Monday Facebook Status

When that Monday morning feeling comes around, it is undoubtedly the right time for some classic Monday Facebook statuses. These are sure to hit the spot with Facebook users everywhere. The best way to approach Monday Facebook statuses is to give it some humor. Moaning and groaning excessively in Monday Facebook statuses may lead to you getting "unfriended" by some of your more persnickety Facebook pals.
Welcome to Monday. Would you like cream, sugar, or Valium in your coffee?
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Dear Monday, that better not be your ugly ass I see peeking around the corner!
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So. Monday. We meet again. I see the Stupid Pirates didn't get you. I knew I should have went with Ninjas.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Mondays are a never-ending abyss of soul-sucking hell, but you'll get through.
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People who like Mondays are one corn dog shy of a picnic. -Garfield
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Life was great. I was so blissful and then...I got smacked up side the head with a shovel full of Monday!
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It's a new day, and a new week! Start off fresh to accomplish your best! :=)
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Why is it that at the end of the rainbow there's a pot of gold, but at the end of the weekend there's a MONDAY?!
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GROSS!! I've got MONDAY all over me! UGH!
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It's a new day, a new week, start off fresh to accomplish your best!
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Saying have a happy Monday, is like saying have a happy period. Its just not gonna happen.
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I do not have patience for stupidity on any day, but if you must hit me with it - DO NOT PICK MONDAY MORNING.
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