Monday Facebook Status

When that Monday morning feeling comes around, it is undoubtedly the right time for some classic Monday Facebook statuses. These are sure to hit the spot with Facebook users everywhere. The best way to approach Monday Facebook statuses is to give it some humor. Moaning and groaning excessively in Monday Facebook statuses may lead to you getting "unfriended" by some of your more persnickety Facebook pals.
Welcome to Monday. Would you like cream, sugar, or Valium in your coffee?
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Be Gone with Thee, oh Monday, Despoiler of Weekends, Debaucher of Relaxation, Destroyer of Dreams, and Cruel Task Master of all other days!
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is SO not ready for the week to start! Can't we just fast forward to Friday??
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Here's to a new week! Bring it on Monday!
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MONDAY! What else is there to say?
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I know Mondays are universally fucked..you would think there would be a petition to abolish the fucker.
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quick hide ... Monday is coming !!
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Dear Monday, I could watch you fall off a cliff, be run over by a car, and be murdered by an angry squirrel and laugh. I frickin' hate you. Sincerely, Me.
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Yep it's Monday, I checked. Back to Reality!
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When someone tells me to have a happy Monday, it's like saying have a happy period. It's impossible and just ain't gonna happen.
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I would like to file a police report against Monday for stalking me.
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Don't tell me tomorrow is Monday... UGH!
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