Status Updates For Your Page

Random facebook statuses every time you visit this page. Looking for the best facebook status? Check out randomly selected facebook statuses and select one of our facebook status updates. If you need to change your facebook status, but don't know which to choose our random facebook statuses page will give you great status ideas for coming up with your own facebook statuses. Lots of random facebook statuses here.
Funny Facebook Status On Chalkboard Background
Funny Facebook Status On Paper Background
You can get your favourite quotes as a cute picture for your timeline, just click one of the image icons under the facebook status that you like.
Know a nice status? Don't hesitate, add it, (please use English though):
Select a category:
Submit status
Heading to bed, so I can wake up in the morning, have some much needed coffee & wait for the house to clean itself... Good night Facebook!
Truth is, there'll always be emotional pain, and there'll always be people who cause you pain... you just have to find the ones that are worth going through it.
Pain
0
I know you don't like me, but news flash...I wasn't put here to please you bitch!
Bitch
0
My bitch-wire has been tripped, consider yourself warned.
Bitchy
0
Guy and a blonde are at drive-in movies makin out. they says "Hey baby you wanna get in the back?" The blonde says "Nooooo I wanna stay up here with you. "
Blonde
0
single is the best thing in life till the right one comes
Wisdom
0
Alright, I'll let you in on this. I'm a bookworm and i admit it proudly. Take it or leave it. If you take it, wonderful, if you don't, well, that's your fault.
wears their heart on their sleeve. Yes this may cause me a lot of heartache but I believe the compassion & love I give outweighs the pain I always seem to overcome.
we r we r SO bored dun dun dun we r we r so bored dun dun dun
Bored
0
hey i like your door :)
Funny
0
You know that ur addicted to Facebook when u tear up and say "good-bye" rite before u log out of ur page.xD
Humor
0
love is but a journey to life
Mixed
0
you're more to me than anyone else <3
Love
0
Forgive someone and you will discover that that person has virtually no power to hurt you anymore.
Angry
0
I am not high maintenance, just because I want botox, liposuction,a boob job, butt lift, lip injections and fillers, teeth whitened, Gee, give me a break.
Funny
0
for you to know true love you must first know God's love...
Don't think your perfect mate. coz your really not!
Is smiling shyly and kissing you tenderly Very softly and very sweetly Caressing your lips with mine and letting a little bit of who i am melt into your soul<3
We add new interesting quotes to our site daily, so visit us frequently to find the most popular facebook status updates, sayings about relationships and friendship or some funny facebook statuses. Also please remember to vote for the ones you like, so that more people can see them. Thanks!