Quick tip for guys. When ur girl is watching porn and blushes, they's innocent. When they watches it and smiles, they knows they can do it better!
is thinking about biting Ur neck and scratching Ur back followed by screaming Oh My God!!! Think u can handle it??
if your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine
A woman's boyfriend was setting up her computer, and he had to enter a password. So he put: "my penis". And the computer said: "Sorry, to short" ;)
I read smoking was bad for you, so I quit. I read drinking was bad for you, I quit that too. Now I read sex is bad for you? Fuck that! I'm gonna quit reading!!
~*~Love me tender, Love me sweet, Tie my hands, Then tie my feet, Fuck me hard, Then fuck me slow, Fuck me until we both explode!~*~
I want to go down on you and make you really happy, then I want to come back up slowly and fuck you real good, yours sincerely, Petrol prices.
is makin a new porn movie...if u wanna be in it,please comment below and tell me why i should choose u??? ;-)
If you can't make me think, laugh, or cum, then FUCK OFF
At da Min: 79,000,000 peopl r engaged in sex, 58,000,000 r kissin. 37,000,000 r relaxin after sex. 1 lonely bugger is readin status's. u hang in there sunshine!
Tell me, is it going in? yeah, is it hurting?..ooh yeah, ouch its hurtin ..ok i Will put it in slowly, still hurtin, oh ya ..the lets try another size shoe!
The right way to kiss a girl: -Push their up against the wall -grip their waist tightly -and kiss their like you mean it...
says "Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirt goes up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff- stick it in!"
i want some 1 who's gonna slam me up against the wall n kiss me like they mean it!!
The Sperm Whale is the 2nd largest Whale in the ocean and ejaculates 100,000 oz (625 gallons) of sperm a day - and people wonder why the sea tastes so salty ;o)
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service!
Oral sex is no longer called 69, it is now known as 96 due to the changing economy. The price of eating out has gone up!!