Sleepy Facebook Statuses

Sleepy #673797

The sheep are hitting the fence--it's time to go to bed and straighten this out!

Sleepy #634208

Dear Sleep,

Sleepy #669607

sleep that is

Sleepy #668340

says my pillow, blanket, and most importantly BED just called. They are wondering where the f*** I am.

Sleepy #664304

Now I lay me down to sleep,Me and Mine our souls to keep.let us rest thru the nite, And wake joyful to mornings lite. Amen

Sleepy #649691

I'm off to a place where men an children obey an money grows on trees where everything is perfect an all is right dreamland here i come

Sleepy #663024

My Pillow is calling and I must answer. Its been ignored way to long. Time to give it some attention. Until tomorrow, Good night. ((Hugs))

Sleepy #664461

off to bed where I can dream of a perfect world, where drama doesn't exist and people do not judge you.

Sleepy #682044

Who's ready for bed?? I AM! I AM! ME! ME! ME! night everyone :O *YAWNS*

Sleepy #664315

now its time to give my pillow some head and my bed some a$$,good night

Sleepy #664453

Off ta club B.E.D..ft. DJ Blankie & MC pillow. Night Facehookers! Oops, I mean Facebookers..LOL! Sweet Dreams!

Sleepy #649127

I'm going to bed now to snuggle with the love of my life! My blanket and my pillow <3. . .mmm. Night all!=)

Sleepy #663026

My pillow just called me a bitch...guess that means I need to go cuddle with it. Sweet Dreams Y'all!!!

Sleepy #640651

has to get to bed to get rid of this headache and be revived for another productive day at the Funny Farm, where life is beautiful all the time.. haha hehe hoho

Sleepy #655548

Is so tired i think I'm going to fall asleep on the keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Sleepy #671766

Step UHHHWAAAAY from Facebook! Log off and slowly back away from the computer!!! You have the right to remain sleepy. Anything you say will not make sense. . .

Sleepy #663255

needs about a 10 hour nap.

Sleepy #673518

The only place i want to escape to right now is my bed. away from all the drama and everything. where i can do what i want and be with who i want!!

Sleepy #626528

- USER ERROR - unresponsive due to exhaustion -

Sleepy #656012

is too tierd to thnik, to tierd to feel, to tierd to braeth, and too tierd to from a copmelte setnence that maeks any tpye of sesne at all.

Sleepy #654999

Is off to bed. Yes I know that's odd, but I'm completely exhausted, so if anyone calls or texts me, I will strangle you when I see you next!

Sleepy #664484

Off to sleep. . .hoping the 6-8 hours of beauty sleep works this time! Love you all

Sleepy #626052

's energy has been depleted. Going to bed to recharge and dream up a way to use their kids' energy to power the world! :) LOL..

Sleepy #630418

Apparently sleep is so over-rated that my body doesn't think I need to bother with it...

Sleepy #640788

hates it when I'm trying to fall asleep and hear the "what the hell was that?" noise.

Sleepy #650259

I've had enough of this whole "being-awake" thing, so I'm going to try the "being-asleep" thing now and see if that helps. 'Night!! :P