Rude Facebook Statuses

Rude #642058

How about you go run that big fat mouth of yours to someone who actually gives a crap about your gossip and lies? Go get a life of your own and get out of mine

Rude #655079

is officially too tired to give a rats ass,..

Rude #685689

You know what, stop assuming, cuz you know what that does? It pisses me off and juss makes you look like an ass.

Rude #666745

Q. What do women and police cars have in common? A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming

Rude #649916

I'm sorry I don't speak any of the following languages

Rude #628465

A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately they's had a lot of trouble with squatters!

Rude #630512

As beautiful as you are, your still the bitch everyone knows.

Rude #631797

big fish, little fish, card Bord box... big poo, little poo, push then PLOP! lol

Rude #668366

Says police have found a body in the park. Beer belly, saggy tits, wrinkly ass and no underwear. Please friends just let me know your ok!!!

Rude #649895

I'm sorry but I do not recall asking You what you thought! Could you kindly shut the fuck up!

Rude #666467

Police woman pulls over a Drunk driver and gets them out of the car. " Anything you do say will be held against you. Man says " BREASTS."

Rude #643985

I don't say anything until you give me a reason to and when that mouth of yours starts running your legs better be faster than your mouth.

Rude #667811

saw a woman go on the antiques road show,they placed a tampon on the table and said there u go you clever cunt tell me what period thats from .

Rude #648280

I wish I was a witch. I'd shove my broom stick right up your ass.

Rude #677596

u kno how guys like to stroke their chin? practicing the flirt. think its retarded? yes! they obviously havent hit puberty? DEFINITELY! ha dont be rude! point!

Rude #667751

Santa go into hospitable and says Doctor dotor Ive got a mince pie stuck up my ass so the Doctor say OK Santa i guess all i can do is to put some cream on it

Rude #682600

Why is it people can talk behind yer back and put you down BUT, when they want something they are all Buddie Buddie..UGH..

Rude #638706

giggles when the ugliest people think they are the hottest thing alive:]

Rude #626874

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Rude #637287

faces u make on the toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Rude #625778

"Whoa what is that" "Dude it's my dick" "It's a bit small" "Shut up ! It's just shy !!"

Rude #650372

idiot! TOSSER! sorry did that come out loud, f**king torrets

Rude #668876

says: fuck the police... seriously, some of em are pretty fit! & they bring their own handcuffs! ohhh yeaaa :P ;)

Rude #675389

thinks if god made the front of a womans body the council must have made the back, who else would put a shit hole next to a play area?

Rude #682976

will Realize that GOD is the only Person that Fits that Description !

Rude #668986

scientists have revealed todaay that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians ...........its called TRYDIXAGAIN