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PickUp Drivin, Backroad Ridin, Camo Wearin, Bocephus Blarin, Country Lovin, Backwoods Muddin. Some girls don't like boys like that, Oh but some girls do :) <3
.I'm a Truck bed sittin, Bocephus Blarin, Buck Shootin, Camo wearin, Country boy lovin, Pure Country, Kinda Girl :) <3
You know your a Redneck when you think sitting on the porch watchin the bug zapper is entertainment.
Redneck First Aid Kit: Super Glue and Duct Tape. if that aint enough...ur screwed :P
Do u want to win a country girls heart, Well you pull up in a jacked up Chevy full of mud with Jason Aldean playing nice and loud on the radio.
is protected by a gun carring, mud ridin, camo wearin, skoal ring, boot wearin, southerin talkin, walmart shoppin, Budweiser drinkin, TRUE southern boy!
redneck word:I.D. sentence:i don't have any I.D. what your talking bout
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Either way someone is losing a trailer.
Kiss my rebel ass!
if you don't like what I say or how i say it then kiss my 4 wheelin, cornbread eaten ,honky tonkin,gun toting , countrified American ass .
you may be a red neck if you put a bath tub in your back yard and look at your kids and say look y'all we have a pool!!
redneck word of the day: mayonnaise
Bullshit stops when the tailgate drops
I can clean a gun, skin a deer, break a horse and bury my truck in the mud. Tell me, Princess...what can you do? You can't beat a redneck girl.
Country girls are like Bull riding .Ya look at one an say to yer self yeah I could ride er but I'd probably git hurt
Ya might be a redneck if you only keep catfish bigger than your 6 yr old kid! YEEHAW
"Real girls play in the MUD!"
Boredom is dangerous...It usually ends with a statement like "Hey y'all, Watch this shit!" and "Ouch!"