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Sex #651204

if mothers celebrate mothers day, Fathers celebrate fathers day, and lovers celebrate valentines day, do wankers celebrate palm Sunday?

Sex #666809

Quick tip for guys. When ur girl is watching porn and blushes, they's innocent. When they watches it and smiles, they knows they can do it better!

Sex #651079

If it weren't for the TSA's new security screenings I'd have no sex life at all.

Sex #679788

what is it with men and the size of their penis'. simple init. only date tiny women then they will think your huge. and if your too big then fuck a big man!!!

Sex #636195

eating pussy is like driving a car..One false move and you could hit the asshole in front of you!

Sex #629101

A suck leads to a fuck

Sex #680246

When are they going to make Wii Porn??? Now that would be a workout Id enjoy!

Sex #672164

take my sexual frustration out on food...I'm a be 1 fat bitch O_O

Sex #640632

has the perfect joke. When you go to the drug store to buy condoms, ask them where the fitting room is.

Sex #634264

dear, penis make me piss my pants nice conversation were through bye baby cakes'

Sex #666948

Ready for a night of Blow Jobs, Sex on the beach, and Orgasm's... I'm talking about Drinks you sick minded people!!

Sex #675577

thinks procrastination is a lot like masturbation... At first it seems like a really fun idea, but in the end you realize that you're just fucking yourself.

Sex #647838

I want u here, in my bed, under the covers, in the dark so I can show u my new glow in the dark ring! fuck that! get a condom and get your ass over here now! ;)

Sex #682376

why do people say school is the best time of your life when sex is !!!

Sex #644992

I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.

Sex #631614

Best engine ever made is a P*ssy.It takes any size piston,self lubricates,starts with one finger & does its own oil change every 28 days!

Sex #631234

beep me aw yea sex me aw ya i go in and out in and out keep going

Sex #633050

Chicken and Cat were sitting on the river bank when cat fell in and made chicken laugh. moral of the story: where there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

Sex #678135

Wana hear a dirty joke? Timmy was playing in the mud. Wana hear a clean joke? Timmy took a bath w/ bubbles. Wana hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl nxt door

Sex #635564

don't play with my heart ,

Sex #634910

Does birthday sex count as a gift?

Sex #631165

Beauty tip #34 - When having a bad hair day, just wear a low cut blouse.

Sex #629109

A tampon said to the condom" yea u may get a little bit more action the me butt when u fuck up i lose my job 4 9 months

Sex #664067

No, no I can't be bothered to talk about my problems. Do you wanna have sex instead?

Sex #640593

Has started a new job, Going good so far, Working as a comedian in an old folks home, I tell them jokes, They don't understand me,They still piss themselves

Sex #647964

I was nervous at first, it was big & long & went straight up, I had to try it. i eased myself onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i luv escalators now