Sadly, good manners are on the decline, especially in many internet arenas. Consequently,
rude Facebook statuses are very prevalent on the world's most popular social media platform. Many people take the view that, if someone is rude to them, they should punch straight back with rude Facebook statuses. If this is your preferred approach, we have lots of rude Facebook statuses for you here.
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"naught boy draws a penis on the black board. lady teacher rubs it off. next they draws a bigger 1 & says "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!!"
scientists have revealed todaay that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians ...........its called TRYDIXAGAIN
Attention Pokers - Every time you poke me i get a message about it to my phone so i can poke back straight away! so poke all you want!..my phone vibrates ;)
Woman goes to the docs and they says every time I open my legs I hear 'Glory, glory Man Utd'. Doc says dont worry a lot of cunts sing that!
My whole life people have told me, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!" Then they sit there and wonder why I'm so quiet!
Just because I nod and smile doesn't mean I'm listening or like you.
Roses are stupid, violets are silly, so grease up your flaps cos here comes my willy! haha
Q. What do women and police cars have in common? A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming
is thinking... man who scratch ass, should not bite fingernails!
i had a call today and the woman said "hello I'm a penis calling form pen island how can we help you"
Why in the fuck did you do that ! You're going get me in deep crap ! :P
A man & a woman are making a password for Facebook. The man types 'my penis' and the woman cracks up when an error pops up saying 'not long enough'.
Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it didn't make it across!
Dear rude person, Your rudeness is not funny, witty, or cute. It shows off your lack of people skills. Grow up and get your head out of your rear end. Thanks!
please be careful and don't choke on my name...i know you love it , you can't keep it out of your mouth
I am an Alien. I have transformed into your computer. As you are reading this I'm having sex with your finger, I know you like it 'cos your smiling.
A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately they's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
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