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We've all been robbed! Somebody stole our weekend and replaced it with a MONDAY!
Good morning Monday... care to tell me how you escaped my ninja assassins?
ATTENTION!!!Friday will be here soon with the regular entourage - Saturday& Sunday & featuring special guest Holiday Monday. Round of Applause for LONG WEEKEND
~ WARNING~ I DON'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS!
's question of the day: "why is Monday sooooo far away from Friday, and Friday so bloody close to Monday?"
(To the tune of MICKEY MOUSE) M-O-N-D-A-Y S-U-C-K-S Monday sucks!
is coming to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days
"Monday isn't a good day for kids but for parents it's a dream come true!" School stinks when you get a break it comes back at you like an itchy flea on a dog
Shhh! Whats that sound? Can u hear it? It sounds like... OMG it's Monday! RUN!!
Welcome to Monday. Would you like cream, sugar, or Valium in your coffee?
Dear Monday, not sure how to tell you, but I'm in love with WEEKEND. Wish I could say it's me & not you, but seriously, it IS you. Sorry (not really), Me