Monday Facebook Status

When that Monday morning feeling comes around, it is undoubtedly the right time for some classic Monday Facebook statuses. These are sure to hit the spot with Facebook users everywhere. The best way to approach Monday Facebook statuses is to give it some humor. Moaning and groaning excessively in Monday Facebook statuses may lead to you getting "unfriended" by some of your more persnickety Facebook pals.
Welcome to Monday. Would you like cream, sugar, or Valium in your coffee?
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says...Look at the bright side: At least Mondays only happen once a week
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unfortunately has not become a millionaire over the weekend ... and thus Monday morning has returned to work!
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Dear Monday, I was thinking you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you!
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Monday is nearly over ! Thank fuck :')
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Hey Monday! Yeah you! You don't scare me. Know why? Because I'm on vacation this week! Yay!
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Monday, you're a butt head.
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is asking for a show of hands: who wants to call off today due to lack of interest? All in favor, please say "I"!
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knows its going to be a long week when on Monday you are wishing for Friday!
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I'm smelling Monday's stinky ass again, and it sure reeks!
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Ah, we meet again Monday I see my army of purple-ninja-penguins have once again failed to take you out.
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is wondering ... if every day is a gift ... where in the hell do I return Mondays??
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