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Girls are the reason for global warming coz they are too Hot :D
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I love summer time :] just think of going to the beach, going tanning looking good! and being with your true friends! <3
We're NOT best friends because friends can leave each others lives...were SISTERS..because sisters are forever LOVE YA UN BIOLOGICAL SISTER!! <3 <3
Oh wait..starting to feel something..what is it..wait..Oh sorry, nothing, still don't give a damn!!
love may come and love may go, yet I have never been the girl next door, & don't try to be; I AM what I AM meant to be, 'ME'; in reality!
I love youu << Nuff said!!
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Are you a gay fish???
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wants you to know that every time I take a breath, every time my heart beats, I think of you. I am helplessly in love with you...
Men just need a time and place.
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I need you to be a man for the next couple days. Can you ask your Mom for your balls back?
if someone thinks you're not important, screw them! YOU decide how important you are! Set your own rules in life :D
9 10 11 12 you can go to hell all I care!
You know your Best Friends When you talk for hours about nothing and When You See Each Other Your All Dramatic Seeming Like Its Been Forever :D
you have the perfect face for radio!
You are the first thing to enter my mind in the morning and the last thing to leave my heart at night.
If you're mad and you know it. Slap a bitch. Well In (write your county here)County's case,its like Whack A Mole. instead, you Whack A Bitch!
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You crazy, stupid, ugly, monkey-lookin bitchez ain't got shit on ME! :)
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Sometimes I sit and think, I have a AMAZING family and I have AMAZING friends...And I have a AMAZING special person in my life!
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