Monday Facebook Status

When that Monday morning feeling comes around, it is undoubtedly the right time for some classic Monday Facebook statuses. These are sure to hit the spot with Facebook users everywhere. The best way to approach Monday Facebook statuses is to give it some humor. Moaning and groaning excessively in Monday Facebook statuses may lead to you getting "unfriended" by some of your more persnickety Facebook pals.
Welcome to Monday. Would you like cream, sugar, or Valium in your coffee?
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is asking for a show of hands: who wants to call off today due to lack of interest? All in favor, please say "I"!
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MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? Monday has been cancelled due to lack of interest. Please resume your normal Facebook activities. Thank you!
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When the day hits your eye like a big ole' cow pie, that's a Monday.
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Dear Monday: I'm sorry to have to say this, but it's just not working out between us. You're just not my type - I'm more of a Saturday kind of girl. Get out.
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if each day is a gift... can I return Monday for something I really like?
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...was all snuggled up and warm in bed, sleeping and having a wonderful dream, then the MONDAY SHOVEL came and smacked me in the face.
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Monday is nearly over ! Thank fuck :')
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That's it I'm getting a restraining order against Monday.
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*this message sponsored by crack, booze, and several psychological disorders
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WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain :-(
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I'm smelling Monday's stinky ass again, and it sure reeks!
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