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"naught boy draws a penis on the black board. lady teacher rubs it off. next they draws a bigger 1 & says "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!!"
Roses are stupid, violets are silly, so grease up your flaps cos here comes my willy! haha
I am an Alien. I have transformed into your computer. As you are reading this I'm having sex with your finger, I know you like it 'cos your smiling.
Q. What do women and police cars have in common? A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming
Attention Pokers - Every time you poke me i get a message about it to my phone so i can poke back straight away! so poke all you want!..my phone vibrates ;)
True happiness is not seeing the love of your life walk thru the door at the end of the day, But however it is seeing your Ex on the back of a milk carton.
Just because I nod and smile doesn't mean I'm listening or like you.
Woman goes to the docs and they says every time I open my legs I hear 'Glory, glory Man Utd'. Doc says dont worry a lot of cunts sing that!
Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it didn't make it across!
is thinking... man who scratch ass, should not bite fingernails!
like i really give a fuck
A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately they's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
My whole life people have told me, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!" Then they sit there and wonder why I'm so quiet!
Dear rude person, Your rudeness is not funny, witty, or cute. It shows off your lack of people skills. Grow up and get your head out of your rear end. Thanks!
Why in the fuck did you do that ! You're going get me in deep crap ! :P
an Asian family are driving down the road in their Toyota. suddenly they see a sign saying... '30 only' ....so they stopped and 5 jumped out
scientists have revealed todaay that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians ...........its called TRYDIXAGAIN
Mr. and Mrs. Blobby are in bed, Mrs. Blobby says "blib blob bobble blub bibbly!" Mr. Blobby says "for fuck's sake just swallow it!"