Parenting Facebook Statuses

Parenting #631027

Be careful What you say and do in front of you kids, they learn by example. If you lie, steal, swear, hit, or insult them, don't complain when they do too.

Parenting #638915

Giving our kids all the fancy gadgets and games and Modern Technology items doesn't show them LOVE it Just Spoils them so they Don't learn appreciation.

Parenting #652316

If you have children, remember this: When you finish with them, the rest of the world has to live with them, so please teach them respect.

Parenting #682217

Why couldn't my parents have been right when they said, "You're going to have 3 kids that act just like you!" Instead I got 2 who act just like their daddy!

Parenting #651985

If you choose a man over your children you are not a mother but a whore who's womb needs to be removed!!!

Parenting #633053

Child support isn't just money, it's being there to love them, comfort them and teach them even if you're no longer in love with the other parent!

Parenting #675313

thinks a child's unconditional love is amazing! They don't care that my hair's not done, I don't have on makeup or that I'm wearing sweats! They love me anyways

Parenting #642361

How to get your teen to clean their room? Tell them you love doing it for them because then you get to snoop around in their stuff!

Parenting #633787

Dear baby, PLEASE stop going Kong Fu on my uterus...Love, Mommy~

Parenting #632857

can't wait for tax season cause I am claiming "not me" and "I didn't do it" on my taxes this year as two extra dependents.

Parenting #674821

They bring a smile to my face & joy to my heart, they are always there with hugs and kisses when I need them, they love me no matter what - my daughters.

Parenting #630799

Awesome parenting is when you can give a kid that LOOK and they can instantly read your mind and do what their told with out speaking a word!

Parenting #646430

I might be a no body to some people but I'm the world to the most important boy alive. And that means the world to me.

Parenting #649753

I'm PROUD to say I'm a young mum! I may not be the best, but I'm best at what I do, BEING A MUM! Look down at me all you want. I LOVE my kids no matter what! <

Parenting #658051

Just because you "helped make" a child doesn't make you a parent, it takes a person to raise that child to be a parent.

Parenting #662807

my kids are so cute when they are asleep. But I'm still trying to figure out why I'm watching Phineas and Ferb.

Parenting #652291

If you have a child know your child, love your child and support them in every way possible if you cant do that don't call yourself a parent!!

Parenting #682679

Why is it that we need a license to own a dog, to drive a car, and catch a fish, but any brainless moron with no concept of responsibility can be a parent?

Parenting #667100

recalls giving birth to cute cuddly babies, not hooligan monkeys! I think the hospital made a mistake.

Parenting #627026

...needs the book "What to expect when you're expecting a teen". The baby stuff is easy..it's the teens years that make you paranoid!

Parenting #675811

Thinks the funniest part of their day is when their daughter forgets what they is going to say and falls back to "ummm... i love you"

Parenting #642164

How come when I tell my kids "it's not funny" they laugh even harder?

Parenting #676937

Today's parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. they'd be like "there, take time out to pick up your teeth."

Parenting #667911

says "Any guy can be a father, only the special guys can be a Daddy"

Parenting #658773

Kids should come with a warning that says: "Caution can make you Bipolar"

Parenting #664772

OK I'm sick of dead beat dads who don't pay there child support i mean come on "GROW UP" you helped make the kid TOO NOW BE A MAN AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD!!