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Happy Birthday to my grandma; who taught me to make the best seafood dishes anywhere and always had my back; I miss you to the moon and back every single day....and to my Uncle Wade Fredericks who shares his mother's special day!
I'm really tired after participating in the 5 centimeter charity run for ADHD.
I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
Going to Target. See you in about two hundred bucks...
I'm gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
My foot’s not just asleep it's outright coma toes
all of me , loves all of you .
The search for Flight 370 was declared "the most difficult in human history". Amelia Earhart could not be reached for comment.
They seriously need an express lane at the Bank for those of us who have less than $100 dollars in our checking account.
were in the hell is my true love
If "The Shining" came out today, it would be two hours of Jack Nicholson browsing the internet.
Would you prefer McDreamy or McSteamy?
Thank God I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones.
I get my cereal from a tiger, insurance from a gecko, toilet paper from a bear, financial advice from a gorilla. It's people I don't trust.
couples who smoke together