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Random thoughts #645924

I love to hear that little voice that says"I love you" Grand kids are so special , you get to see your kids little again through them.

Random thoughts #686600

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you... a relationship

Random thoughts #644931

I have so much to say yet have learned to keep my mouth shut because it won't resolve anything.

Random thoughts #641771

hi, hi again, hi again & again & again & again & again & AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN... AAHHH!

Random thoughts #684713

You are my husband, my lover, my soul mate, my best friend, and my shoulder to cry on..Thank you for being all of those and more. I Love You :)

Random thoughts #674021

The way one should.

Random thoughts #642438

hungry? grab a snickers laugh my ass off, I'm hungry i grabbed a snickers and I'm still hungry. commercial is all lies!

Random thoughts #670805

Sometimes I find myself allowing the challenges of my life to overshadow the little blessings that make the big difference in it.

Random thoughts #638696

Getting the cheese to smell like tuna

Random thoughts #651064

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...It's a squirrel!!!No you IDIOT!!! It's a freaking duck!!!

Random thoughts #679757

What if I'm not the crazy one? Maybe I'm the normal one while you all are the crazy ones

Random thoughts #648669

I'd much rather be on a flowing river than a stagnant lake.

Random thoughts #633698

damn... I'm mad that i didn't think of putting a robe on backwards, then renaming it "the snuggie" and jipping tons of people outta their money!

Random thoughts #647809

I want to live my life in a way that when i get really old, i look back at my life and say: aaah I lived it, not survived it.

Random thoughts #636533

Ever stopped to wonder what sound dinosaurs make? Instead of roaring, what if they oinked?

Random thoughts #678323

wants to go back to the days when all you cared about was sand piles, water sprinklers under the trampoline and red Popsicles.

Random thoughts #682802

why is the W called a double U, when it is really a double V?

Random thoughts #626919

...I am willing to bet that, more often than not, when someone says "My phone is about to die," what they really mean is "I don't want to talk to you."

Random thoughts #673645

the person that talks behind my back better have less bills, drama, and better swag than I do. If not, fix your own mess 1st.

Random thoughts #655515

is so happy that McDonald's doesn't sell hot dogs. I just don't think I could order a "McWeiner" with a straight face! Don't even get me started on super-sizing

Random thoughts #666670

Public Service Announcement: Ladies! Leggings DO NOT equal a substitute for pants. Thank you. That is all.

Random thoughts #625162

"Life is like a puzzle, except mine has a few pieces missing and it is different than the picture on the box...So now what?!"

Random thoughts #648836

I'm a fatty.its not Ur body so what are u complaining about?

Random thoughts #649840

I'm so glad that purple giraffe stopped staring at me the voices in my head were starting to get creeped out.:)

Random thoughts #683636

wonders when Wal-Mart is going to start giving stuff away free since how they keep "lowering prices everyday"

Random thoughts #649271

I'm just me.