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we've had our ups and downs, spoke and not, come and gone but one thing that will never change is my mum is my mum and is also a great nanny ;)
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I just spent hours connecting all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time.
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The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything. Love generously Care deeply Speak kindly Leave the rest to God." www.Y@NNI("L").com
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u wonder why i am such a b@tch well keep filling me full of lies and see how much b@tchier i become
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The guy who used to proofread Hitler's speeches was the first grammar Nazi.
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If I had a twin that was like 2 mins younger that me I would always say 'when I was your age' and proceed to tell the what I did 2 mins ago
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Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
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I'm going to safety pin a couple of dollar bills to my shirt tomorrow and see how many people give me a dollar. Not because it's my birthday; I just figure it's better than pole dancing.
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There are dozens of different flavors of ramen noodles, but they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
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Mixed Drinks? YES! Mixed Signals? HELL NO!!
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Turns out, I'm not an afternoon person either...
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Everything’s bigger in Texas. That's why I do all my sexting there.
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Something you've ALWAYS wanted to say to me.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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The best things in life can't be seen or touched. At least, that's what the restraining order says.
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If you're ever sad, just imagine how much worse it would be to be a tree that spent years and years growing up, only to end up as a Justin Bieber notebook.
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The first rule of Vegan Club apparently is to tell everyone about Vegan Club.
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Aren't they Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles now?
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