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we've had our ups and downs, spoke and not, come and gone but one thing that will never change is my mum is my mum and is also a great nanny ;)
I just spent hours connecting all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time.
The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything. Love generously Care deeply Speak kindly Leave the rest to God." www.Y@NNI("L").com
u wonder why i am such a b@tch well keep filling me full of lies and see how much b@tchier i become
The guy who used to proofread Hitler's speeches was the first grammar Nazi.
If I had a twin that was like 2 mins younger that me I would always say 'when I was your age' and proceed to tell the what I did 2 mins ago
Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
I'm going to safety pin a couple of dollar bills to my shirt tomorrow and see how many people give me a dollar. Not because it's my birthday; I just figure it's better than pole dancing.
There are dozens of different flavors of ramen noodles, but they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
Mixed Drinks? YES! Mixed Signals? HELL NO!!
Turns out, I'm not an afternoon person either...
Everything’s bigger in Texas. That's why I do all my sexting there.
Something you've ALWAYS wanted to say to me.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
The best things in life can't be seen or touched. At least, that's what the restraining order says.
If you're ever sad, just imagine how much worse it would be to be a tree that spent years and years growing up, only to end up as a Justin Bieber notebook.
The first rule of Vegan Club apparently is to tell everyone about Vegan Club.
Aren't they Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles now?