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wen im an adult, 5 things ill do:1)wakeup2)eat3)drink4)fuck5)sleep = my life
condom says to Tampax"you put me outta business for 1 week a month." Tampax says to condom "if you don't do your job i loose mine for 9 months."
Quote of the day ~ "Every man wants a proper lady in public, a gourmet chef in the kitchen and a naughty girl in the bedroom."
If I'm not having sex, why would I need a smoke break?
want to learn about sex,Sex is a SENSATION caused by TEMPTATION were a boy sticks their LOCATION in a girls DESTINATION
People are always telling me to be good!!! What they don't realize is I am ALWAYS GOOD I just never behave
I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.
damn right I'm good in bed, i can pull moves you wouldn't believe, there's: the fart, burp, snore, talk in my sleep, the roll over and the steal all the doona.
A guy knows when a relationship is serious when they realize that they're sleeping with just one girl... And they're OK with it.<33
is wondering: Do doggies ever do it people-style?
when you called me a bitch i smiled and said thank you for calling me a Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-on's. :)
needs to get laid..and i dont mean like lets make love..I mean fuck like a porn star till it hurts ! :P
some people are the ones that their mom should have swallowed
Boy sees his mum and dad having sex! Dad says "were making you a brother" Boy replies " do her doggy style i rather have a puppy"
A full week is like sex, foreplay M-F, then the fast/quickie weekend, followed by the awwwww of disappointment on Monday.
i like big dick
"Sexy" is a power you're born with. It's not a physical thing, it comes from inside. It's all in the eyes.
why do women rub their eyes in the morning-----because they don't have balls to scratch!