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the only way to truly satisfy a woman is if a guy has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money
your a dumb slut the only test you can pass is a pregnancy test!!
Its amazing how when you finally stop - stop wishing, stop hoping, stop looking - the most spectacular things happen. Life is so beautiful!
..Like this if you have ever Pushed a door that clearly states "PULL" x boyfriend says to Girlfriend, I'm not saying you're a slag but even the label in your knickers says next.
Yesterday is a dream and tomorrow a vision.. but today, if 'lived well', makes all yesterdays a dream of 'happiness' and all tomorrows a vision of 'hope'.
Your dreams and aspirations are flaming torch lights leading the way to your dancing star.
Like this status if u like CHOCOLATE!!
boredom + computer = Facebook addiction
What hurts the most is watching the person you love, love your best friend. Hurting... and not being able to say or do anything about it
The best way to get over a guy, is to get under a new one.
don't you hate it when you want to talk to somebody the most and they "Mysteriously" go offline... where did they get their physic powers!!!
Boys suck pussy's,
My heart is mostly filled w/ LOVE! Hate will leave SCARS! But they"ll fade away over TIME! Leaving only a BLEMISH! Forgive and / or forget, Life's to Short!
I never new pigs could fly until i through my brother out the window
when life hands you lemons..MAKE ICE CREAM!!
you know you're in love when u think of them all day dream of them all night and want them to be with u forever <3 i love you <3
You can't stand me? than sit down. You can't face me ?than turn around, you don't like me? than shut up , leave me alone, my life is perfectly fine without you!
...says " Do not punish the woman in front of you for the mistakes made by the girl behind you"! Or the woman in front of you may go away.