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has learned you can't please everyone.... But it is possible to make 'em all mad at the same time!
Has decided, instead of thinking, "what else could go wrong" I will change my thought process and say, "What will be my next accomplishment?"
I need a vacation.. one that includes a continuous Thorazine drip and a " hug yourself happy jacket"
When people piss me off today, I hope I remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me
I may be wearing Grumpy pants today...But OMG do i make them look good!
when you're at the end of your rope, grab it tight with both hands and come out swinging. You'll eventually smack someone and feel better!
Sometimes enough is enough.
Dear Stress, You have overstayed your welcome. Please vacate the premises immediately. Thank you.
Anyone who feels like stopping by my house with alcoholic beverages is welcome. Just putting it out there.
Sometimes, when things get rough... try sending God a knee-mail.
===/ this is my stress bucket and it is currently full with the lid on top..please do not add to it cuz it will reach its breaking point... and thats not good
"How I wish stress can burn calories!"
of taking one step forward and two back
's conclusion of the day: "if stress actually burnt calories ... I'd be a size zero!"
There are days when I wish I could be young again..When all I had to worry about was what dress and accessories my barbie doll was gonna wear .. lol
Standing outside in the storm. The rain drops conceal my tears as the thunder drowns out my screams.
I am the type of girl who pushes people away when I really need them the most. I get stressed and say I am okay but I really need to talk.
If stress burned calories, I'd be a super model. :)