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Did you know the number one cause of teen pregnancy is sex?
Big tits are like power windows in a new car. Sure they're great, but as long as I have something to roll down, I'm good ;) - The Ass Man
Who's guilty? A wife dreaming shouts, "Quick my husband's back!" The man gets out of bed jumps out the window then realizes, "Damn it, I AM the husband!"
bad way to talk to the kids about sex.. Sex is GREAT.. the best ever!!
says Yeah I have a filthy mind, but it's all good coz I've got a filthy mouth to match!!!!
is freaking good in bed...and can go for hours! Sleep that is. Get your mind out of the gutter! Good night all!
I guess "my dick" was the wrong answer...
Using an electric toothbrush is like using a vibrator...can you really go back to manual once you've used electric?? :P
I want u here, in my bed, under the covers, in the dark so I can show u my new glow in the dark ring! fuck that! get a condom and get your ass over here now! ;)
Keep smiling. It makes every one wonder what you did last night
Any man can have sex with a woman. It takes a REAL man to make that woman enjoy it!
Mom said, if I could dream it...I could do it. I dreamt of you last night, so...what time should I come over?
3...4 we're on the floor
you can do it put your back into it, I can do it put your ass into it,don't stop get it get it don't stop hit it.
I'm SO GOOD in BED! ~~ Yup. ~~ I like 7, 8, even 9 ~~ Long, Deep ~~ HOURS of SLEEP! ~~~ What did you think I was going to say? ~~ LOL! ~~ Goodnight, facebook!
<--- Remember that name! You'll be screaming it later! ;)
No, no I can't be bothered to talk about my problems. Do you wanna have sex instead?
finds it funny how children in the dark cause accidents and accidents in the dark cause children.