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cows go woof! :P
Humor
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Now-a-days 12 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook profile. When I was 12, I felt Cool with my New Gel Pen =D :P if you like me, poke me. If you miss me, like this post. If you love me, send me a secret message. If you hate me, comment and tell me why!
Cool
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take a left on crazy, keep going until you hit insane. Follow that down to lunatic, turn right on insomnia, way past retarded and there you are @ my place!
I really hate the people that say "Build a bridge and get over it." I wish they would build a bridge and jump off it
Tell someone about Christ. If one person gets saved cause of this post, it was worth it.=) God bless
I'm not asking for a fairytale ending, because our story has just begun.
Love
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Rather than cry me a river, I'd prefer you drown in one
Bitch
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A room with a MILLION people in it,
Crush
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wish there was a tax write off for my butt. I could write off expenses like m&m's, skittles, dr. pepper, cheetos. maybe even sweet tea.
Mixed
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believes that life isn't about finding someone you can live with, but finding someone you can't live without!
Follow your dreams,wish upon a shooting star.make life Worth living.live with no regrets.dance like no body's watching sing like no body's listening. <3 <3
Dreams
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Thinks it's funny that the little home-wrecker hasn't figured out he's cheating on her
Funny
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Hated by Plenty...Wanted by Many...Disliked by Some...Confronted by None
is learning that you'll never have EXACTLY what you want, but in the end God always gives you exactly what you need to make you into the person you should be.
WOW! Some people never cease to AMAZE me! Seriously? Sucks when you don't have any control so you have to use others to control others huh?
When guys get turned on, it stands up. But what happens wen a girl gets turned on? their boobs stands up? lol
Sex
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I'm not 2 faced, I just know how to take turns making one person happy at a time.
Mixed
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To those of you who enjoy my tax dollars every month...YOU'RE WELCOME!
Work
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