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redneck word of the day: "nacho" this is nacho beer hands off!
"No matter how far you are, no matter how long it takes you, through distance and time, I'll be waiting. I'll wait a million days to see you smile". ~A.K.~
If someone looks blue it could mean they are sad or it could be your hands are too tight around their throat
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says.. If I smack the shit out of you.. It's not that I don't like you, I just haven't had enough coffee and you are pissing me off.
Coffee
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wonders when Wal-Mart is going to start giving stuff away free since how they keep "lowering prices everyday"
Even though you broke my heart, even though you put those tears on my face, in my heart you will always have a special place =)<3
I'm going to miss you!
~run and scream
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I've been sitting here on status shuffle trying to find a funny status...
loves it when people tell you one thing, do another, lie to you about something, and then lie about the lie they told you! I know more than you think!!!
dislikes fake friends that only pretend to be your friend to get what they want.
is on silent mode today and it's probably for the best..
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Dear Lord, I know you will only give me as much as I can handle, so I am so glad I can trust you to know my strengths.
keeps in mind that sometimes the best option is to let go and walk away.
Love
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Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. Sneezing is a very disturbing act, wouldn't you agree?
Mixed
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Tell me what you're thinking... Don't dedicate a song so I have to guess!!
Hate
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wants to know where the demons have come from and how they can be persuaded to fuck right off again. I want my life back!!
Life
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It is not the magnitude of our actions but the amount of love that is put into them that matters. - Mother Teresa
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