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Stressed spelled backwards is desserts! So someone please pass me the chocolate!!
Has decided, instead of thinking, "what else could go wrong" I will change my thought process and say, "What will be my next accomplishment?"
has learned you can't please everyone.... But it is possible to make 'em all mad at the same time!
I need a vacation.. one that includes a continuous Thorazine drip and a " hug yourself happy jacket"
If stress can kill you... How come I ain't dead yet?
Anyone who feels like stopping by my house with alcoholic beverages is welcome. Just putting it out there.
Sometimes enough is enough.
I may be wearing Grumpy pants today...But OMG do i make them look good!
Dear Stress, You have overstayed your welcome. Please vacate the premises immediately. Thank you.
If stress burned calories, I'd be a super model. :)
There are days when I wish I could be young again..When all I had to worry about was what dress and accessories my barbie doll was gonna wear .. lol
"How I wish stress can burn calories!"
of taking one step forward and two back
Sometimes, when things get rough... try sending God a knee-mail.
When people piss me off today, I hope I remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me
's conclusion of the day: "if stress actually burnt calories ... I'd be a size zero!"
Standing outside in the storm. The rain drops conceal my tears as the thunder drowns out my screams.
It is what it is! IMPROVISE, ADAPT & OVERCOME