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anyone got a bottle yes! a glass bottle now! i smash over head to become sober.:)
It's not I L Y or I luv you or I love u It's I Love You. a shortcut to a word is not a shortcut to my heart.(:
I wake up every single morning to the sound of my phone going off. It may be extremely early, but either way, you're the best alarm clock in the world. <3
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i think the weekend should get off it's lazy ass and do some work on the weekends lol jkjk (:
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Where do i get all my ideas? well my brain...the messed up part if course!
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really thinks that Starbucks should have a "happy hour" like Sonic!!
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im a pretty happy person without you. :)
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I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I felt and still you would not understand.
redneck skinny!
I'm not interested in a man with a checking account cuz that's for today; I want a man with a savings account cuz I'm focused on my future.
Life
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Everybody is somebodies weirdo.
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Hold on to, cherish and enjoy what you have today, because you never know what could or couldn't be tomorrow
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I think today will be a 'Just nod and smile' kind of day...
Has built some bridges just can't decide which ones they's going to get over
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I could have a more intelligent conversation with a bowl of alphabet soup than with some people I know.
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If you're celebrating at a New Year's Eve party, try not to get carried away. In fact, try to leave without any help at all.
You will never be able to make anyone else happy if you are truly not happy yourself.
if loonies could fly, my family would be the air force!
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