When a relationship founders on the rocks and you find yourself single again, why not exploit this topic online with witty
Facebook statuses about being single? There is no use playing the blame game with your ex; instead, single Facebook statuses will get your life moving again. In fact, single Facebook statuses could lead to you finding a new love in your life.
If you don't deserve me, don't attempt me. I'd rather stay single then play games!
Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free.
But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.
i just want someone who holds me tight ,and keeps me safe and warm while i sleep, to make me feel loved, and never puts me down, know is that to much to ask?
always hears "ur cute" and "ur so sweet" so what i'm good enough to be your friend but nothing more? be honest for once and tell me whats wrong w/ me...
I"m tired of hearing 'There are plenty of fish in the sea'! Who wants a fish?? They're slimy and they smell!!
Looking for that boy who deserves the key to my heart
I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl. I was taught to give my used toys to the less fortunate! Have fun I, got rid of them for a reason!
When I'm single all I see are happy couples!!!
Facebook should change "single" to "riding solo"
<-- is thinking the ONLY "good thing" about being single during the winter time is ya don't have to worry about someone stealing the blankets off of ya ~D L T~
they ignore each other and look the other way. but, they both know deep down inside, that it wasn't supposed to end this way.
Guys are like parking spots... all the good ones are taken, but all the free ones are handicapped.
I'm single. You're single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something?
yes Facebook i know I'm single,but stop with the damn dating sites ads!
tell me get my shit togetha, now i got my shit togetha, now i made it thru the weather, better days are gonna get better
Being single doesn't mean nobody wanted you. It means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
What's worse then being single? Having someone in mind to change that status. And that person doesn't feel the same, or is too far away to do anything about it
is not Single & Alone...I'm Independent & Available ;-) Until I find my Equal !!
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