Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.
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ever noticed how boys always love BEFORE sex, and girls AFTER?
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when you called me a bitch i smiled and said thank you for calling me a Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-on's. :)
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condom says to Tampax"you put me outta business for 1 week a month." Tampax says to condom "if you don't do your job i loose mine for 9 months."
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People are always telling me to be good!!! What they don't realize is I am ALWAYS GOOD I just never behave
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A guy knows when a relationship is serious when they realize that they're sleeping with just one girl... And they're OK with it.<33
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is wondering: Do doggies ever do it people-style?
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if you have sex doggy style - does that mean you have puppies?
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"Sexy" is a power you're born with. It's not a physical thing, it comes from inside. It's all in the eyes.
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damn right I'm good in bed, i can pull moves you wouldn't believe, there's: the fart, burp, snore, talk in my sleep, the roll over and the steal all the doona.
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needs to get laid..and i dont mean like lets make love..I mean fuck like a porn star till it hurts ! :P
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A full week is like sex, foreplay M-F, then the fast/quickie weekend, followed by the awwwww of disappointment on Monday.
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quit poking me...if you want a shag just ask ;)
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Is wondering what sex on bubble wrap would be like hmmmmmm :-P
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is wondering.... if a bulldog shagged a shitsu and they had babies.... would the outcome be... 'bullshit'... ?
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Quote of the day ~ "Every man wants a proper lady in public, a gourmet chef in the kitchen and a naughty girl in the bedroom."
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I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.
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want to learn about sex,Sex is a SENSATION caused by TEMPTATION were a boy sticks their LOCATION in a girls DESTINATION
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if theirs no sex in heaven IM NOT GOING!!!!!
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