Facebook Statuses About School

So much stuff goes on at school - both good and bad - that it is hardly surprising that Facebook statuses about school are extremely popular. If many of your online pals go to the same school, you can be sure that your gossipy school Facebook statuses will find a receptive audience. For more generalized school Facebook statuses, have a look at those we have on offer here.
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Hi ho hi ho its off to school we go! We hear the bell & run like hell, hi ho hi ho, it's off to school we go! We learn some junk and then we flunk, hi ho hi ho
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When you hear a teacher say "I'm this close to calling your mom" you just feel like saying "tell their i said hi"
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My teacher wrote us all a message saying,"Dear Students, I know when you text because nobody smiles at their crotch. I'm not stupid.'' From,Mr. Stupid
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Why is it that during the school year you can't wait for summer, but during the summer you can't wait for school to start???
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wheres your homework ? at home , whats it doing there ? having more fun than me :/
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Cough cough i think I'm sick! i have a disease called i'msickofschool-idus. cough cough i heard it's very common for kids my age. :)
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Fridays should happen more often.
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Dear winter break, you are coming towards me so slowly. Please start running.
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What does the word C L A S S really stand for [come late and start socializing] Ha ha everything we are not supposed to do, teachers are confusing!:)
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The difference between school & life is in school, you're taught a lesson & then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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if teachers are so smart then why do they use answer sheets
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it doesn't matter how early i go to bed, as long as I'm waking up early for school i WILL be tired!!
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Teachers call it cheating, but its not. It's teamwork ;)
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Teacher says: Why are you late for school? Kid says: Well on my way to school I saw a sign it said slow down school ahead so I did. It's important to listen!
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is wondering why Monday is sssooooo far from Friday but Friday is sssooooo close to Monday. the teachers must LOVE torchering us!
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Who ever came up with a 5 day school week should be shot in the foot!I vote for a 2 day school week and a 5 day weekend! Who's with me? :)
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Life is like Math... Once you are done with one problem, there is another one under it :)
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now knows what FINALS means- Fuck I Never Actually Learned this Shit
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