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The Good ole days, when all you had to worry about was sneaking out to a party and sneaking back in without getting caught.Now you cant stay up that long!
Life
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If I had I quarter for every time a guy has said "I would never hurt you" I'd have enough money to have my heart sewn back together
You tell me to bite you, yet when i do it you scream you bit me. well DUH you just told me to geez make up your mind!
Witty
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Bitch is not a term of endearment. But hey, if you've earned it go ahead and wear it out. Your trashy peeps will honour you.
Bitch
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An old man said "Erasers r made 4 those who make mistakes." A youth replied "Erasers r made 4 those who r willing 2 correct their mistakes!!" Attitude matters!!
Life is getting better..just gotta take it day by day & minute by minute & cherish the moments that I am living in!!
"I won't force myself to have space in your life, coz if you know my worth, you'd create it for me!
Hurt
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Most girls want to be a princess at age 5 or 6. I still want to. I mean come on, Sleeping Beauty got to sleep for 100 years and I only get 3 or 4 hours?
Sleepy
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this year my resolution is to not get in trouble.
Mixed
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the ppl who talk sh*t about u behind ur back r only fu*ked off becoz YOU r 2 steps ahead of them! SO GROW SOME BALLS- CATCH ME UP AN SAY IT TO MY FACE, BITCH!
Bitchy
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Funny isn't it?
Alone
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call me a bitch because a bitch is a dog dogs bark bark is on trees trees are in nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the complement
Bitchy
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shit dang!!!
Funny
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you know you love someone when you are willing to do things you've never done before and you would do in a heartbeat cause you know it made them happy.
Love
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i show concern for you, you kick me off your list, I'm not our boyfriend, I'm not you mate, I'm just your pushed over piece of shit
Angry
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Don't cry over me because of your mistakes cry over yourself because your the reason i left ;)
Love
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you may think I'm crazy, ugly, and psycho, but, if my assumptions are correct, you are the crazy, ugly, and psycho one.
Mixed
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I am not your past and you are not my past...I won't hurt you like they hurt you..the moment we let go of the past and embrace us as a future we will be OK.
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