Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

Please add only relevant and interesting statuses. If your total rating gets to low you won't be able to post again for some time.

Hey dude, when you actually have a vagina you can tell me what mine feels like and what to do with it. For now you need to respect it's complexity and fuck off.
says, I'm not a problem, I'm a challenge!
Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
wishes money would have sex in their pocket and multiply
is thinking of a certain some who does a certain something that makes a certain something else happen, and u certainly know who u r!!
how many people have gone to bed so angry with someone you've pretended to have a nightmare, just so you can roll over and punch them in the head? ;)
If u woke up & saw me in your bed would u? 1 Go back to sleep. 2 Tell me to leave. 3 Cuddle me. 4 Have sex with me. 5 Make me breakfast. 6 Call the cops.
is as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch
A. They have cotton balls
he looks at her and asks Want me to fuck you again baby
1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war...5,6,7,8 I used this hand to masturbate.
you are alone with your wife. you say"i am bored" your wife says"you can stroke my pussy" you dirty people i mean pussy cat
Being a hotmail, I'll ask Jeeves when I can take u back to myspace where I can twitter ur yahoo while u google my youtube and I msn all over ur facebook.
's wondering how to snakes have sex?
is thinking they needs a little fun in their life.
I wonder if the first two people who had sex knew what they were doing.
is thinking.. have u ever wondered if your mom has given your dad a blow job and then gave u a kiss goodnight? i bet ur wonderin it now


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