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being a brunette and having blond moments is multitasking...don't be jealous:)
Blonde
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You tell me to go fuck myself but is that REALLY some kind of punishment? Cuz however you look at it, even with myself, I'm a better fuck than you'll ever be!
Angry
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says "I'm the kind of person who favors animals over people" is that a bad thing?
When I'm with you, i never want to leave you! When I'm away from you, i just want to be with you! I'll see you in my dreams tonight! <3
Dreams
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A relationship is like a job. You have to work hard to get in it, and you have to work even harder to stay in it.
Love
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is bored...Save me.......
Bored
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Field of Dreams is the perfect movie. I forgive Kevin Costner for Water world AND Postman.
Funny
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A blond is playing a game and the screen says "Press the Any Key" three days later, they says, "Where the f#$k is the any key?!"
Blonde
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If you think i am a B**ch then you should meet my mom and sisters!!
Bitch
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is going to eat poop
Mixed
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I like you...but I'm to scared to ask you out...also to scared you don't like me.Can't you just ask me :/ <3
Love
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is on the island of misfit toys and kinda feels at home here.
What's up with all these "ville" games? Fishville, Farmville, Yoville... and where the hell is Margaritaville?
look mom dead birds !!!no honey those birds are just pretending
Humor
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* You can say what you want about me, just know sweetie it wont faze me just keep talking your shit. cause all your doing is making me famous(: *
Bitchy
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yea I'm a girl, and i hang out with boys.! the only reason is cuz less drama to deal with
Boys
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when life gives you lemons make lemonade ,drink it for energy, and beat the shit outta the person that drunk you off
People will come and people will go,but only people like us can put on such an awesome shit show :)
Fun
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