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Happy Birthday to my grandma; who taught me to make the best seafood dishes anywhere and always had my back; I miss you to the moon and back every single day....and to my Uncle Wade Fredericks who shares his mother's special day!
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I'm really tired after participating in the 5 centimeter charity run for ADHD.
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I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
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slef
Depression
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Going to Target. See you in about two hundred bucks...
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I'm gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
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My foot’s not just asleep it's outright coma toes
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all of me , loves all of you .
Lyrics
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congrats grandpa
Best Friends
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The search for Flight 370 was declared "the most difficult in human history". Amelia Earhart could not be reached for comment.
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They seriously need an express lane at the Bank for those of us who have less than $100 dollars in our checking account.
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were in the hell is my true love
Bitch
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Good Morning
Alone
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If "The Shining" came out today, it would be two hours of Jack Nicholson browsing the internet.
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Would you prefer McDreamy or McSteamy?
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Thank God I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones.
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I get my cereal from a tiger, insurance from a gecko, toilet paper from a bear, financial advice from a gorilla. It's people I don't trust.
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couples who smoke together
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