstayed your welcome. Please vacate the premises immediately. Thank you.
There are days when I wish I could be young again..When all I had to worry about was what dress and accessories my barbie doll was gonna wear .. lol
I need a vacation.. one that includes a continuous Thorazine drip and a " hug yourself happy jacket"
when you're at the end of your rope, grab it tight with both hands and come out swinging. You'll eventually smack someone and feel better!
I may be wearing Grumpy pants today...But OMG do i make them look good!