Silly Facebook Statuses

Silly #651063

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation.

Silly #667683

s currently running around my backyard with a blanket over my head pretending to be an undercover agent!

Silly #664267

Notice: Thank you for noticing this notice. Your noticing this notice has been noticed.

Silly #664457

Off to bed to dream of headbanging leprechauns drinking Jager bombs with Purple bunnies! Happy dreams Facebook!

Silly #648866

I'm a little tea pot short and stout,here is my handle and here is my spout,piss me off and I will shout,get your shit and please get out!!

Silly #664688

Oh yeah! ( / ) ( | ) ( ) ( / ) Do the happy butt dance! Tomorrow's Friday! Whooooo Hooooo!

Silly #676131

this pig is pig a pig good pig way pig to pig keep pig a pig rich pig idiot pig busy pig while pig you pig use pig their pig chocolate pig fountain pig. ;)

Silly #669789

So every-time I buy a pineapple, I worry about Sponge-bob becoming homeless!

Silly #681873

whilst on the face book page Press Up, Down,Left,Right,Left,Right, enter key then right click Then press up then down & magic circles will appear

Silly #680289

When ever u have a problem,just sing your favorite song!

Silly #668150

says Friends..........Friends are like butt cheeks.Crap might separate them, But they always come back together

Silly #627502

2 muffins sitting in an oven. 1 muffin says to the other muffin."Man it's hot in here!".the other muffin yells " OMG A TALKING MUFFIN"

Silly #644171

I feel like I should clean the house, so I am going to lay down until the feeling passes.

Silly #665107

OMG, did you hear that!! There it is again!! It is my bed whispering my name, its missed me, and I don't want to have it feeling neglected so goodnight!!

Silly #658438

just wants to note that people who say anything is possible, CLEARLY haven't tried slamming a revolving door

Silly #660275

loading brain . . . please wait

Silly #660251

lives in a constant state of confusion. Seriously, I have no idea what's going on. Ever.

Silly #653567

is admitting to pushing Humpty Dumpty, fucker had it coming!!

Silly #682380

Why do people say they slept like a baby? Is it because they wake up every two hours or is it because they wake up with a load in their jammies?

Silly #670842

Sometimes I like to let my mind wander...darn thing is, most times it forgets to return!!

Silly #635360

Don't grab life by the horns, Grab it by the balls

Silly #627673

333- I'm a half-arsed devil!

Silly #654042

is feeling naughty with a side of adventure coming on. You have been warned.

Silly #627611

3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!:D *

Silly #666692

purple monkeys with red jumpsuits play hopscotch with red unicorns wearing purple jumpsuits when the moon is blue! I'd know I saw them once.

Silly #669961

So then I was like "Whoa" and she was like "sweet" then I said "Dude!!" so he said "WTF