Facebook Statuses About Sleep

When you've been burning the candle at both ends again – either through excessive studying or partying – a lack of sleep is always a good topic for sleep Facebook statuses. It is fair to say that posting sleep Facebook statuses never gets old, as many people out there reading their Timeline will identify with the sentiments expressed in witty, timely Facebook statuses about sleep.

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is going to a party tonight! Its called "SNOOZZE FEST" I'm gonna party all night long till the sun comes up to D.J. bed & pillow. Have a good nite you guys!
The sheep I'm counting keep hitting the fence instead of jumping over it. Either they need to go on a diet or I need to get some sleep!
Sleep?? Whats that?? Oh, that's what I didn't get last night! Now I remember! "Yawn".
Is unavailable please leave a message after the snore and I'll get back to you when I get up, thanks
Oh God why am I still awake? Why am I still trying to convince myself browsing Facebook one last time is a good idea?
I was hopping to see my friend "Clean" but I ended up seeing my friend "Lazy". And I think my friend "Sleep" will be here soon!
next on the agenda.. SLEEP!
I think sleep has decided that we are no longer friends. :( I miss you sleep! Please come back to me!
is laying down their head, closing their eyes and is off to a place where they writes their own happy ending...
would just like to go to sleep til spring!
off to bed...evil schemes don't dream themselves up.
Saying goodnight is not just putting an end to the day, it's a way of saying "I'm thinking of you" before I go to sleep.
Off to sleep and dream about my favorite place in the world, right next to you wrapped in your arms. Now if only I could make that dream my reality.
Dear sleep... I miss you babe. Dear insomnia.. I'm so done with you! Dear reality.. dammit! REALLY? Hi insomnia, whats going on?
Well seriously think again coz ur sat on fb:L.
Im in a relationship with sleep and i get some everynite...and if im lucky i get some during the day
\u200e"Sometimes you have to sleep with certain people to get what you want. In my instance, never."


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