Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

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wants to know."If you have sex with someone that has multiple personalities, does that count as an orgy"?
Shut the Fuck up or I'll shut your Vagina for you Slut!!!
I'm not smiling because I'm thinking dirty thoughts, I'm smiling because your about to catch the silent killer fart i just left you!
just found out Kermit the frog has caught swine flu from having unprotected sex with miss piggy.
the big bad wolf didn't have to go far,
Choke me, Spank me, Pull my hair! OK but what about..Bite me, Lick me, suck me, throw me up against the f**kin wall and DO ME! now that's what I'm talkin bout!
Sex is like math you subtract the clothes, and the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God you don't multiply!
sail in a ship of romance and anchor in a harbour of sex
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?....They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead
I've got whipped cream, handcuffs, and a blindfold.. Now, who wants to play ?
Chicken and Cat were sitting on the river bank when cat fell in and made chicken laugh. moral of the story: where there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries... it fills you up, but lacks the buzz...
come here, spread my legs and lick my pussy x
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot their pill And now there's little Frankie
It's a pull my hair, smack my ass, twist my nipples kind of night.
If you want sex.. feel free
Girl asks their mom "if u swallow sperm, is that how u get pregnant?" Mom answers, "No Hun, that's how u pay the rent."


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