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Pain does not hurt when it is all you have ever felt
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Good morning Monday... care to tell me how you escaped my ninja assassins?
Monday
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Yeah, don't worry about me. I'll be fine. Yeah, its cold outside, but its not as cold as you.
Angry
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"What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined for life? to strengthen each other [and] to be at one with each other
Love
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This has been one of those "Thank you Lord, I would not have gotten through this one without You" kind of days!
Work
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3 id marry you
Love
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McDonald's Happy Meal. happy in a box! XD
Weird
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You can't have a relationship without any fights. But you can make your relationship worth the fight.
2011 means that i gotta stop being crazy.oh never mind, that will never happen :)
there was 1000 white men and 1 black man and God went shit i burnt one
Mixed
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feels inside..
was cleaning the bathroom and it makes me wonder do boys close their eyes, spin around, jump up and down when they pee? There's No other explanation!
*sigh* i'm not even going to bother..
It's not a gray hair, I'm just growing tinsel.
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is more confused than a chameleon in a bowl of fruit loops!
Fun
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Angels sometime block our path because we are headed in the wrong direction.
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TIP FOR THE DAY: Treat life's little problems like your dog would ... If you can't eat it or shag it, ... Piss on it and walk away!!!
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says that my amount of sarcasm is only proportionate to the amount of stupidity i am presented with
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