Rednecks Facebook Statuses

Rednecks #657476

its a Country Girls World, you City Girls jus live in it :) <3

Rednecks #686710

you them.

Rednecks #686241

You might be a redneck if...You've ever shoplifted Spam.

Rednecks #632126

Boredom is dangerous...It usually ends with a statement like "Hey y'all, Watch this shit!" and "Ouch!"

Rednecks #686199

you might be a redneck if every day people come to your house mistaking your having a yard sale

Rednecks #667132

Redneck word of the day'" TOAD " their car broke down an they had it toad.

Rednecks #667157

Redneck word of the day-achoo. Used in a sentence. Achoo gum, it's good for my tooth.

Rednecks #667154

Redneck word of the day : "OBAMA" . . . . I BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMA SELF

Rednecks #641437

Helpful Holiday Tip #44 remember you can not get drunk and wanna react the redneck version of Grannie got ran over by a john deer tractor!

Rednecks #686258

You might be a redneck if: you like shopping at the dollar store because its convenient and casual ... you don't have to get dressed up like you do for Wal-Mart

Rednecks #648952

I'm an emo hillbilly i cut my self with the metal that falls off my tractor

Rednecks #666305

PickUp Drivin, Backroad Ridin, Camo Wearin, Bocephus Blarin, Country Lovin, Backwoods Muddin. Some girls don't like boys like that, Oh but some girls do :) <3

Rednecks #685893

you know your a redneck when you whisper when the Hunting Channel is on.

Rednecks #660039

likes old Ford's and mud and horsepower and they go so good together

Rednecks #665387

One main thing you need in life and that's DUCT TAPE and it can do any thing you want it too!!!

Rednecks #651494

if the mud aint a flyin you aint a tryin! :)

Rednecks #644339

I got a 12 pack and a boat for my wife..awesome trade!

Rednecks #626126

's redneck word of the day is snot. Used in a sentence- Snot that bad, it could be worse!

Rednecks #629255

A. merican

Rednecks #627884

:: I don't need a Knight in shining armor, I'm more then happy with my Rodeo, Nascar, Country loving, Truck driving Redneck!::

Rednecks #685894

You know your a redneck when your idea of sledding, is pulling a trucks bed-liner behind the truck it came out of.

Rednecks #685885

you know your a redneck if you shoot all of your shotgun shells at one squirrel and then scream squirrel :)

Rednecks #657808

Jacked up trucks because fat girls can't jump

Rednecks #651948

If you can't fix it with bailing wire or duct tape,then there is no hope.

Rednecks #636074

Duck tape can fix anything!!

Rednecks #662650

My girlfriend gets mad and I don't even