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Don't know why people tell me to remember something for them. I can't even remember anything for myself let alone someone else!! :D
is having a night where they just wants to be held and told everything will be alright. But they is here, alone, without those arms around their </3
I like it when you smile, but I love it more when I am the reason..
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we might think a little differently but we have allot in common you see I am just like you only
is not here right now, leave a message because the evil monkeys have taken over
Friend:Break their heart and ill break you face!
awww..do you need a tissue for your issue?
Bitchy
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happy new year wish you health wealth and happiness for 2011
Mixed
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Everyone want to know what my favourite lie in the world is. wait for it.I LOVE YOU! call me a liar maybe you should check the fucking mirror!
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My wife just told me to take the salad cream & ketchup to bed with us tonight. Saucy bitch
if u are reading this u are as bored as i am
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"Let no feeling of discouragement prey upon you, and in the end you are sure to succeed." - Abraham Lincoln
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funny how you can bitch about me from behind a keyboard or my back but not to my face... one word: wimp.
Bitchy
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Wants to know the point in caring about everyone, if everyone just treats you like shit, kicks you when your down and lies to your face.
Angry
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always believe your gut feelings, they never lie!!
What you're facing today may be impossible with man, but with God all things are possible.
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The hardest thing in the world is to be the parent of adult children.
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