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I guess "my dick" was the wrong answer...
Big tits are like power windows in a new car. Sure they're great, but as long as I have something to roll down, I'm good ;) - The Ass Man
Who's guilty? A wife dreaming shouts, "Quick my husband's back!" The man gets out of bed jumps out the window then realizes, "Damn it, I AM the husband!"
Keep smiling. It makes every one wonder what you did last night
Any man can have sex with a woman. It takes a REAL man to make that woman enjoy it!
You can have sex at 16, but cant watch it til you're 18, so what you supposed to do? Do it with your eyes shut?!
I M 2 6 C 4 U Like this if you get it :)
Using an electric toothbrush is like using a vibrator...can you really go back to manual once you've used electric?? :P
I want u here, in my bed, under the covers, in the dark so I can show u my new glow in the dark ring! fuck that! get a condom and get your ass over here now! ;)
<--- Remember that name! You'll be screaming it later! ;)
No, no I can't be bothered to talk about my problems. Do you wanna have sex instead?
Mom said, if I could dream it...I could do it. I dreamt of you last night, so...what time should I come over?
3...4 we're on the floor
you can do it put your back into it, I can do it put your ass into it,don't stop get it get it don't stop hit it.
I'm SO GOOD in BED! ~~ Yup. ~~ I like 7, 8, even 9 ~~ Long, Deep ~~ HOURS of SLEEP! ~~~ What did you think I was going to say? ~~ LOL! ~~ Goodnight, facebook!
Did you know the number one cause of teen pregnancy is sex?
bad way to talk to the kids about sex.. Sex is GREAT.. the best ever!!
finds it funny how children in the dark cause accidents and accidents in the dark cause children.