Single Facebook Statuses

Single #645269

I know for damn sure what love is... cause bet your ass the last mother fucker showed me EVERYTHING IT'S NOT! *Ridin Solo*

Single #627962

<-- is thinking the ONLY "good thing" about being single during the winter time is ya don't have to worry about someone stealing the blankets off of ya ~D L T~

Single #655422

is single and it will take some-one very special to change it ;)

Single #649591

I'm not picky, I just have standards

Single #655428

is single and now taking applications if u think Ur suitable 4 the job apply ere lol

Single #669756

So (no)SCRUBS

Single #631455

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with<3

Single #655433

is single, I make the best of it, It doesn't mean that I'm not good enough , It means no ones good enough for me xx

Single #657273

It's not that I can't stop being single, it's that I haven't found anyone that's been up to the challenge.

Single #648635

I"m tired of hearing 'There are plenty of fish in the sea'! Who wants a fish?? They're slimy and they smell!!

Single #643693

I don't consider myself.. 'SINGLE & ALONE' I consider myself ' INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE'.. =]

Single #663644

New year's eve is just round the corner and i dnt want to leave 2011 single n being alone , i want you to change that and be with me going into the new year xxx

Single #672390

tell me get my shit togetha, now i got my shit togetha, now i made it thru the weather, better days are gonna get better

Single #640209

has come to terms with the fact that the only men they can depend on are all printed on the bottles of their favourite alcohol!

Single #637735

Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free.

Single #649807

I'm single. You're single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something?

Single #643694

I don't consider myself.. 'SINGLE & ALONE' I consider myself ' INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE'.. =] , so if your "SINGLE" i am "AVAILABLE" ;) xxx

Single #685014

You can never be happy as someones other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own. ;)

Single #631452

Being single isn't all that bad. You eat when you want...sleep when you want...go where you want when you want. What more could you want?!? Oh, yeah...that!

Single #636308

enjoys the single life, but like a car, could do with a good service... or at least an m.o.t, just to check all my parts are working right, lol.

Single #685268

You don't always need a partner in order to be happy. U're already good on ur own, having someone is just an added BONUS & sometimes it's just an added BAGGAGE.

Single #678721

was thinking about bringing sexy back...but I can't find the receipt...damn...I was gonna exchange it at Wal-mart for the new book...Being Single for Dummies...

Single #640590

has standards when it comes to dating...and wonders why so many put on a pretense until the day to meet comes...then all you see is a idiot in front of you?!

Single #680674

When I'm single all I see are happy couples!!!

Single #660570

Love being single NO kids NO man I can do whatever I want without a bitchy man and not having to find a sitter if I wanna go out.

Single #675118

they'll get here some day.