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it doesn't matter how early i go to bed, as long as I'm waking up early for school i WILL be tired!!
My teacher wrote us all a message saying,"Dear Students, I know when you text because nobody smiles at their crotch. I'm not stupid.'' From,Mr. Stupid
Cough cough i think I'm sick! i have a disease called i'msickofschool-idus. cough cough i heard it's very common for kids my age. :)
Hi ho hi ho its off to school we go! We hear the bell & run like hell, hi ho hi ho, it's off to school we go! We learn some junk and then we flunk, hi ho hi ho
now knows what FINALS means- Fuck I Never Actually Learned this Shit
Life is like Math... Once you are done with one problem, there is another one under it :)
To my child's Teacher this year: ha ha ha ha ha ha have fun!!
is wondering why Monday is sssooooo far from Friday but Friday is sssooooo close to Monday. the teachers must LOVE torchering us!
The difference between school & life is in school, you're taught a lesson & then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
Don't complain about grading 150 essays! You assigned it!
What does the word C L A S S really stand for [come late and start socializing] Ha ha everything we are not supposed to do, teachers are confusing!:)
Teachers call it cheating, but its not. It's teamwork ;)
wheres your homework ? at home , whats it doing there ? having more fun than me :/
When you hear a teacher say "I'm this close to calling your mom" you just feel like saying "tell their i said hi"
Why is it that during the school year you can't wait for summer, but during the summer you can't wait for school to start???
Teacher says: Why are you late for school? Kid says: Well on my way to school I saw a sign it said slow down school ahead so I did. It's important to listen!
if teachers are so smart then why do they use answer sheets