Monday Facebook Status

When that Monday morning feeling comes around, it is undoubtedly the right time for some classic Monday Facebook statuses. These are sure to hit the spot with Facebook users everywhere. The best way to approach Monday Facebook statuses is to give it some humor. Moaning and groaning excessively in Monday Facebook statuses may lead to you getting "unfriended" by some of your more persnickety Facebook pals.
Welcome to Monday. Would you like cream, sugar, or Valium in your coffee?
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Good Morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, lets just make the best of it.
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Pretty sure my "get up and go" just got up and went back to bed.
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Woke up this morning feeling like it was gonna be a good day. Looked at the calendar and realized ... Ah shit! It's Monday again! So much for a good day.
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Yep, it's Monday...yippy-effin' skippy.
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's morning is now in progress... percolator activated... java infusion is engaged... and we have LIFT OFF!!! GOOD MORNING!
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So. Monday. We meet again. I see the Stupid Pirates didn't get you. I knew I should have went with Ninjas.
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Monday Again? Weren't you here like a week ago?
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well peeps, since the arrival of Monday is inevitable I have to go to bed now...see ya later Sunday, I must rest so I can deal with your retarded cousin 2morrow
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Mondays are a never-ending abyss of soul-sucking hell, but you'll get through.
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People who like Mondays are one corn dog shy of a picnic. -Garfield
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I woke up in the best mood and smiling, until Monday bitch slapped me back to reality. Dammit, why does the weekend go so fast?
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