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is asking for a show of hands: who wants to call off today due to lack of interest? All in favor, please say "I"!
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? Monday has been cancelled due to lack of interest. Please resume your normal Facebook activities. Thank you!
When the day hits your eye like a big ole' cow pie, that's a Monday.
Dear Monday: I'm sorry to have to say this, but it's just not working out between us. You're just not my type - I'm more of a Saturday kind of girl. Get out.
if each day is a gift... can I return Monday for something I really like?
...was all snuggled up and warm in bed, sleeping and having a wonderful dream, then the MONDAY SHOVEL came and smacked me in the face.
Monday is nearly over ! Thank fuck :')
That's it I'm getting a restraining order against Monday.
*this message sponsored by crack, booze, and several psychological disorders
WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain :-(
I'm smelling Monday's stinky ass again, and it sure reeks!