Monday Facebook Status

When that Monday morning feeling comes around, it is undoubtedly the right time for some classic Monday Facebook statuses. These are sure to hit the spot with Facebook users everywhere. The best way to approach Monday Facebook statuses is to give it some humor. Moaning and groaning excessively in Monday Facebook statuses may lead to you getting "unfriended" by some of your more persnickety Facebook pals.
unfortunately has not become a millionaire over the weekend ... and thus Monday morning has returned to work!
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Smile, say a kind word, close your eyes and enjoy a moment. Have a great Monday, friends!
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WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain :-(
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wonders what would happen if everyone decided to call in sick on Monday
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wants to stomp their feet, throw themself to the ground and start yelling "I don't wanna go back to work."
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if each day is a gift... can I return Monday for something I really like?
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MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? Monday has been cancelled due to lack of interest. Please resume your normal Facebook activities. Thank you!
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Mondays are Sunday's poop.
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That's it I'm getting a restraining order against Monday.
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*this message sponsored by crack, booze, and several psychological disorders
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...was all snuggled up and warm in bed, sleeping and having a wonderful dream, then the MONDAY SHOVEL came and smacked me in the face.
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When the day hits your eye like a big ole' cow pie, that's a Monday.
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