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~*~Love me tender, Love me sweet, Tie my hands, Then tie my feet, Fuck me hard, Then fuck me slow, Fuck me until we both explode!~*~
i want some 1 who's gonna slam me up against the wall n kiss me like they mean it!!
Definition of K.I.N.D: kinky individual,naughty desires
The Sperm Whale is the 2nd largest Whale in the ocean and ejaculates 100,000 oz (625 gallons) of sperm a day - and people wonder why the sea tastes so salty ;o)
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service!
Having sex before marriage is like sampling a food before agreeing to eat it everyday for the rest of your life.
The right way to kiss a girl: -Push their up against the wall -grip their waist tightly -and kiss their like you mean it...
if your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine
Sex causes you to compare one person with another.
massage and lick it, rub it a little and kiss it , don't be shy just slide your fingers in gently and feel the wetness. cadburys cream egg how do u eat yours?
Quick tip for guys. When ur girl is watching porn and blushes, they's innocent. When they watches it and smiles, they knows they can do it better!
whenever there is a choice between PEACE OF MIND and PIECE OF ASS always go with the former...
Oral sex is no longer called 69, it is now known as 96 due to the changing economy. The price of eating out has gone up!!
If you can't make me think, laugh, or cum, then FUCK OFF
all i need i sex
Tell me, is it going in? yeah, is it hurting?..ooh yeah, ouch its hurtin ..ok i Will put it in slowly, still hurtin, oh ya ..the lets try another size shoe!
I want to go down on you and make you really happy, then I want to come back up slowly and fuck you real good, yours sincerely, Petrol prices.
Is it Naughty to Bang your Facebook friends & never speak to them again ?..ha ha