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We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. ~ E. Nightingale
I can understand why you are mad at me, but the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it.
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aJJI has put the right people in my life to make me the best that I can be!! Day by day my life is getting better!!
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Love is a mix of about everything. It's sadness, joy, passion, hatred, excitement. it's almost every feeling you can imagine and more.
I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges come presliced by nature.
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I'm not perfect. You're not perfect. But we're perfect together. And that's all that matters
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Even if you say ''I'm sorry'' a billion times, what you did won't be erased.
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Just get hoarders addicted to crack. They'll sell all their stuff to buy more crack. Problem solved.
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3 words, 8 letters, 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth. I LOVE YOU.
Please don't be in love with someone else.
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I don't know if I could ever really stop liking you...
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the sun shines brighter when i see you smile at me.;~)
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Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be part of. -Geri Weitzman
The squeaky wheel gets the grease but it's also the first one to be replaced.
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If he can't keep a conversation going don't expect him to keep a relationship going either
It's amazing how much could be accomplished by a team if no one cares who gets the credit.
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Burned almost a thousand calories with the elliptical machine today. Moved it into the basement, that thing is heavy!
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Money says: Earn me, forget everything. Time says: Follow me, forget
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