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is gonna use the fertilizer from all these shitty situations to get some growth.
Tonight I am leaving my sobriety at home, as well as my indoor voice and any behavior that could be mistaken for "lady-like."
a lady never kisses and tell but a bitch kisses and snitches
I wish Justin Bieber went on the show Wipeout, I would love to see them get punched in the face!!!
I'm not easily distracted I'm just~OMG!the giant purple waffle just flew off with my rainbow polka dotted monkey! >:o
True things about guys: If they takes the time to argue back, they cares more than you think.
Life is short. Don't wish you could be where you were, Remember who you were. Know who you are. and Rise to who you will become!
lets get together and kill dipsey,
Houston we have a problem...I'M ALL OUT OF CHOCOLATE!!! =)
A little bit of drama goes a long way and you can go right along with it!
Yes Axel! I have 'got it memorized'!
""I've often thought that the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress."
and I'm no quiter but I'm tired of fighting
thinks those who prosper at the expense of others should be ASHAMED!!
GAME TIME! using every letter in my first name how would you explain me? Example: John J=Jumpy O=Oblivious H=Hyper N=Normal
sorry God but we cant live with Justin F***er
its strange how the people you love and care for the most can cause the most pain to you
setting your alarm 30 minutes earlier so you can extend your sleep for another 30 minutes when the alarm rings.:)